Tenchi Meets Spark
Tenchi Meets Spark: Episode 6


Spark: Okay, now.... *Powers up to mystic* let's go...
Tenchi: Okay... *Powers up the lighthawk wings* I'm ready!
Spark: *Lunges at Tenchi with incredible speed and kicks him into a tree* Remember, I am faster than you, but you are stronger...
Tenchi: *Takes out the lighthawk sword and swings multiple times but misses* grrr... *flies straight towards Spark and manages to knock him into a wall*
Spark: Grrr... Take this.... Masenko-ha! *Fires a beam straight at Tenchi*
Tenchi: I am more powerful with beams! *Fires a beam bigger than Sparks...*
*Both beams collide*
Spark: *Puts more power into the beam* hehehe.... *Once again has that cmirk on his face, duplicates himself, the clone heads over to Tenchi and kicks him down, the beam absorbs Tenchi* hahaha!! He almost won, but he didn't quite...
Tenchi: *Is brought back by the chronosphere* darn, I wasn't counting on a clone to come in...
Spark: Well, you are stronger with beams, but I'm still stronger physically... I have to go now... *jumps into the air turns SSJ and flies toward the house*
Washu: I wish I knew where he went...
Spark: *Lands in the front door* Hi, I'm back...
Washu: Spark! *Runs up and hugs him tightly
Spark: *Sweatdrop* Well, I have to go, you know, I have to go help Tenchi with the fields or something...
Washu: Forget about Tenchi... Let's go work together...
Spark: Well, if it's really work, okay, but I think it's probably a trick of yours, but... okay...
Washu: Great! Let's go... *They both go into the lab*
Spark: *Looks around and sees one of his own spaceships* huh... hey, how did you get that! *Checks his lab and sees his is still there...* what the...
Washu: Oh, that is such a good ship that I thought I'd clone it, that alright with you? Spark: Yeah, that's okay as long as you don't take credit for it or anything...
Washu: Thanks!
Spark: Sure... I'll be right back... *Walks off to the dimensional doorway* *sees Tenchi running from Ryoko* that little wimp... *Takes out two unbreakable laser ropes and throws them at Tenchi, it ties him to a tree* Have fun Ryoko! *walks back into the lab*
Washu: I saw that! That was mean! Good job...
Spark: Anyway, where'd Ryo-ohki go to?
Washu: Oh, Ryo-ohki's right over there... *points towards a bucket of carrots*
Spark: oh... *Sweatdrop* well, I guess I can... *Takes out his transparent laptop and does a couple of scans on Ryo-ohki* hmm, okay, I'll take these and see if I can figure them out...
Washu: Okay
*Two hours later*
Spark: *Bursts out of the lab after a gray and white cabbit* come back here!
Washu: Hey, you figured it out!
Spark: Yep, *Holds out a carrot for the cabbit* by the way, his name is Ryo-ohku...
Ryo-ohku: *Walks towards the carrot hypnotically and grabs it and gobbles it up* meow meow meow!
Spark: *Hands Ryo-ohku a box ofcarrots in which he starts gobbling up*
Tenchi: Oh no, don't tell me I need more carrot fields!
Spark: No, I fixed a garden up in my lab linked to another dimension, so all I have to do is plant them, the rest is automatic...
Washu: Can he turn into a spaceship?
Ryo-ohku: Meow meow!! *Runs outside and jumps into the air, turns into a spaceship a little different than Ryo-ohki*
Washu: Huh...
Spark: I made a few changes to the genetic patterns...
Washu: You are such a genius!
Spark: *Quietly sneaks out of the room* phew, I think she was about to go crazy again...
Ryo-ohki: *Looks at Ryo-ohku* meow?
Ryo-ohku: Meow meow!!
Ryo-ohki: *points off at the carrot fields* meow meow!!
Ryo-ohku: meow!!
*They run off to the carrot fields to eat*
Washu: I never thought I'd see Ryo-ohki share carrots...
Tenchi: Do you think you could untie me from this tree, Spark?
Spark: That depends, the next time I ask for help, help me!!
Tenchi: Okay, I will!
