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The Disclaimer!

Shinju Meg Uchuno doesn't own Gundam Wing. She owns her muse, Kyuki Souzou. Her little sister, Carrie, owns herself as do any of her lil' friends that pop up. Comprende? Suing me would get you no where. I'm pretty much broke.

Well, well, well. Minna-san, you must think I'm dead! I haven't written a chapter of this in ages! Explanation? School. .

Before I start this chapter, I'd like to thank Star Otaku for reading ( and reviewing ) this fic! I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that one of the best writers on FF.net ( and one of my favorites! ) had read and liked my story! Arigotu Star-san! I hope you read this too!

Here is Heero's chapter! Poor blighter. He gets it BAD. ::snickers:: Read to find out what happens to him!

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Wufei's Wish

Chapter Three: Heero's Horror


Carrie and Wufei walked back into Quatre's mansion via the back door. Carrie carried a small shopping bag while Wufei carried larger ones and a still out cold Duo.

" Onna! This baka is heavy! Take some of the bags! " he complained.

" What? And ruin my nails? " she asked, flipping some reddish-brown hair over her shoulder. Wufei snarled and muttered to himself about the injustice.

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Heero sighed and rubbed his blurry eyes. He had been looking at the computer screen for hours, hacking and deleting files.

" I need some sleep..." he groaned and switched the computer off. Yawning, he got up and flopped down on his bed.

" Just a little bit of sleep... " he mumbled as he drifted off.

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Carrie waited impatiently outside of Duo's bedroom as Wufei laid the braided pilot on the bed. He quickly and quietly exited the room and closed the door behind him.

" That's done. Now what? " she asked. Wufei sighed and made a mental note to take some Aspirin later. Carrie could be a real pain in the ass and he was starting to pity Shinju for having to put up with her!

" We move onto our next target, Yuy. " Wufei said. Carrie grinned.

" Great! Mr. Immortal won't know what hit him! Where's his room? " Wufei pointed down the hall.

" Down that way. It's the door on the left. " Carrie nodded and walked down the hall, leaving the Chinese teenager to go find some Aspirin. She peered into Heero's open door and found the messy haired boy face down on his bed, snoring.

" Aw man. How can I torture him now? " she whinnied.

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Quatre handed Wufei a glass of water to help the Aspirin go down.

" Why do you need the Aspirin? Duo's at the mall. " the blond inquired. Wufei threw two non-drowsy pills into his mouth and chugged down the glass of water.

" I've had to deal with a very infuriating onna lately. "

" Oh. Is Sally back in town? " Wufei rolled his eyes.

" No, she isn't. The onna I'm talking about is helping me out with something. " Quatre smiled.

" Nice to know your being more sociable, especially toward females. I'd like to meet her. " Wufei smiled.

" You will soon, Winner. " he snickered as he exited the kitchen. " You will. "

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Meg again stood outside one of her sister's friends houses. This time it was one of Carrie's male friends. She leaned on her skateboard as she spoke.

" So you haven't even seen her around? " Meg asked.

" No. Sorry. " Erin said. Meg sighed and ran her slender fingers through her messy bangs.

" Thanks anyway... "

" I hope you find her. " Erin said and then closed the door. Meg walked down the driveway and then hopped onto her skateboard, cursing to herself about her extreme misfortune. This was not the otaku's day.

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Wufei caught Carrie sitting in an armchair near the fireplace in the living room. She looked bored and stared at the flames.

" Diva! What do you think your doing?! " Wufei roared. Carrie jumped from the armchair in shock.

" Um... Hi Wufei! That Heero guy is sleeping... gotta wait for him to wake up and all. " she stammered, clearly not used to being yelled at. Wufei sighed.

Do I have to explain everything to this onna?! Nataku give me strength. He thought to himself.

" Wake him up, baka! " he said to her. Carrie's eyes snapped open wide as if she had just realized something.

" Oh... duh! " she giggled. " Just had a blond moment! Bye! " with that she ran off down the hallway again. Wufei sank into the armchair and put his head in his hands.

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Carrie tip-toed into Heero's bedroom. She was surprised by the lack of decoration and other such comforts in his room.

Man, this guy is in serious need of a interior decorator... she thought to herself. She glanced at the sleeping teen. And in need of a good hairbrush! She went over to him and lightly shook his shoulders.

