Tenchi Meets Spark
Tenchi Meets Spark: Episode 5


*Tenchi and the gang arrive at the house via teleportation*
Yosho: You two are badly injured, do you need any help?
Spark: No, I don't, I can manage...
Tenchi: I'll be fine...
*Little does anyone know, a tiny bit of Kagato's power was sent into space, slowly growing over the years*
Spark: *Holds his arm and turns around* Tenchi, I will become stronger... and I will once again claim my position, you will see... *Walks toward the lab*
Tenchi: okay...
Ryoko: What's with him?
Washu: That's called a saiyan's pride, they always try to be better than anyone...
Ryoko: oh...
Spark: *Takes a recovery pill and he completely recovers, and gets much stronger* Since I'm a saiyan, my power rises greatly after a battle...
Tenchi: Spark! Can you give me one of those pills?
Spark: Sure... *Gives Tenchi a pill*
Tenchi: Thanks... *Takes the pill*
*Later that day*
Ryoko: I just can't seduce Techi as easily now that he's so strong...
Spark: *Jumps up* Then I will help you...
Ryoko: What? Really?
Tenchi: Oh great...
Spark: *Forms his transparent laptop and presses a few keys and a force field appears around Tenchi* That is the FireStorm Forcefield, nothing can go through it except objects that are entered in the databank, which I have entered Ryoko into...
Tenchi: *Desperately tries to break free* NNNOOOO!!!!!!
Ryoko: This is great!! *Hops in with Tenchi* hehehe.....
Spark: Now... *Teleports them to another room* there... I'm such a genius!!!
Washu: Hey!! That's my line...
Spark: I just thought I'd try it out... *crosses his arms and laughs manically*
Washu: I guess he gets that from me...
*C and D both pop out*
C: No, he has always been this way!
D:Yes! He is crazy!!!
Washu: I'm crazy too...
*A and B both pop out*
A: Washu is a maniac!!
B: Yes!! Washu is crazier than you and... *Is cut off by Washu*
B: *Muffled sounds*
A: Why'd you do that?
Washu: Because he was about to tell a secret of mine...
B: What do you mean, that... *Is cut off again*
Washu: Stop telling my secrets!
B: Okay...
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Okay...
C: *Turns to D* What was that all about?
D: I don't know...
Ryoko: Oh, you mean that you... *Is also cut off by Washu*
Washu: Will everybody please keep quiet...
Spark: hmm... Well... see you... *Walks off to lab*
Washu: A, B, get him!!!
A and B: Here we go!! *Jump off Washu and try to get Spark*
Spark: *Is attacked by A and B, and he just sits there with a weird look on his face* umm, what are you doing...
A and B: We're trying to capture you!!
Spark: *Sweatdrop* okay, so... C, D, get them!!
*C and D start fighting with A and B*
Spark: Well, I'll be in the lab if you need me, little Washu...
Washu: Okay...
Ryoko: But... oh, nevermind...
Washu: grrr!! I have to!! When will I!!
Ryoko: *Wonders what Washu is talking about*
Washu: That's it, I'm getting it now!!
*Washu marches to Spark's lab*
Spark: Hi Little Washu, what is it?
Washu: I can't complete my research without that last sample, now let me get it!!!
Spark: I don't think so!!
Washu: Well, if you won't do this the easy way, then I'll force you to!! *Lunges towards Spark, only to be knocked away by his force field* huh...
Spark: *Grins* I take preparations you know...
Washu: Please let me have it... please... *With a sad look on her face*
Spark: Well, I really don't think....
Washu: *Hugs Spark* please...
Spark: Well... I.... okay....
Washu: Thank you!! *Grabs Spark and takes him to her lab* I promise I'll make it very pleasant, okay... *Winks at him*
Spark: *Knows he'll regret letting her* oh, great...
Washu: Don't worry, you'll like it!
Spark: I guess you're right...
Washu: Believe me... hehehe.... *Starts working him up by kissing him* it won't be long now....
