Tenchi Meets Spark
Tenchi Meets Spark: Episode 7
*The next week*
Washu: *Sees Ryo-ohki and Ryo-ohku walk by* Good morning Ryo-ohki and Ryo-ohku... huh... *Sees two more Ryo-ohkus and two more Ryo-ohkis, but smaller* what...
Spark: *Is typing on his transparent laptop when all of a sudden, Washu bursts in so fast that he nearly falls off of the floating cushion* what?!?!
Washu: *Holds up the baby cabbits* Is it what I think?
Spark: Oh, dang... I forgot... Ryo-ohku is a boy... well, I better expand the carrot farm... *Heads off to work*
Washu: Well, you little cabbits sure are cuties, but, of course, you still can't compete with my cuteness!!
*The cabbits all walk in and sit on the couch*
Ayeka: What in the world!!
Tenchi: They had kittens, I mean, cabbits...
Ryoko: Well, now we will have to make the carrot fields bigger...
Tenchi: What do you mean, we, I'm the one who does all of the work, you don't even do so much as watch...
Washu: No need to worry about expanding the carrot fields, Spark's already on it...
Ayeka: He does prepare, doesn't he...
Washu: Yep, but what I don't get is how he could have somehow made Ryo-ohku a boy, I guess he didn't make an exact clone... hmm...
Tenchi: well, I guess I'll go get some milk for them...*Walks off to get some for them*
Washu: Ohh, I'm so exhausted, I stayed up all night working on copying the chronosphere technology, how'd he get it done so fast?!? It's very advanced...
Ryoko: I just thought of something, if you two get married, wouldn't Spark be my dad, that'd be kind of weird...um, Mom, *Waves her hand in front of Washu's face* hello...
Washu: *Is imagining her and Spark married* *wakes up* huh... yeah, he would, it'd be great, but it'd be kind of weird having two parents that are twelve years old, huh?
Ryoko: *groans* Yeah, it would...
Spark: *Walks out of the lab* Well, I got the carrot fields done, they are more than enough for all of those cabbits... they stretch for miles... ugh... By the way, little Washu, what should we name them?
Washu: Wll, how about if I name the two that look the most like Ryo-ohki, and you name the two that look like Ryo-ohku, okay, let's see, how about.... Ryo-oko, and Ryo-oka?
Spark: Sure, then my two will be, um... Ryo-ohk and Ryo-Ryo
Washu: Great!! This is fun, it'll be even more fun naming our baby when we have one...
Spark: Wha... Well, yes, yes it will...
Ryoko: *Thinks about her and Tenchi having a kid* ohh....
Washu: *Looks at Ryoko strangely* hmm...
Tenchi:Help!! Spark!!
Spark: *Walks into the kitchen* what is it? Huh... aaahhh!! *Sees all of the cabbits jumping up and down trying to get the carrots from Tenchi* That's funny...
Tenchi: Help me, will you!
Spark: Okay, just stand there with one carrot and give me the box of them... *Takes the box while the cabbits swarm around Tenchi after the single carrot he's holding...
Washu: Whoa!! Watch out!!!
*All of the cabbits run in like a stampede to get the carrots, they devour all of the carrots and even the box too*
Spark: *Sweatdrop* wow!!!
Washu: Yeah... *All of the cabbits start jumping up and down at Washu* hold on, mommy will get you some carrots... *Forms her transparent laptop and types a little bit, she makes the carrots come out of a hole in subspace* there... Mommy, hehe... kind of makes Spark the daddy... *Blushes*
Spark: *Blushes* yeah...
Ryoko: My, what an emotional pair...
Spark: My, what an arrogant daughter...
Ryoko: Hey!!
Spark: Sorry, just teasing you...
Washu: *Cuddles up to Spark* so, you like teasing Ryoko too, huh?
Spark: Yep, but I like Tricking Tenchi the most of all...
Tenchi: Thanks a lot...
Spark: *Yawns* why am I so sleepy?
Tenchi: Because you were up all night working...
