Relena's Birthday

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing

Note: This is written by our KIKO - CHAN

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Heero : Relena is sure going to be surprised

Trowa: yeah!

Quatre: You guys I don't think this is a good idea of me doing this!

Wufie : shut up and hurry up

Noin: doing what?

Heero: you'll see

Quatre: oh boy

Trowa: here she comes

Relena: (opening the door coming from her other surprise party from Cathy, Dorothy, Sally, Zechs and Hilde.)

Everyone but Relena : Surprise , Happy Birthday Relena !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Relena: oh my thank you so much i did n.........

Trowa : ( rolled up a big cake)

Relena: Thanks I..................

Quatre : ( jumped out of the cake and sung happy birthday naked, but he had a ribbon so u couldn't see his *.........* )

Noin: oh that's were he went !

Relena: oh my god ( thinking) i wish Hero jumped out naked

Duo ( walking up) what the fuck is going on

Wufei: you dumb ass

Duo: good night ( fell to the floor pretending to sleep)

Heero: your not sleeping

Duo: ( got up) i left some in the back

Trowa: Then go get it

Duo: I'm going

Noin: Relena why don't u open your presents

Relena: ok ( picking up a box that had a note in it that said : meet me in the bedroom tonight!!!!!!!)

Heero : winked at relena

Relena: this is the best gift in the world( held the note close to her heart)

Trowa: here ( handed Relena a Pair of keys )

Relena: keys??

Trowa: to your mobile suit

Relena: thank you Trowa ( thinking) great a mobile suit

Noin: Miss Relena your mail is in the mail

Relena: no problem

Wufei: weak women shouldn't get gifts from me

Relena: that's fine Wufei ( thinking) you bitch i want a gift, fuck u )

Quatre: my gift is ( rolled out a giant cake) the real birthday cake

Relena: thanks quatre it looks so.....so sweet ( thinking) shity cake

Trowa: hey where's Duo??

Duo: ( ran in the room drunk ) hello ladies who wants to fuck me first ????

Heero: he didn't?

Quatre: There goes the beer!

Duo: (looked at Quatre) Hi blue eyes

Quatre: you bitch

Duo: (looked at Relena) hey, babe meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes and see what us American guys do

Relena: Duo!!!! ( slaps him)

Duo: ew.... slapping now, spank me

Heero: let me (punches Duo)

Duo: ( fall's to the ground) thanks for the kiss.

Relena: okay every one out but Heero, this is to much. (she kicked everyone out)

Duo: (runs to the bedroom) got it, bye Heero ( under his breath) have a nice time in bed ha!! ha!!!!!

Heero: ( picked up Relena and went in the bedroom ) (threw Relena on the bed)

Relena: oh Heero, so that's my present

Heero : you'll see ( crawled in the bed) ( right before he kissed Relena the bed fell apart because Duo took the screw out and Heero fell on the floor )

Relena: I hate Birthdays

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

how did u guys like it.!??????????? . I hope u guys loved it

bye for now