*Spark unties Tenchi from the tree*
Tenchi: Thanks, now I think I'll go save the carrot fields from Ryo-ohki and Ryo-ohku... *Runs off to the carrot fields*
Spark: hehehe...
Ryoko:BTW, thanks Spark! *Hugs Spark*
Washu: *Pops out of lab and sees Ryoko, slaps her* What do you think you're doing!! Spark is mine!! *Hugs Spark*
Ryoko: I was just.... Oh nevermind!
Washu: Oh you were scared weren't you, Spark? *Cuddles up to Spark*
Ryoko: What's that mean!?!?!
Washu: Nevermind Little Ryoko...
Spark: ... wha? Oh, nevermind...
*Hours later*
Ryoko: *Hears someone knock on the door* Can someone get that?
Washu: No, I'm busy!
Spark: I'll get it... *Walks up to the door and sees someone* And, what do you need?
CZ: My name is CZ, I need to ask... hold on, Spark!!
Spark: CZ!!! How dare you step a mile within me!!!
CZ: Well, if I'd known you were here, I wouldn't have come in the first place!!
Spark: Good! Then get away from me!! *Kicks CZ ten miles away* that big dummy!
Ryoko: *Sweatdrop* um, what was that all about?
Spark: He is one of my enemies, such a pest...
Kiyone: Okay...
Washu: Ryoko!! Come here!!
Ryoko: What is it?
Washu: Just come in here!!!
Ryoko: *grumbles* *Walks into Washu's lab*
Washu: Ryoko... If you do me a favor, I'll do you one... *Whispers to Ryoko*
*Thirty minutes later*
*Washu and Ryoko are suspiciously walking around*
Washu: Oh, what's that!!
Ryoko and Washu: *Both of them throw laser rings around Tenchi and Spark*
Spark: *Tries to get away* darn, I suspected Washu would do something, but Ryoko did it...
Tenchi: Urg... isn't this just typical...
Ryoko: *Grabs Tenchi and takes him to her room*
Washu: *Grabs Spark and takes him to her lab* hehehe... *Turns around and sees that she was carrying a clone* what???
Spark: *Is calmly leaning on the wall* What do you have there? Is that your new toy? *insane laughter* *Presses a button and Washu gets tied up with laser ropes*
Washu: wha.... How could I be tricked so easily, what about Tenchi?
Spark: Nah, he didn't know, Ryoko's probably up there getting it on with Tenchi...
Washu: ugh, why'd you tie me up?
Spark: So that I could rest!
Washu: Wouldn't you rather take advantage of me being tied up?
Spark: Well, I would like to, but I haven't had any rest for two months now, I need some...
Washu: *Stands there tied up while Spark walks off* umm... anybody...
Tenchi: Please Ryoko, stop that!! *Tries his best to get away*
Ryoko: No, it's too good... *Continues*
Tenchi: Well, at least untie me!!
Ryoko: Only Washu can...
Tenchi: But... hey, Ryoko!!
*Three hours later, Spark wakes up*
Spark: *Yawns* ahh, that was a nice nap... well, I guess I'll go untie Washu...*Walks to her lab*
Washu: oh, why did he have to be so cunning... *Sees Spark walk in* Spark!! Please let me go!! I promise I won't do anything to you, please!!
Spark: *Yawns* okay... *Unties Washu*
Washu: *Jumps onto Spark* hehehe...
Spark: I thought you said that you wouldn't do anything to me!
Washu: *Stares at Spark evilly* I lied! *Insane laughter*
Spark: Well, okay then... hehehe... *Insane laughter*
Ryoko: *Sweatdrop* I think I'll leave them alone... *Exits lab and drags Tenchi behind her*
Tenchi: *Is unconscious*...
*The next week*
Spark: *Wakes up* ahh... *Yawns* Well, that was a nice rest...Probably because I tied Washu up...
Washu: Are you up yet? *Is tied to the wall next to Spark's bed*
Spark: Sure... *Unties Washu*
Washu: Thanks... now... *Is about to kiss Spark, but Sasami rings the dinner bell*
Spark: Phew...
*Washu and Spark go to the dinner table*
Sasami: So, did everyone have a good night's sleep?