Spark: Yeah, but when I ussually do that, I don't get so tired, oh well... *Stretches* *Yawns* I think I'll just go to sleep right here... *Goes to sleep laying on the couch*
Washu: Well, I guess I'll get back to work...*Sits down beside Spark and starts typing on her transparent laptop*
*Two hours later*
*Spark wakes up*
Spark: Well, I guess I'll guess I'll get back to work too, I still have to enter a few files on the chronosphere... I need to enter the new cabbits files... *Sits beside Washu and starts typing on his transparent laptop too*
Washu: *Glances over at Spark and smiles*
Tenchi:I'm bored...
Spark: *Talks while typing* Why don't you go train in the gravity control room, you never know when somebody will try to destroy the earth...
Tenchi: Get real...
Spark: I'm serious! In my dimension, we were attacked constantly, so are all planets and dimensions, this planet has just been lucky...
Tenchi: Well, okay, I'll just go train then, at least Ryoko can't attack me in there... *Walks into Spark's lab and is locked in automatically...* NNOO!!! Darn that Spark, he always tricks me!!! *Sees Ryoko* oh great...
Washu: hahahahaha!!!!!!
Spark: ahahhahaahha!!!!
Washu: Geez, Spark, how did you get this chronosphere together so quickly?
Spark: Well, you may be more intelligent than me, only a bit, mind you, but I'm better at that subject than you, you are best at genetics, in which you are better than me, in pretty much everything else, we are even...
Washu: Hmm... that makes since...
*Someone knocks on the door*
Spark: *opens the door* who is it?
LtStorm: It's me, LtStorm, I'm here to avenge CZ!!!
Spark: *Punches LtStorm 20 miles away* Leave me alone!!
Kiyone: Who was that?
Spark: Just another one of my old enemies...
Kiyone: oh...
Washu: You sure have a lot of enemies, of course, so do I, I guess that just happens when you are the #1 SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! *Insane laughter*
Spark: *Turns towards Washu* *Sweatdrop* I guess so...
Nobuyuki: *Walks in* Where did Ryoko go?
Spark: Oh, she's in my lab seducing Tenchi or something...
Nobuyuki: I just wish I was Tenchi, then I'd have all of the girls chasing after me, only difference is that I'd let them catch me...
Yosho: Well, Tenchi doesn't because he doesn't take after you, he takes after his mother, she wasn't a pervert like you...
Nobuyuki: Oh, you're really being hard on me today aren't you?
Tenchi: *Grabs ahold of Spark and shakes him* How dare you!!!
Spark: How'd you get out?
Tenchi: I found some machine that let me out, anyway, how dare you!!!
Spark: Ahh, didn't you enjoy it?
Tenchi: No, I didn't!!
Spark: And you say there's something wrong with me... hehe...
Tenchi: What's wrong with you is you're a pervert!!!
Spark: Umm, Tenchi, all men are perverts...
Washu: But some are more perverted than others...
Tenchi: Then why am I not a pervert?
Spark: Because you're not a man yet...
Tenchi: *Thinks about how a twelve year old is more of a man than him* ouch....
Spark: Where's Ryoko?
Tenchi: I tied her up with some laser ropes I found...
Spark: Oh... *Snaps his fingers and the laser ropes dissapear* there... Now I think I'll get back to work... *Resumes typing*
Washu: Me too... *Starts typing again*
Tenchi: Well... Ryoko.
Ryoko: What is it, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Did you have birth control when we did that?
Ryoko: No, I didn't... oops...
Tenchi: *Sarcasticly* Oh, great... Now we might have a kid...
Washu: Oh, that would be great!
Tenchi: Oh... *Walks off depressed*
Ryoko: *Looks at Tenchi walk off, and then looks at Washu* What's wrong with him?
Washu: He's just like that I guess...
Spark: Of course, I'd be freaked out too, you don't really know unless you're a guy...
Ryoko: I guess you're right... *Walks off...*
Washu: *Looks at Spark* So... you want to have a kid with me?
Spark: uh... I don't know, sure, but not unless we're married...
Washu: Okay, great!!
Spark: *Thinks why he said that, hit self on head* heh...
