The Disclaimer!
Shinju Meg Uchuno doesn't own Gundam Wing. She owns her muse, Kyuki Souzou. Her little sister, Carrie, owns herself as do any of her lil' friends that pop up. Any extra character I've made up in this chapter belongs to me, okay? I also don't own the mall they are in, or any stores or restaurants spoken off. Comprende? Suing me would get you no where. I'm a broke high school girl without a job.
Now, things get much funnier as Wufei's plan gets put into action. What IS his plan
exactly? Read on, minna-san to see!
Before we start... ::hears groans from the audience:: Oi! Shut up! ::they quiet themselves:: As I was saying, before we start I'd like to thank everyone for the reviews you guys left for the last chapter! Arigotu minna-san! Keep it up!
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Wufei's Wish
Chapter Two: Revenge on the 'baka American with the girlie braid'
Duo got to the mall in record time. He carefully parked his motorcycle and went
inside. The mall's air conditioning hit him in a wave and he smiled. It was hot out and the cold air felt really nice.
Actually, the braided one though sniffing the air. A burger would be nice too.
Glad this entrance is near the food court... he trailed off, walking toward the McDonalds, his nose leading the way.
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The first thing he noticed was a huge crowd of girls all standing around the
fountain in front of the food court. Duo's eyes almost dropped out of his head. All of the ladies were beautiful, some were even underwear-model gorgeous.
" Whoa. " he whispered. What was at the fountain that was so exciting that the
chicks were all crowding around it? A teenage guy who looked about Duo's age walked up to him.
" What's going on? " Duo asked him. The kid sighed and fidgeted with the brim of his baseball cap.
" Some Asian dude walked in with this cute chick on his arm and all the girls
flocked to him. It was almost something out of a sci-fi flick. " he explained.
" Really? " Duo whistled. The teen pointed behind him and Duo turned to see a
large group of guys standing by the food court, all looking confused at the sight before them.
" Lucky Asian bastard. " the kid said, admiration and jealously in his voice.
Something the teen said struck Duo.
" Asian? " he asked. The kid nodded. " With a lil' ponytail and stuff? "
" Yeah. If the ponytail turned those girls on to him, then I'd better grow my hair out. " the teen said, but Duo wasn't listening. He ran toward the crowd of girls and pushed his way through. Sure enough, there sat Wufei on the edge of the fountain with a cute brownish-red headed girl on his arm. Wufei was smiling wide enough to blind people and the girls chattered around him asking for dates, or marriage. Duo's mouth hung wide open. The girl with the brownish-red hair nudged Wufei in the side and he looked up.
" Oh. Hello Maxwell. " he said. All the girls around him swooned at his voice.
" Wha...wha...what the hell is going on here?! " Duo managed to spit out. Wufei
shrugged, a smug smile on his face.
" I don't know, when I walked in all these onna's ran up to me. "
" He called us onna's! " a girl next to him squealed happily. Duo stared in shock.
" But... how? " he asked. The thin girl who had her arm in a possessive manner
around Wufei got up. Her ocean blue eyes glittered with an impish light as she walked over to him.
" Wufei, it seems, draws beautiful woman to him like a magnet. " she said happily. Wufei got up and put his arms around the girls waist.
" Isn't it nice? " he asked Duo, his onyx eyes full of joy. Duo took a step back,
totally freaked out.
" Is this the Twilight Zone or Candid Camera?! You hate women! HATE! How could they love you?! I mean, I'm standing right here and none of them have taken interest in me yet... and I'm a hell-of-a lot sexier then you! " he yelled. A girl behind him spoke up.
" We don't like braids. They turn us way off. " she giggled. Duo's eyes got
impossibly wide, almost the size of dinner plates.
" Yeah. Besides, who would even give a second look to a guy in that ugly outfit? " another piped up.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! " Duo screamed and fell on his knees in an overly dramatic scene. Carrie grinned as Wufei snickered.
" Easy as putting on blush. " she said as Duo fainted from loss of oxygen. Wufei scowled and removed his arms from Carrie's waist.
" Get all these onna's away from me. " he said. Carrie zapped them with a blast of baby blue light and they all returned to normal. They all quickly left in a daze.
" One down... three to go. " Carrie said. Wufei nodded, a disgusted look on his
face.