" Oh Heero, wake up! " she said in a sing-song voice. Heero quickly sat up in bed and pulled his gun out from his spandex. He pointed it at Carrie. Her eyes went unbelievably wide and she gave a shriek of fear before running at top speed out of the room. Heero didn't even stay awake long enough to ponder what had happened. Instead,
he feel back onto the bed and resumed snoring.

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Wufei heard someone screaming and turned around to look for the cause. He saw Carrie running down the hall, a look of terror on her face. Before Wufei could do anything, she had latched herself onto him, shaking with fear and yelling in a high pitched tone.

" Diva! What the hell are you doing?! Compose yourself, woman! " he yelled. Carrie pointed down the hall.

" He...he...he has a gun! " she cried and Wufei sweatdropped. She glomped him harder and stammered on about him having a weapon.

" Get off of me, onna! Injustice! It's just a gun! " he gasped and pried Carrie off him. She scowled up at Wufei, her ocean blue eyes still a little wide. She put her hands on her hips.

" Just a gun?! That's a dangerous weapon! He could kill people with that, including me! "

" What do you think he does with it?! " Wufei yelled. Carrie took a shaky breath.

" You mean he's has used it to kill people?! Ahhhhh! I'm in a house with a murderer! " she shrieked and again latched onto Wufei. He was coming down to his last nerve.

" Diva. Get. Off. Me. This. Instant! " he roared and Carrie did. Wufei sat back down in the chair and rubbed his temples. The Aspirin hadn't kicked in yet.

" He's got a gun, Wufei! He could shoot me! I'm too young to die! " she shouted, overly dramatic.

" We all have weapons, you fool! Weak! Your weak! " Wufei grumbled. " Now go back there and scare Yuy before I kill you myself! "

" Um... "

" Now! " he thundered and Carrie ran down the hall.

" What have I ever done to make you think I deserved this, Nataku? " he mumbled as he laid back in the chair.

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Kyuki was having the time of his life, dancing with the beautiful lady muse. They'd been together all night, dancing and talking. Kyuki felt in heaven. He grinned as they danced to a slow song. The date was almost over and Kyuki still hadn't made his move.

Now or never, old chap. Do it! he thought to himself. As the song slowed down, he kissed the female muse. He was beyond joy at the feeling, when all of a sudden, the left side of his face blossomed into pain. She had slapped him, and rather hard too. He had a big anime-type handprint on his cheek.

" Bastardo! " she said in Italian. The word was extremely close to it's North American meaning.

" Florence! " he yelped. The Italian lady muse turned on her high heels and started to walk out, her long blond hair waving with each step. Kyuki's face feel and he called after her.

" Florence! No, wait! Stop! Florence! "

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Carrie tiptoed once again into Heero's room. She shook a bit in fear. The guy had a gun and, from what she gathered, knew how to use it.

" Oh my God... " she whispered as she got closer. Heero still laid on the bed, snoring. He was oblivious to Carrie's presence. That gave her a slight advantage. She stopped next to his bed and thought for a second.

Okay. Carrie, be calm girl. You need a plan of action... against a guy who's got a really bad hair-do and a gun. This is crazy. Man, this better be worth the trouble. So... what to do, what to do. Oh! I know. I don't wanna get shot! What's the name of the woman Wufei said Heero couldn't shoot? Relena? Yeah, that was it... hehehehehe. I'm so brilliant, I amaze even myself. She thought as a large grin started to form on her face. Holding her
breath, she shook Heero.

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Heero grumbled and opened one of his eyes. His hand was on his gun as he sat up. He saw a blurry pink figure out of his still sleep-covered eye.

" Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero! " The pink figure screeched. Both Heero's eyes shot wide open at the grating sound. It was Relena.

" Relena? " he asked, fully awake from the shock.

" Hi Heero! Today's the big day! " she gushed.

" Huh? " Heero asked intelligently. " Big day? "

" Of course, silly. I've waited my whole life for this! " Relena said. Heero blinked.

" Okay. Why the hell are you really here? " he asked. Relena didn't seem to of heard him. She put her hands on her hips and looked Heero up and down.

" I hope you didn't fall asleep in that. " she said.

" This is what I always wear, Relena... " he mumbled, promising vengeance to whoever had let Relena into the house. Relena laughed, sounding like nails on a chalk board.

" No it isn't, honey. " she said. Heero gave her a confused glance and then looked down at himself. He jumped from the bed in surprise. He was wearing a fancy tuxedo instead of his green tank top and black spandex.

" What the hell?! " he asked.