*Meanwhile, up in space*
Kagato: This time, I'll take no chances!! Ion cannon, position now!!
*A huge cloaked sattelite appears and positions itself above the earth*
Kagato: Only a few more preparations to make, and then I'll get them for what they did to me, I'll get them... *Steps out of the shadows and reveals that he looks like cell*
*Back on earth, Tenchi is running from the cabbits*
Tenchi: Stay back!! *Is carrying two bushels of carrots, he trips and falls, the cabbits all eat up every one of the carrots* aww... *Heads back to the fields to collect more carrots*
Spark: Need some help? *Flies in and hovers above Tenchi* Why don't you just fly?
Tenchi: I keep forgetting I can do that... *Flies up*
Washu: *Off in the distance* Spark!! Come back here!!! I'm not finished yet!!!!!!
Spark: Sorry Tenchi, gotta go... *Flies off to Washu*
Tenchi: Man, Washu's got him on a short leash... oh well... *Continues picking carrots*
Ryoko: I'll help you, Tenchi... *Smiles and starts helping Tenchi pick carrots*
Tenchi: *Falls over* you're going to help?!?! Aaahhhh!!!!! What's wrong, are you sick?
Ryoko: No, I just want to help my love...
Tenchi: Well, I guess that's okay...
*Back at the house*
Kiyone: So, what do you think about Ryoko, she seems to be very helpful today...
Everyone: *Falls down* huh!!
Ayeka: She never acts helpful... what's wrong with her?!?!
Washu: It's probably just to make Tenchi like her more... Don't you think so? I mean, she may be acting helpful, but she is only being that way with Tenchi...
Ayeka: It figures...
Kiyone: Yeah, I thought so too...
Everyone: *Sighs*
Spark: I knew it was too good to be true...
Washu: Yeah...
*Tenchi and Ryoko walk in*
Ryoko: I helped Tenchi!!
Tenchi: *Has a surprised look on his face* and she didn't even try to seduce me or anything, it's a miracle!!!
Washu: *Telepathicly* Ryoko, I know what you're up to...
Ryoko: *Tele* I know, but please don't tell Tenchi or anyone, okay?
Washu: *tele* okay... I want my daughter to be happy, so go ahead...
Spark: *Can sense their words but doesn't tell anyone*
Washu: I see you listening to us over there... don't you dare tell anyone...
Spark: Okay... I won't... anything for my Little Washu...
Washu: Okay. *Winks* thanks, *Whispers to Ryoko* he is becoming more obeying to me every day...
Ryoko: I wish Tenchi was like that with me... what am I doing wrong?
Washu: Well, you're not doing anything wrong, Tenchi is just the shy type, so he'll eventually come around, just give him some time...
*A dimensional portal opens up*
Gohan: *Walks out, BTW, he looks like he's 11* Hi Spark, what's up, I just came over to deliver those sensu beans you wanted...
Spark: Thanks Gohan, yes, this is right... Come, stay for a while, is Goku coming?
Gohan: No, he'd eat up all of the food...
Ryoko: Hi Gohan, do you think you could do me a favor?
Gohan: Sure, what is it?
Ryoko: See Tenchi over there? Well, could you put this little device on him for me? *Hands Gohan a small computer chip*
Gohan: Sure, but why can't you do it?
Ryoko: Because he won't let me near him...
Gohan: Oh, well, *Puts the device on Tenchi's arm* there...
Sasami: Gohan!! Do you need anything to eat?
Gohan: Yeah, I am kind of hungry... *Follows Sasami to the kitchen*
Spark: *Whispers to Washu* I think she has a crush on him
Washu: Yeah, I think so too...
*Two hours later*
Gohan: Well, I've got to be going now, bye!!
Everyone: Goodbye, Gohan! *Waves their hands*
Sasami: *Runs up to Gohan* here, you can have this... I made it for you... *Hands Gohan a shirt like Piccolo's* *Blows him a kiss and runs away*
Gohan: Well, thanks Sasami!! *Waves to her*
Washu: That's sweet...
Ryoko: Yeah...
Spark: Funny thing is that Sasami is older than Tenchi...
