Ossu minna-san!! Yes! I FINALLY got around to getting this thing out! YATTA!! And, YES
Chibi-chan, I AM getting around to getting What's This? Out. I'm just taking my sweet time!
Okay? Let me think… I think that's all I needed to say!! Oh yeah, I'd like to thank my imouto!!
*Hugs* and MK-chan and all my other chat buddies!!

I DO NOT own any the anime's that will appear in this whacked up story!! And I don't own
Junkyard Wars. I don't own any of the movies that appear either.

Now, on with the story!!

GOKU'S JUNKYARD WARS

Goku scratched his head and looked up at the sky. He then looked down at this watch. Still
ten and a half hours to go and he was hungry. REALLY hungry. Goku rubbed his stomach and
sighed leaning back into his chain with an umbrella over it.

"KAKAROTTO! I WANNA SPAR!" Vegeta bellowed behind him.

A startled Goku leaped out of his chair. "Vegeta! Are you trying to give me ANOTHER heart
attack?" Goku yelled.

"I WANT TO SPAR." He demanded folding his arms across his chest.

"I told you I can't today. Find Piccolo." Goku told him.

"That Namek? He's so weak!" Vegeta cried outraged that someone would even SUGGEST
sparring with the green being.

"How about Gohan?"

"He's studying and your wife won't let him."

"Umm… How about Goten?"

"To young."

"Master Roshi?"

"To old."

"Tien?"

"With Chalzo."

"Yamcha?"

"With some girl."

"Mirai Trunks?"

"In the future."

"Why don't you steal Bulma's time machine and go spar with Trunks? I'm sure he wouldn't
mind." Goku suggested.

"Why Kakarotto! That's the best idea I've heard from you ever!" Vegeta smirked and took
off, intent on stealing the time machine.

Goku smiled and sank back into his chair. He sent Heero off to check up on the teams so he
could catch a nap. He closed his eyes and was about to drift off…GURGLE. Goku moaned and
clutched his stomach. "I'm so hungry!" Goku complained sitting up. He sighed and looked at
his surroundings. Toilets, bathtubs, cars, rust, computers, UFO ship, fire truck, trailer house…
nope. No food. Goku sighed again and stood up. He glanced around to make sure no one was
around and shot into the air towards the nearest Taco Bell.

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Minako and Makoto were partnered together on the search for Usagi. They trudge through
rows upon rows of endless junk looking for her. Minako sighed and sat on an old crate marked
'SPAM'. Makoto leaned against an old truck and shaded her eyes.

"Do you feel like you are in a Labyrinth?" Makoto asked surveying their surroundings.

"Yep. All we need is a hottie Goblin King and a baby brother!" Minako giggled.

"What?" Makoto asked looking at Minako.

"You know, the movie The Labyrinth?"

"Iie."

"C'mon, you HAVE to know of that movie. The one where that girl wishes her baby brother
away? She goes, 'I wish the goblins would take you away, right now' and poof! The goblins
take him away…" Makoto stared blankly at her friend.

"Why did you call upon me?" A voice demanded behind them.

Minako turned around to see a man in tights that resembled a certain king.

"OHMIGOSH! You're the Goblin King!" Minako shrieked.

"Yes, I am. Now, why did you call upon me?" He asked glaring his mismatched eyes at the two
girls.

"We called upon you?" Makoto asked puzzled.

The king nodded. "You said my name."

"Wow." Minako whispered getting hearts in her eyes.

"What little kid do you want me to take?" He asked.

"Uh… Little kid?" Makoto asked getting more confused by the second.

"That's what I do, take kids." He told them rolling his eyes.

"We don't HAVE any kids." Makoto informed him.

"So you called me for nothing?" He demanded angrily.

"Uh… I guess."

"Fools! I will not tolerate this! Just for calling me I will send you to my Labyrinth." He yelled.
He turned into an owl and flew away.

Makoto blinked. She was on a hillside that looked over a rather large labyrinth. Minako was
just as shocked. "Whoa." She whispered.

"Now what do we do?" Makoto asked.

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Mamoru groaned and opened his eyes. He stood up and shook his head. "Where did
everyone go?" He asked groggily. He started walking drunkenly out of the blue
clearing.

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Heero and Usagi were wondering around the Junkyard.

"Why do they have to make this place so big?" Usagi complained.

Heero shrugged.

The two continued walking down the row towards an old World War II airplane. Heero was
going to climb up to the top and see if he could tell where anyone was.

"Hey, there is that Mamoru guy." Heero called down to Usagi. Usagi groaned. "And he's
coming this way." He warned as he jumped down landing next to Usagi.

"Doesn't he get the hint that I don't like him?" She whined. Heero shrugged.

"Usako! There you are! I've been- wait a minute, who are you?" Mamoru asked looking at
Heero.

"…" Heero just glared.

"Wait a minute, you are the co-host! What are you doing with MY Usagi?" Mamoru asked.

"Mamoru, how many times do I have tell you, I'M NOW YOURS! I broke up with you!" Usagi
screeched.

"But, but Usagi, I want to rule the future!" Mamoru whined. Mamoru then turned to Heero
giving him a sinister glare. "This is all YOUR fault!" He roared.

Mamoru and Heero stood in the middle of the row of garbage. Each ten paces apart.

"This junkyard ain't big enough for the two of us!" Heero called, putting on a Texas
accent.

"You got that right! Making moves on my girl." Mamoru responded.

"I'm NOT your girl Mamoru!" Usagi yelled. Heero smirked and showed his gun in his holster.
Mamoru smirked also, and showed a rose in his holster.

"Are you ready, host boy?"

"… Hmn."

Theme from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly plays

Heero's Prussian blue eyes narrowed at Mamoru. Mamoru's glazed blue eyes squinted in
the sun. Each had their hand inches from their chosen weapon.

"Do you really think you can defeat me with a rose?" Heero asked laughing.

"I took out Rubious with a bouquet." He challenged.

"Ouch! A bouquet!" Heero sneered.

Mamoru growled and threw his red rose and Heero. Heero simply shook his head as he
watched the rose imbed in the ground fifteen feet away. "Was that suppose to hit me?" Heero
asked amused. Mamoru howled and threw a whole bouquet at Heero. Heero watched them
fly around him embedding into various objects around him. "Enough with this!" Heero cried
upholstering his gun and firing one shot at Mamoru. Mamoru keeled over and hit the
ground.

"YATTA!" Usagi cried leaping onto Heero. "My hero, Heero!" Usagi sighed. Heero just
smiled. (More like his lip twitched)

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Well, that took a while to get out! But Here it is nonetheless!

Review and I'll do the same for you! ~LizBethy