" Oh, honey bunny, it's time! " Relena said. He looked at her and gasped in shock. Instead of her pink school uniform, she now wore a huge white wedding dress. Heero gulped.

" What is going on?! " he yelled. Relena sighed.

" Heero... we're getting married today... remember? " Heero's eyes bugged out.

" No! We're not! " he cried out. Relena waved a gloved hand at the wall, well, at least where the wall should of been. Instead there was a huge church with hundreds of people. He saw a priest talking with Duo, who stood in the place the best man would. Wufei, Trowa and Quatre stood next to him. The bridesmaids were Hilde, Dorothy and Catherine. Some of the people sitting in the pews had cameras and were talking pictures. There also seemed to be a great deal of news crews there as well. He turned back to look at Relena. His face was shock white and his mouth hung open. His eyes did a good impression of a deer caught in headlights.

" Isn't it lovely? Oh, brother! " she called out. Zechs walked up to them both. Instead of his usual scowl at seeing Heero, he smiled at him.

" Relena, what a beautiful church. Are we ready to walk down the isle? " Zechs turned to Heero. " You don't mind that I do that? Since father is dead, it's only fitting that I should walk her down the isle. " Heero started to stammer out something but failed to form any words.

" Oh, dear brother. Thank you! " she grinned and he gave her a hug. They embraced briefly then Zechs broke away and opened his arms toward the still shocked and rather horrified Heero.

" Give me a hug, brother-in-law! " he grinned. Heero blinked for a second and then opened his mouth.

" Noooooooooooo! " he yelled and ran away. He ran through the wall, leaving a nice little Heero-shaped hole behind him. Relena giggled and the church and all the people melted away. She then pointed to herself and the image of Relena washed away to show Carrie. She was bent over with laughter.

" That was great! " she giggled.

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Duo woke up in his bedroom. It was dark and he was cold... and he was sleeping with his shoes on. He took them off and pulled the comforter that sat on the end of his bed over himself. He remembered what had happened at the mall. It scared him. It really did. He could never go back outside if woman hated him and liked.... Wufei. That information was too much for the already depressed Shinigami. He rolled over onto his side and started to cry.

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Wufei sat in the armchair near the fire, glad his headache had ebbed. He sat happily watching the rain that had just started to fail through a window. His peace was shattered by a scream and the sounds of someone crashing through a wall. Wufei bolted to his feet just in time to watch a frantic Heero Yuy run past him, fear printed on his face. Wufei blinked.

" Hm... someone remind me to thank Diva. " he said.

" Okay. I will. " a female voice behind him said. He jumped up in surprise and turned. Carrie stood behind him, looking tired.

" What'd you do to Yuy? " he asked. Carrie yawned and handed Wufei a tape. He eagerly grabbed it.

" Um... that last bit of torture really drained me. Do you know how much energy it took to sustain an illusion as big and real as I did? I need some sleep..." she whinnied. Wufei sighed and got up.

" Fine. I'll show you to the guest room. You can sleep there... " he said. Carrie smiled and then yawned again.

" Thanks... " she said as Wufei lead her toward the guest room.

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Quatre sat in the kitchen, drinking his tea and eating a few cookies. Outside, a storm had started and rained poured. Thunder and lightning crashed every few minutes. With each booming bang, Quatre held his tea cup a bit tighter. It wasn't the storm that scared him, it was the possibility that the power might go off. He had heard from people in the town that the mansion was haunted. He didn't like ghosts. In fact, he hated them and was quite terrified of them. He shakily drank his tea until he heard what sounded like wailing. He put the tea cup down and listened. It was indeed wailing. Quatre shudder.

" It's the wind... nothing but the wind, Quatre. " he said to himself to calm his nerves. It didn't work. He picked up his tea cup again. A loud scream echoed through the house. Quatre dropped his tea cup and it shattered on the floor.

" Allah help me... " he said to himself. The wailing continued, sounding like a grief-stricken soul while the scream echoed around the house, sounding the yell of a damned man. Quatre gulped.

" This is not good.... " he whispered.

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Oh, interesting. Gotta feel pity toward Heero. That must of scared the shit outta him! That was great! Oh, Carrie is so evil... And so am I. Kyuki got shot down! Better luck next time, Kyu-dude! This is what you get for thinking you were gonna score! I adore revenge...

Next chapter we see what can happen when the lights go out in the Winner Mansion and Quatre meets Carrie, the not so friendly ghost. Oh, I'm gonna have fun writing the next chapter...

Read and review minna-san!