Ayeka: Yeah that is weird...
Gohan: Well, I'll be going now, good bye Spark, take care... *Steps into the portal which closes once he goes through*
Spark: *Waves to Gohan* I will, bye!! Well, I guess I'll go try out that experiment I was going to use...
Ryoko: Tenchi...
Tenchi: What is it, Ryoko?
Ryoko: I feel... weird...
Tenchi: Wha... don't tell me.... You're pregnant!!
Ryoko: I think I am...
Tenchi: Oh, man... this'll really hit hot with the kids at school...*Faints*
Ryoko: Hey, I was just kidding... *Sees Tenchi laying there unconscious* hmm... *Sweatdrop* oops...
*Meanwhile in Spark;s lab*
Spark: Hmm... if I can plant these sensu beans, I'll be able to cure anything... *Starts running tests on them* *Twenty minutes later* Yes!! That's it, this is the right condition! *Plants them in a dimensional chamber in the lab* there...
Washu: What are you doing? *Walks up to Spark*
Spark: Oh, well, this plant has a fruit that can heal anything, I've been wanting to study them for a while, but they grow slow, so I never had a chance, but in this chamber, with the change of climate, they will grow fast...
Washu: Wow! I've heard about them...
Spark: *feels Washu's arm around him* ahem... well, I think I'll go help Tenchi... *walks off out of the lab*
Washu: Well... darn....
Spark: Walks down the path...
Ryoko: *Fires a beam at Spark, only to have it reflected back at her* oww... *Slowly falls to the ground*
Spark: I don't even want to know...
*Back in Washu's lab*
Washu: Yes!! This should finish it!
A: You are a genius!!!
B: Washu is the greatest!!!
Washu: Ahahahahaha!!!!!! Now that this atom manipulater is done, well, it's done, that's all....
*Washu walks away, but without Washu knowing, Mihoshi enters the lab*
Mihoshi: Hmm, what's this? *Pulls a lever on the new machine, nothing happens* oh well...
Tenchi: *Is outside working in the carrot field* oh... Well at least Ryoko helped for a little while... *Hears a rumbling noise, and the ground begins to shake*
Ryo-ohki: *Comes up from a hole in the ground* Meow meow meow!!!! *Appears to be bigger than the house*
Tenchi: What??
Spark: *Sees the huge Ryo-ohki and falls down* wha... Washu!!!
Washu:*Walks outside* What? *Sees the huge Ryo-ohki* Looks like Mihoshi has been in my lab again... *Presses a few buttons and Ryo-ohki returns to her normal size* oh well, why not? *Makes one of the carrots gigantic*
Spark: I wish I had thought of that...
All of the cabbits: Meow!!!! *Jump happily and start eating the carrot, which is taller than the house*
Tenchi: Wow! *Looks at the carrot*
Washu: Yeah!! I am such a genius!!
Spark: *Watches her head get big* Well...
*C and D hop out and get on Washu's shoulders*
C: Washu is a genius!!!!
D: Washu is the greatest!!!
Spark: Hey!!! Traitors!!!!!
Washu: *Laughs insanely*
Tenchi: *Stands up* I think I'll get out of here before anything dangerous happens... *Runs*
Ryoko: Washu!! You are so... *Is hit by the carrot when it falls over*
*The carrot is hovering above the house*
Spark: Haha!! Looks like that force field came in handy!
*C and D run over to Spark*
C: Spark is the genius!!!!!
D: Even Washu can't compete!!!
Spark: *Laughs insanely* How do you like that!!!
*A day later*
Spark: What the... *Is running a scan of space around the earth* There is a sattelite here... Hey, Little Washu!!
Washu: What is it?
Spark: Do you know anything about this sattelite? *Points to the screen*
Washu: Huh, that's one of Kagato's inventions, it is proabably just left over from his ship or something...
Spark: I don't think so, look! It's charging up! I better get Tenchi quick... *Runs outside* Tenchi!!
Tenchi: What?
Spark: There is a sattelite in space above the earth right now, I think it may be ready to fire, let's stand guard...