" Ick. Onna's... " he said and shuddered. Carrie turned around, her hands on her hips.
" Yo! Listen up, Wufei! You better be glad this onna is helping you! " she said
angry. Wufei nodded. Carrie was glad she had learned what the word 'onna' meant. Now she could tell when Wufei was insulting her.
" I guess so... " he trailed off. Carrie poked the now unconcise Gundam pilot with the toe of her shoe.
" Let's go stick him in the car and leave 'em there. " she said, peering down at him.
" Aren't we going to bring him back to the mansion? " Wufei asked quizzically.
Carrie straightened herself.
" Hell no! We're in a mall! I wanna do some shopping! " she exclaimed as Wufei
sweatdropped.
" Injustice! "
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" I'm sorry Meg. Carrie isn't here. " Carrie's friend Sherri said. Meg sighed and
leaned down to pick up her skateboard.
" Thanks anyway Sherri. And if you see her, tell her I'm looking for her, comprende? " Meg asked. The blond girl nodded and closed the door. Meg walked down the walkway from Sherri's house and sat on the curb.
" Man. This sucks. How many more people do I have to go see? " she put her head in her hands. " Carrie is VERY dead next time I see her... and so is that bloody muse... "
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Kyuki smiled as he danced in the arms of one of the female muses he had met
earlier. He now wore his usual outfit but had kept his hair down because the female muse had said he looked 'dashing' with it down.
Gods I love this place... he thought to himself as the slow song ended.
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" Dead, they are all dead. " Meg scowled. She sighed and got up off the curb. " I can't just sit here and plan the demise of 'em though. I better go find Carrie... and THEN plan her demise... " with that said, she jumped on her skateboard and rode off down the street.
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" So, Wufei? Who's next? " Carrie asked as she and Wufei sat on a bench. A few shopping bags surrounded them with names on them like 'Gap', 'Ambercrombie and Fitch' and 'Aeropostle' along with a shoe store and 'Clare's' bags. Wufei looked up at her.
" Hm... let's see... how about Yuy. " Carrie looked confused.
" Yuy? " Wufei sighed. Did her have to explain everything to this onna?
" The guy who is obsessed with his laptop. " Carrie thought for a second.
" Is that the guy who blew himself up? " Wufei nodded.
" Okay! What'cha got in store for him? " she asked. Wufei grinned.
" You'll like this one, Diva. " he said. Carrie grinned.
" I bet I will. Your idea's for revenge for your friends are almost as good as mine
for my sister. Did I ever tell you about the time I sang everything she typed? Oh, her
expression was priceless! " she giggled. Wufei smiled and nodded his head.
" Almost as priceless as this tape... " the ponytailed teen said, pulling out a video tape from one of the bags.
" Yup yup! " was Carrie's hyper reply. " So... what are we gonna do to Destructo-boy? " Wufei leaned in a whispered in Carrie's ear.
" Yuy really hates this one onna, so I was thinking... " Carrie began to smirk as
Wufei told his plan to her.
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Heero sat typing on his laptop, hacking into a top secret OZ file when a shiver
went down his back for no reason. The 'Perfect Solder' didn't believe in intuition, but for some reason the shiver seemed like a bad omen of things to come. He'd have to watch his back from now on. He reached down and felt the reassuring cold metal of his loaded gun. He would be prepared, no matter what should happen. With a glance at the closed and locked door behind him, he resumed hacking.
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Carrie grinned and sat up on her bed.
Wufei comes up with the greatest ideas... Who knew an anime character actually had an IQ above that of the paint they were made from? She thought as she reached over for her hair brush. As she started to brush her brownish-red locks she thought about running into Meg's room and reading through her printed-out anime information she had stored in folders. It would, most likely, give her better information about the people she was going to torture.
" Nah. Wufei will tell me all I need to know... " she said, shaking her head at the idea.
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Kami-sama help us... she's gonna torture Heero next. Oh man, amazing... too bad she doesn't know Heero's personality... All the better for Chapter Three!
What is Wufei and Carrie's plan for Heero? What will he do? Will he go...insane like Duo did or will my sister become a bullet-filled pin cushion? Will I EVER find her? Will the amazingly handsome and unbelievably suave Kyuki score with the female muse? Oi! Who typed that? KYUKI!
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