Washu: I had to sleep standing up... *Glares at Spark*
Spark: I had a great night of sleep!! *Glares at Washu*
Washu: I would have had a better night of sleep if I wasn't CHAINED UP!!!
*Everyone glares at Spark*
Spark: What???
Tenchi: What did you do to her?
Spark: Oh, I see, you think that I.... well, I didn't, I chained her up so that I wouldn't be attacked by her while I was in bed...
Tenchi: Oh...
Washu: But he did do a little something to me before he went to bed...
Tenchi: You pervert!!
Spark: But I didn't, she's lying!! She... but.... Oh, what's the use, I don't have any proof against it...
Tenchi: You are such a pervert!!
Spark: ggrrr... I AM NOT!!!
Washu: You sure acted like you were last night... hehehe...
Spark: What!! But I didn't do anything...
Tenchi: Sure you didn't, that's what they all say.
Spark: Okay!! I admit it!! I did do that, okay?
Washu: *Communicates telepathically with Spark* You know you didn't, but you were thinking about it, weren't you?
Spark: *Tele* I know, but you are right, I was thinking about it,,,
Washu: *Glomps onto Spark* Let's show them how much we love each other, come on, let's show them!!
Spark: *Tries to push Washu off* Will you stop it, you're embarrasing me!!
Washu: You know you love it, don't deny it!!
Spark: ohh... *Leans his head down and sighs* great...
*1 Hour later*
Spark: Hey, Tenchi!
Tenchi: Hi pervert!
Spark: Grrrr!! Don't call me that!
Tenchi: okay, then, sicko!
Spark: *Sigh* I give up...
Washu: Oh, you're tired, then go to sleep...
Spark: *Gets up and is about to go to bed* Wait, I know what you're up to... *Sits back down*
Washu: Darn...
Ryoko: You never stop, do you?
Washu: Not really... *lies in Spark's lap*
Spark: *sigh* oh, what's the point? *Starts stroking Washu's hair*
Washu: *Relaxes* thank you, Spark...
Tenchi:They're such a perfect couple...
Ryoko: And so are we!!! *Grabs Tenchi and glomps onto him*
Tenchi: Will you stop that!! Ryoko: Why do you not like me?
Tenchi: You're too, oh, I don't know...
Ryoko: Oh... he'll eventually come around... hopefully... *Sees Washu and Spark* I wish Tenchi would be willing to flirt with me too...
*The next day*
*A, B, C and D are arguing*
C and A: I'm sure of it!!
B and D: I really don't think so...
*They continue arguing...*
Washu: Hey, why didn't you chain me to the wall tonight?
Spark: Because I wanted you to attack me...
Washu: Oh...*Jumps at Spark*
Spark: *Reflects Washu off with his force field, then he pushes her up against the wall and clamps some laser rings arround her* I'm tired from your last attack, so just stay attached to that wall...
Washu: Come on, don't you want to?
Spark: Well, if you want me to... hehehe... *Goes up to Washu and, well, you know*
Tenchi: *Pops into the room and sees what Spark is doing* Hmm, I see I was right, pervert! *Leaves*
Washu: This is great!!
Spark: Hehehe...
*20 minutes later, Spark and Washu walk out and into the room, they sit on the couch* Tenchi: Ryoko! Come here...
Ryoko: Yes, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Well, those two *Whispers to Ryoko*
Ryoko: Ooh, sounds fun, want to do it?
Tenchi: Sure, why not? *Punches self* what the!!
Ryoko: Great, let's go then!!! *Drags Tenchi off* Spark: Seems my new mind control device works... *Insane laughter* oops...
Washu: I think I'll make a mind control device, hehehe... *Insane laughter*
Spark: No!! I'll do anythng you want, just don't make one... please!!
Washu: Isn't that the whole point? Anything? Hmm...
Spark: oops... I shouldn't have said that... yes, anything... *Groans*
Washu: Well, this'll be fun! *Insane laughter* You think you could give me a massage...
Spark: But... I guess I have to...
Washu: Hey, I'm going easy on you, I could've asked for a *whispers*... hehehe...
Spark: *Has his eyes completely open* I... I think I'll go with the first option, okay? Washu: Okay...
*They run off to the lab*
A, B and C: What did she say that freaked him out so much?