Tenchi: Okay.
To Be Continued
*The next week*
Washu: *Sees Ryo-ohki and Ryo-ohku walk by* Good morning Ryo-ohki and Ryo-ohku... huh... *Sees two more Ryo-ohkus and two more Ryo-ohkis, but smaller* what...
Spark: *Is typing on his transparent laptop when all of a sudden, Washu bursts in so fast that he nearly falls off of the floating cushion* what?!?!
Washu: *Holds up the baby cabbits* Is it what I think?
Spark: Oh, dang... I forgot... Ryo-ohku is a boy... well, I better expand the carrot farm... *Heads off to work*
Washu: Well, you little cabbits sure are cuties, but, of course, you still can't compete with my cuteness!!
*The cabbits all walk in and sit on the couch*
Ayeka: What in the world!!
Tenchi: They had kittens, I mean, cabbits...
Ryoko: Well, now we will have to make the carrot fields bigger...
Tenchi: What do you mean, we, I'm the one who does all of the work, you don't even do so much as watch...
Washu: No need to worry about expanding the carrot fields, Spark's already on it...
Ayeka: He does prepare, doesn't he...
Washu: Yep, but what I don't get is how he could have somehow made Ryo-ohku a boy, I guess he didn't make an exact clone... hmm...
Tenchi: well, I guess I'll go get some milk for them...*Walks off to get some for them*
Washu: Ohh, I'm so exhausted, I stayed up all night working on copying the chronosphere technology, how'd he get it done so fast?!? It's very advanced...
Ryoko: I just thought of something, if you two get married, wouldn't Spark be my dad, that'd be kind of weird...um, Mom, *Waves her hand in front of Washu's face* hello...
Washu: *Is imagining her and Spark married* *wakes up* huh... yeah, he would, it'd be great, but it'd be kind of weird having two parents that are twelve years old, huh?
Ryoko: *groans* Yeah, it would...
Spark: *Walks out of the lab* Well, I got the carrot fields done, they are more than enough for all of those cabbits... they stretch for miles... ugh... By the way, little Washu, what should we name them?
Washu: Wll, how about if I name the two that look the most like Ryo-ohki, and you name the two that look like Ryo-ohku, okay, let's see, how about.... Ryo-oko, and Ryo-oka?
Spark: Sure, then my two will be, um... Ryo-ohk and Ryo-Ryo
Washu: Great!! This is fun, it'll be even more fun naming our baby when we have one...
Spark: Wha... Well, yes, yes it will...
Ryoko: *Thinks about her and Tenchi having a kid* ohh....
Washu: *Looks at Ryoko strangely* hmm...
Tenchi:Help!! Spark!!
Spark: *Walks into the kitchen* what is it? Huh... aaahhh!! *Sees all of the cabbits jumping up and down trying to get the carrots from Tenchi* That's funny...
Tenchi: Help me, will you!
Spark: Okay, just stand there with one carrot and give me the box of them... *Takes the box while the cabbits swarm around Tenchi after the single carrot he's holding...
Washu: Whoa!! Watch out!!!
*All of the cabbits run in like a stampede to get the carrots, they devour all of the carrots and even the box too*
Spark: *Sweatdrop* wow!!!
Washu: Yeah... *All of the cabbits start jumping up and down at Washu* hold on, mommy will get you some carrots... *Forms her transparent laptop and types a little bit, she makes the carrots come out of a hole in subspace* there... Mommy, hehe... kind of makes Spark the daddy... *Blushes*
Spark: *Blushes* yeah...
Ryoko: My, what an emotional pair...
Spark: My, what an arrogant daughter...
Ryoko: Hey!!
Spark: Sorry, just teasing you...
Washu: *Cuddles up to Spark* so, you like teasing Ryoko too, huh?
Spark: Yep, but I like Tricking Tenchi the most of all...
Tenchi: Thanks a lot...
Spark: *Yawns* why am I so sleepy?
Tenchi: Because you were up all night working...