Spark: *Is enjoying it* yeah...
*An hour later*
Washu: Thanks for cooperating with me, Spark...
Spark: Sure... you were right, it was very pleasant...
Washu: Told ya... *Winks*
Spark: Bye, little Washu, I have to go now... *Walks towards the exit*
Washu: Sure, anytime, Spark...
*Back in Spark's lab, Spark is working on something...*
Tenchi: *Walks in* Hey Spark! What's up?
Spark: *Thinks about what Tenchi just said for a second* oh, nothing really... Except Washu did manage to get me to give her that sample...
Tenchi: You mean...
Spark: Yes, wasn't that bad really, quite pleasant actually, hehehe....
Tenchi: Pervert...
Spark: Just because I enjoyed it doesn't mean I'm a pervert!
Tenchi: Well, I guess... Anyway, have you gotten stronger than me yet... hahahaha!!!!!!!
Spark: *Sparks start forming around his body as he clenches his fists* grrrr.... You will see, soon enough.....
Ryoko: *Appears with her arms around Tenchi* Come on Tenchi, stop chatting with Spark and play with me...
Tenchi: *Throws Ryoko off* Get Serious!
Ryoko: Ohh... *Has a sad look on her face* I guess you just don't love me...
Spark: Oh boy, same trick Washu pulled on me...
Tenchi: It's not like that, it's just that... well... I... okay, let's go...
*Tenchi and Ryoko walk off together*
Spark: Watch him be back to normal tommorow...
Washu: Yeah, in the meantime...
Spark: Hold on, you already got enough out of me today!
Washu: I know, but it's just so much fun...
Spark: *Thinks, a real twelve year old wouldn't do this* well, I think I need to go save the world or something... see ya... *Flies off somewhere*
Washu: Oh.... *Sits on the floor with her legs crossed, with a dissapointed look on her face* I was looking forward to it....
Mihoshi: *Trips and falls into the lake*
Kiyone: Mihoshi, are you alright? *Hopes she isn't* well... *Mihoshi gets out of the lake* Mihoshi! I'm so sad, I mean, glad, that you're alright... *thinks, yeah right...*
*Meanwhile*
Spark: Hmm, I guess I'll just watch the scenery from up here... darn Washu, always trying to get me... although, I must admit, I do love her... but I'm just too shy to admit it... *Is floating in the air looking at the sunset*
Washu: He'll come back eventually... then I'll get him... *Pulls out A and B*
A: Spark rules because he is the best!!!
B: Spark is perfect and better than all of the rest!!!
A and B: And Washu wants to marry him!!!
Washu: Quiet!! *Puts her hand over A and B's mouths* what if he heard!!
C and D: *Without Washu knowing, they were listening the whole time...*
C: Ooh, Spark will be surprised to hear this...
D: Yeah, he'll be so happy!!
*They run back to Spark who is now on his way back to the house*
C and D: Spark!! Spark!! We have news!!!
Spark: Later C and D...
C and D: But It's really important!!
Spark: Okay, what is it?
C and D: Washu wants to marry you!!!
Spark: *Falls down* What!! Really??
C and D: Yes, A and B were talking about it, but then Washu covered up their mouths and told them not to tell her seecret out loud!!
Spark: *blushes* Well... this certainly is good news, but I'll let her decide when, I'm not good at that stuff...
C: Sure, Spark, we'll keep it a secret that you know her secret...
D: Yes, we will, we can keep secrets easily!!
Spark: I'll believe that when I see it...
Ayeka: *Hears them from the bushes* *Laughs softly* I'll go tell the others...
Spark: *Has sensed Ayeka all along* don't you even think about it... Ayeka... I need to keep his a secret... okay?
Ayeka: *Comes out of hiding* Well, I guess, but only if you somehow get Tenchi to like me more...
Spark: *Mumbles* Why does everyone always want something in return... Well, sure Ayeka... I can do that, that's easy!!