D: I heard her, she said... *Whispers what she said to A,B and C* that's what she said...
*A,B and C all faint*
D: Well, it is a bit um... *Faints*
Tenchi: Did you hear what they said?
Ayeka: Yeah, did you, Ryoko?
Ryoko: Yeah, D said that *Whispers*
Tenchi: My god!! How can he live with her every day?
Ayeka: That's not very ladylike...
Ryoko: I think it would be quite enjoyable.
Tenchi: You would think so!
*1 hour later, Washu and Spark walk out of the lab*
Spark: *Sees A,B,C and D all on the floor unconscious* huh?
Washu: Ohh, I feel so great!!
Spark: Yeah, me too!
Washu: *Sees A,B,C and D* What happened to them?
Ryoko: They heard what you said...
Washu: Oh, well then I can understand why they fainted...
Spark: *Hopes she doesn't want to do the second choice* ahem... well, anyway, did you have fun while we were gone?
*A,B,C and D all wake up*
Washu: Come on, Spark, let's do that second option, you know, the *Whispers to Spark*, okay?
*A,B,C and D faint*
Spark: I... I... I think so, okay, let... let's go... *Walks to the lab with Washu*
Washu: Oh, BTW, anyone need our help with anything? This could take a while...
Everyone: No...
Washu: Okay... *Walks off to lab*
Ryoko: Ooh are they going to have a lot of fun!
Tenchi: *Sees A,B,C and D fainted* wake up!
A, B, C and D: Wha... oh, we're awake now...
A: C, will you stop talking louder than me!!
D: Where did you hide my armband, where?!?!
*A,B,C and D all start fighting*
Tenchi: They are always fighting...
*Meanwhile, out in space* Kagato: *His cells start reforming until he is fully regenerated* Darn, they are too strong... but I will get stronger until I can beat them easily...I will also build a new weapon to destroy the earth before they even fight me, I'm not going to take any more chances... *Manical laughter*
*Meanwhile, back at Washu's lab*
Spark: *His eyes are wide open and he has a surprised look on his face* hehehe...
Tenchi: * need to go out to the carrot fields to work, okay?
Ayeka and Ryoko: Okay...
*But in the carrot fields, Roy-ohki and Ryo-ohku are digging in the ground looking for carrots*
Tenchi: What the... *Looks at all of the upturned dirt and sighs* Those two cabbits really like messing up these fields... Well, let's go... *Starts fixing the carrot fields, while weeding out Ryo-ohku and Ryo-ohki*
Yosho: By the way Tenchi, you need to sweep the stairs after you are done with that...
Tenchi: *Sigh* Yes grandpa...
*Back at the house*
Ryoko: It's boring without Tenchi around here, I think I'll go see what Washu and Spark are up to... *Walks into lab* *Five minutes later she bursts out breathing hard* My god!! I really don't think I want to go in there...
Ayeka: Why, what was going on?
Ryoko: You don't want to know, believe me...
Kiyone: Why what was it? I'm, a grown woman, I can handle it...
Ryoko: *Whispers it to Kiyone* there...
Kiyone: *Breathes hard and fans herself* Now I know why you ran away from the lab...
*Mihoshi flies in with one of those mechs*
Mihoshi: Kiyone!!! How do I stop this crazy thing!!!!
Kiyone: *Takes out a small remote control like device and presses a button, blowing up the mech* I had to prepare...
*Spark and Washu burst out of the lab*
Spark: You sure are energetic to be a child...
Washu: Hehehe....
Spark: I think I'll go lie down now... *Goes over to the couch and lies down*
Washu: *Goes over and lies down with Spark* I'm tired too, I'll lay here with you...
Spark: Just don't do anything... I'm way too tired to do anything back, okay?
Washu: Okay, I'm too tired anyway... *Yawns and falls asleep beside Spark*
Spark: I'll go to sleep too, I guess... *Slowly falls asleep next to Washu*
Ryoko: That's so cute... I bet they'll get together... wait, then Spark will... Spark will.... Be my dad....
Ayeka: Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Ryoko: Of course, then my dad would be a lot better than yours!!
Ayeka: ouch... I guess you're right...


To Be Continued