Spark: Yeah, but when I ussually do that, I don't get so tired, oh well... *Stretches* *Yawns* I think I'll just go to sleep right here... *Goes to sleep laying on the couch*
Washu: Well, I guess I'll get back to work...*Sits down beside Spark and starts typing on her transparent laptop*
*Two hours later*
*Spark wakes up*
Spark: Well, I guess I'll guess I'll get back to work too, I still have to enter a few files on the chronosphere... I need to enter the new cabbits files... *Sits beside Washu and starts typing on his transparent laptop too*
Washu: *Glances over at Spark and smiles*
Tenchi:I'm bored...
Spark: *Talks while typing* Why don't you go train in the gravity control room, you never know when somebody will try to destroy the earth...
Tenchi: Get real...
Spark: I'm serious! In my dimension, we were attacked constantly, so are all planets and dimensions, this planet has just been lucky...
Tenchi: Well, okay, I'll just go train then, at least Ryoko can't attack me in there... *Walks into Spark's lab and is locked in automatically...* NNOO!!! Darn that Spark, he always tricks me!!! *Sees Ryoko* oh great...
Washu: hahahahaha!!!!!!
Spark: ahahhahaahha!!!!
Washu: Geez, Spark, how did you get this chronosphere together so quickly?
Spark: Well, you may be more intelligent than me, only a bit, mind you, but I'm better at that subject than you, you are best at genetics, in which you are better than me, in pretty much everything else, we are even...
Washu: Hmm... that makes since...
*Someone knocks on the door*
Spark: *opens the door* who is it?
LtStorm: It's me, LtStorm, I'm here to avenge CZ!!!
Spark: *Punches LtStorm 20 miles away* Leave me alone!!
Kiyone: Who was that?
Spark: Just another one of my old enemies...
Kiyone: oh...
Washu: You sure have a lot of enemies, of course, so do I, I guess that just happens when you are the #1 SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! *Insane laughter*
Spark: *Turns towards Washu* *Sweatdrop* I guess so...
Nobuyuki: *Walks in* Where did Ryoko go?
Spark: Oh, she's in my lab seducing Tenchi or something...
Nobuyuki: I just wish I was Tenchi, then I'd have all of the girls chasing after me, only difference is that I'd let them catch me...
Yosho: Well, Tenchi doesn't because he doesn't take after you, he takes after his mother, she wasn't a pervert like you...
Nobuyuki: Oh, you're really being hard on me today aren't you?
Tenchi: *Grabs ahold of Spark and shakes him* How dare you!!!
Spark: How'd you get out?
Tenchi: I found some machine that let me out, anyway, how dare you!!!
Spark: Ahh, didn't you enjoy it?
Tenchi: No, I didn't!!
Spark: And you say there's something wrong with me... hehe...
Tenchi: What's wrong with you is you're a pervert!!!
Spark: Umm, Tenchi, all men are perverts...
Washu: But some are more perverted than others...
Tenchi: Then why am I not a pervert?
Spark: Because you're not a man yet...
Tenchi: *Thinks about how a twelve year old is more of a man than him* ouch....
Spark: Where's Ryoko?
Tenchi: I tied her up with some laser ropes I found...
Spark: Oh... *Snaps his fingers and the laser ropes dissapear* there... Now I think I'll get back to work... *Resumes typing*
Washu: Me too... *Starts typing again*
Tenchi: Well... Ryoko.
Ryoko: What is it, Tenchi?
Tenchi: Did you have birth control when we did that?
Ryoko: No, I didn't... oops...
Tenchi: *Sarcasticly* Oh, great... Now we might have a kid...
Washu: Oh, that would be great!
Tenchi: Oh... *Walks off depressed*
Ryoko: *Looks at Tenchi walk off, and then looks at Washu* What's wrong with him?
Washu: He's just like that I guess...
Spark: Of course, I'd be freaked out too, you don't really know unless you're a guy...
Ryoko: I guess you're right... *Walks off...*
Washu: *Looks at Spark* So... you want to have a kid with me?
Spark: uh... I don't know, sure, but not unless we're married...
Washu: Okay, great!!
Spark: *Thinks why he said that, hit self on head* heh...
