Malcolm Vs. Takeshi by Decakhan-sama
La la la, one day it was a nice day, and Takeshi-san had just come home from a hard day of being antisocial. Stomping his feet, kicking dogs and little children, that kind of stuff. And he still hadn't managed to give Yuka-san the love letter! Ah, poor, poor, Takeshi.
He was about to go on his computer and make another nasty monster to do nasty things to Naoto-tachi, when he heard a stange sound. It sounded like whining. There was a closet in the hallway half open. Takeshi, feeling angry, grabbed a baseball bat and decided to smash everything in the closet. He opened it up, and charged, smashing a computer. Then he was surprised because he saw a short little American boy looking at him strangly.
In case you hadn't guessed, that kid was Malcolm Frink of course, and Malcolm started to talk. "Who are you? And what are you doing in my house?"
Takeshi didn't understand him, because he doesn't know English very well. Takeshi just screamed and ran out of the closet. He liked to be crazy alone, not have people watch him be crazy. And he was surprised to find an idiot in his closet.
Malcom ran out, screaming and whining. "Hey! You! Get back here!"
Malcom tripped Takeshi and stoped him right in front of Takeshi's computer. Takeshi shouted curses at Malcom in Japanese. The two antisocial masters punched and kicked each other, fighting in the classic "hallway style".
Suddenly, Kandeshiwa (who looks exactly the same as Kilokhan) came on Takeshi's computer and started saying stuff in Japanese.
"Kilokhan!" Malcom whined.
"Kandeshiwa-sama!" Takeshi called out.
Malcom and Takeshi continued talking, and cursing at each other in their native language. Then Kandeshiwa got tired of it and zapped them both. They both screamed.
Kilokhan came on the other computer screen. "What is going on, meat thing?"
"That guy! That barged into my house!" Malcom pointed at Takeshi. "Wait, two Kilokhans?"
"Who is that?" Kilokhan said. Kandeshiwa responded to him in Japanese. They talked to each other, then Kilokhan said, "Very well then. Let's destroy them both."
Malcom and Takeshi screamed and ran out of the house. Then Malcom/Takeshi's house blew up. Naoto, Yuka, and Ippei watched, they had been going by on their bikes. Sam, Tanker, Syd, and Amp stopped the car they had been traveling in and stared at Malcom/Takeshi's house. They walked out, next to Naoto-tachi and stared more. Malcom and Takeshi ran outside the gate, breathing heavy.
"Hey Malcom, what happened?" Sam asked. Naoto asked a similar question in Japanese.
"......" Malcom and Takeshi said. Then they started fist fighting again. It was a pitiful fight, because they both don't know how to fight.
"Okay..." Tanker commented.
Naoto-tachi talked to each other in Japanese. Sam-tachi stared. "Who are they?" Sam wondered outloud.
"Eh?" Naoto looked at Sam's watch. Sam looked at Naoto's watch.
"So what's going on?"
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