Ayeka: Great!! Well, I'll be going now... bye Spark...
Spark: Bye... *Teleports to the house* *Sees Ryoko kissing Tenchi on the couch* umm... I don't want to disturb you, so... *Goes off to his lab*, *Sees Washu and gets nervous* Hi little Washu...
Washu: You're back!! *Runs up and hugs Spark*
Spark: *Thinks, Yep, C and D were right*
*C and D run in*
C: Washu!! Washu!!! Spark knows tha.... *Is cut off by Spark*
Spark: Don't you say anything either, D, got it?
D: *Sweatdrop* um... sure...
Washu: What are you up to?
Spark: *Nervously* oh, oh nothing... *Stares at Washu in a loving way*
Washu: *Stares back in the same way*
*They are just about to kiss when Ryoko barges in*
Ryoko: Spark!! You told Ayeka that you would get her MY Tenchi!!
Spark and Washu: *Stare at Ryoko in an evil way*
Ryoko: oops, um, bye... *leaves*
*Spark and Washu notice they have their arms around each other, they both jump back and get nervous*
Washu: Um... well I was just....
Spark: I.... well, I was only...
*They both run up ang hug each other tightly*
Spark: I love you, Little Washu...
Washu: I love you too, Spark...
*This goes on for two hours, now, back at the house*
Ryoko: Tenchi is MINE!!!
Ayeka: Leave him alone, you monster!!
Tenchi: *Sneaks away while they are fighting*
*Back in the lab*
A, B, C, and D: ooh... this'll be fun to talk about!
*They all run toward the exit to tell everyone, but Washu and Spark run frantically trying to catch them, they all go through the door and into the house*
Ryoko and Ayeka: huh... *Sweatdrop*
A, B, C and D: Spark and Washu are in love!!!
Spark and Washu: *Both laugh nervously and scrath their heads* umm... bye now... *They both run off to the lab*
A, B, C, and D: Yeah!! We showed them!! *They all put their hands on their hips*
Ryoko: okay... now that was weird...
Tenchi: They're in love?
Kiyone: Well, isn't it obvious? They are always spending time wth each other, they never get mad at each other, and many other things also point it out...
Tenchi: Well, I guess you're right... *Sees A, B, C and D on the floor, proud of themselves* You four sure can't keep a secret...
A, B, C and D: Yep...
Washu: *Peeks out of the lab entrance* I think those four are proud of it... huh...
Spark: Yeah, they like causing mischeif...
Washu: Now I'll cause some mischeif with you... hehehe... *Stares at spark evilly*
Spark: Now, don't look at me like that... *Backs away* wait...
Washu: *lunges at Spark, knocks him down onto the ground and gets on top of him* Now, let's have a little fun... *Starts tickling Spark* I won't stop until you agree to...
Spark: *Laughs uncontrollably* please, stop little Washu.... Haahahaha
Washu: Will you?
Spark: Sure, it's not like I'm not willing to...
Washu: Okay then, let's go have some fun... *Laughs insanely* wait a sec... *Runs off, and comes back out in a nurse outfit* there, now let's go!
Spark: *Is kind of intimidated by the nurse outfit* um.... Okay.... I'll go... *Follows Washu*
Washu: Don't be scared, I won't hurt you, I'll give you the time of your life...
Spark: *Is sort of scared* um, are you going to go easy on me?
Washu: No, I'm going all out... *Knocks Spark onto the bed and gets on top of him* Now... the fun starts... *Insane laughter*
Spark: *Is very scared of Washu's craziness, but is enjoying every minute of it too*
*Three hours later*
*Spark walks out of the lab and nearly falls down*
Washu: *Puts her arms around Spark* What's wrong, did I go too hard on you... *Kisses him*
Spark: *Tries to keep conscious* Yes...
Tenchi: *Sweatdrop* You're in that nurse outfit, ooh, I know what that means... So, did you have fun Spark?