*Meanwhile, up in space*
Kagato: This time, I'll take no chances!! Ion cannon, position now!!
*A huge cloaked sattelite appears and positions itself above the earth*
Kagato: Only a few more preparations to make, and then I'll get them for what they did to me, I'll get them... *Steps out of the shadows and reveals that he looks like cell*
*Back on earth, Tenchi is running from the cabbits*
Tenchi: Stay back!! *Is carrying two bushels of carrots, he trips and falls, the cabbits all eat up every one of the carrots* aww... *Heads back to the fields to collect more carrots*
Spark: Need some help? *Flies in and hovers above Tenchi* Why don't you just fly?
Tenchi: I keep forgetting I can do that... *Flies up*
Washu: *Off in the distance* Spark!! Come back here!!! I'm not finished yet!!!!!!
Spark: Sorry Tenchi, gotta go... *Flies off to Washu*
Tenchi: Man, Washu's got him on a short leash... oh well... *Continues picking carrots*
Ryoko: I'll help you, Tenchi... *Smiles and starts helping Tenchi pick carrots*
Tenchi: *Falls over* you're going to help?!?! Aaahhhh!!!!! What's wrong, are you sick?
Ryoko: No, I just want to help my love...
Tenchi: Well, I guess that's okay...
*Back at the house*
Kiyone: So, what do you think about Ryoko, she seems to be very helpful today...
Everyone: *Falls down* huh!!
Ayeka: She never acts helpful... what's wrong with her?!?!
Washu: It's probably just to make Tenchi like her more... Don't you think so? I mean, she may be acting helpful, but she is only being that way with Tenchi...
Ayeka: It figures...
Kiyone: Yeah, I thought so too...
Everyone: *Sighs*
Spark: I knew it was too good to be true...
Washu: Yeah...
*Tenchi and Ryoko walk in*
Ryoko: I helped Tenchi!!
Tenchi: *Has a surprised look on his face* and she didn't even try to seduce me or anything, it's a miracle!!!
Washu: *Telepathicly* Ryoko, I know what you're up to...
Ryoko: *Tele* I know, but please don't tell Tenchi or anyone, okay?
Washu: *tele* okay... I want my daughter to be happy, so go ahead...
Spark: *Can sense their words but doesn't tell anyone*
Washu: I see you listening to us over there... don't you dare tell anyone...
Spark: Okay... I won't... anything for my Little Washu...
Washu: Okay. *Winks* thanks, *Whispers to Ryoko* he is becoming more obeying to me every day...
Ryoko: I wish Tenchi was like that with me... what am I doing wrong?
Washu: Well, you're not doing anything wrong, Tenchi is just the shy type, so he'll eventually come around, just give him some time...
*A dimensional portal opens up*
Gohan: *Walks out, BTW, he looks like he's 11* Hi Spark, what's up, I just came over to deliver those sensu beans you wanted...
Spark: Thanks Gohan, yes, this is right... Come, stay for a while, is Goku coming?
Gohan: No, he'd eat up all of the food...
Ryoko: Hi Gohan, do you think you could do me a favor?
Gohan: Sure, what is it?
Ryoko: See Tenchi over there? Well, could you put this little device on him for me? *Hands Gohan a small computer chip*
Gohan: Sure, but why can't you do it?
Ryoko: Because he won't let me near him...
Gohan: Oh, well, *Puts the device on Tenchi's arm* there...
Sasami: Gohan!! Do you need anything to eat?
Gohan: Yeah, I am kind of hungry... *Follows Sasami to the kitchen*
Spark: *Whispers to Washu* I think she has a crush on him
Washu: Yeah, I think so too...
*Two hours later*
Gohan: Well, I've got to be going now, bye!!
Everyone: Goodbye, Gohan! *Waves their hands*
Sasami: *Runs up to Gohan* here, you can have this... I made it for you... *Hands Gohan a shirt like Piccolo's* *Blows him a kiss and runs away*
Gohan: Well, thanks Sasami!! *Waves to her*
Washu: That's sweet...
Ryoko: Yeah...
Spark: Funny thing is that Sasami is older than Tenchi...
Ayeka: Yeah that is weird...
Gohan: Well, I'll be going now, good bye Spark, take care... *Steps into the portal which closes once he goes through*
Spark: *Waves to Gohan* I will, bye!! Well, I guess I'll go try out that experiment I was going to use...
Ryoko: Tenchi...
Tenchi: What is it, Ryoko?
Ryoko: I feel... weird...
Tenchi: Wha... don't tell me.... You're pregnant!!
Ryoko: I think I am...
Tenchi: Oh, man... this'll really hit hot with the kids at school...*Faints*
Ryoko: Hey, I was just kidding... *Sees Tenchi laying there unconscious* hmm... *Sweatdrop* oops...
*Meanwhile in Spark;s lab*
Spark: Hmm... if I can plant these sensu beans, I'll be able to cure anything... *Starts running tests on them* *Twenty minutes later* Yes!! That's it, this is the right condition! *Plants them in a dimensional chamber in the lab* there...
Washu: What are you doing? *Walks up to Spark*
Spark: Oh, well, this plant has a fruit that can heal anything, I've been wanting to study them for a while, but they grow slow, so I never had a chance, but in this chamber, with the change of climate, they will grow fast...
Washu: Wow! I've heard about them...
Spark: *feels Washu's arm around him* ahem... well, I think I'll go help Tenchi... *walks off out of the lab*
Washu: Well... darn....
Spark: Walks down the path...
Ryoko: *Fires a beam at Spark, only to have it reflected back at her* oww... *Slowly falls to the ground*
Spark: I don't even want to know...
*Back in Washu's lab*
Washu: Yes!! This should finish it!
A: You are a genius!!!
B: Washu is the greatest!!!
Washu: Ahahahahaha!!!!!! Now that this atom manipulater is done, well, it's done, that's all....
*Washu walks away, but without Washu knowing, Mihoshi enters the lab*
Mihoshi: Hmm, what's this? *Pulls a lever on the new machine, nothing happens* oh well...
Tenchi: *Is outside working in the carrot field* oh... Well at least Ryoko helped for a little while... *Hears a rumbling noise, and the ground begins to shake*
Ryo-ohki: *Comes up from a hole in the ground* Meow meow meow!!!! *Appears to be bigger than the house*
Tenchi: What??
Spark: *Sees the huge Ryo-ohki and falls down* wha... Washu!!!
Washu:*Walks outside* What? *Sees the huge Ryo-ohki* Looks like Mihoshi has been in my lab again... *Presses a few buttons and Ryo-ohki returns to her normal size* oh well, why not? *Makes one of the carrots gigantic*
Spark: I wish I had thought of that...
All of the cabbits: Meow!!!! *Jump happily and start eating the carrot, which is taller than the house*
Tenchi: Wow! *Looks at the carrot*
Washu: Yeah!! I am such a genius!!
Spark: *Watches her head get big* Well...
*C and D hop out and get on Washu's shoulders*
C: Washu is a genius!!!!
D: Washu is the greatest!!!
Spark: Hey!!! Traitors!!!!!
Washu: *Laughs insanely*
Tenchi: *Stands up* I think I'll get out of here before anything dangerous happens... *Runs*
Ryoko: Washu!! You are so... *Is hit by the carrot when it falls over*
*The carrot is hovering above the house*
Spark: Haha!! Looks like that force field came in handy!
*C and D run over to Spark*
C: Spark is the genius!!!!!
D: Even Washu can't compete!!!
Spark: *Laughs insanely* How do you like that!!!
*A day later*
Spark: What the... *Is running a scan of space around the earth* There is a sattelite here... Hey, Little Washu!!
Washu: What is it?
Spark: Do you know anything about this sattelite? *Points to the screen*
Washu: Huh, that's one of Kagato's inventions, it is proabably just left over from his ship or something...
Spark: I don't think so, look! It's charging up! I better get Tenchi quick... *Runs outside* Tenchi!!
Tenchi: What?
Spark: There is a sattelite in space above the earth right now, I think it may be ready to fire, let's stand guard...
Tenchi: Okay.