Spark: Yes, a lot of fun...
Ryoko: *Glares at Tenchi* Funny... whenever I do it, Tenchi just runs away...
Washu: That's because he's scared... *Cuddles up to Spark*
Spark: Yeah, chicken...
Tenchi: Why you! *Lunges toward Spark but is stopped by his energy*
Spark: *Breathes hard and has a very cunning grin on his face* chicken... *Passes out from exhaustion*
Tenchi: Wow, you really went all out on him, didn't you?
Washu: You got that right... hehehe... *Picks Spark up and carries him off*
Ryoko: Wow, for a saiyan to be exhausted, man, even a nuclear bomb couldn't make a saiyan that tired... wow...
Washu: Hehehe... *Has Spark hooked up to a machine that can read your mind* now I will find out how he controls his power, and, more importantly, if he is truly in love with me!! *Manical laughter can be heard for miles*
Tenchi: I feel sorry for Spark...
Ayeka: Why? He likes it...
Tenchi: Yeah, I guess so...
Ayeka: *Sits to the left side of Tenchi* Well, Tenchi, I....
Ryoko: *Sits to the right side of Tenchi* What do you say, Ayeka?
Ayeka: Normally, no, but now, yes...
Ayeka and Ryoko: Let's go!! *They both glomp onto Tenchi and start kissing him and cuddling up to him*
Tenchi: umm, help...
Spark: *Wakes up* huh... *Looks around and sees himself hooked up to a machine* what did you do to me?!?!
Washu: Oh, nothing, I'm just reading your mind, that's all...
Spark: What!! *Struggles to get free, and does* sheesh, she almost read my mind... *Flies off but is grabbed by Washu*
Washu: Just where do you think you're going?
Spark: I'm trying to get away! *Powers up to SSJ2 but he feels weak* huh?
Washu: That's the energy draining force field in this area, now you can't get away, now come down here and give Little Washu a kiss and get back on the machine...
Spark: What are you trying to do?
Washu: If I read your mind while you are firing a beam, I can find out where your powers come from...
Spark: Oh, well, if it's just that, then I guess it's okay... *Gets back on the machine*
Washu: Good, now, fire a beam...
Spark: *Fires a beam*
Washu: Okay, now I'll just run a couple of brain wave scans and I'll be done... *ten minutes later* okay, I'm done... now, get him!!
Spark: *The machine grabs ahold of him and straps him to it* Hey, I knew it, I saw that look on your face! *Tries to break free, but is too weak from the force field*
Washu: Now, to seduce you...
Spark: Oh man, the second I recover from one of her "Attacks", she attacks me again...
Washu: I know, isn't it great!
Spark: Well... *Has a cunning smirk on his face* you did not know that... *teleports out of straps* I can teleport without any energy... *Takes off running at a blinding speed*
Washu: *blinks* wow, he sure can run fast, I didn't take his physical strength into account...
Spark: *Runs right into Tenchi, knocking Tenchi into a wall* oh, sorry, but Washu's gone mad again...
Tenchi: What else is new...
Spark: wow, I guess I escaped...
Washu: *jumps on top of Spark* hi Tenchi, what brings you here...
Tenchi: Well, I was going to ask Spark if he could give me something to keep Ryoko away, but I guess you two are busy... I guess I'll go... *Leaves*
Spark: *Lies on floor with Washu on top of him* No, tenchi, wait, help me!!! *turns around and sees Washu with that evil smile on her face* gulp...
*30 minutes later*
Spark: *Barely escapes Washu and runs into the house, breaths hard* gulp, I hope she doesn't find me... *Turns SSJ2 and flies off into the woods*
Washu: *Bursts out of lab* Darn, he got away... did any of you see him?
Everyone: Yes, but he flew off somewhere...
> Spark: *Lands next to Tenchi, who is doing chores* Tenchi, want to fight?
Tenchi: Sure, I just finished the chores, this'll be a great fight...


To Be Continued