"Christina, are you sure the camera is working?" Tieria called out from the roof of his and Neil's flat, where he, Setsuna, and Lichty were sitting in a shopping cart, the three of them wearing helmets and a mixture of padding and bubble wrap that made the already small cart even more cramped. Tieria and Lichty alleviated this by sitting in a fetal position, while Setsuna kept his left foot planted on the rooftop to keep the cart from rolling off prematurely.

"I couldn't be more sure!" Christina excitedly called back, having already started filming just to be safe as she stood on the front lawn, flanked by Neil, who was grinning from ear to ear, wearing a pair of aviators, and holding a fire extinguisher, and Feldt, who was nervously fidgeting at what her boyfriend and friends were about to do.

"Love you, babygirl!" Neil declared to his husband, who smiled and blushed.

"I love you too," Tieria replied just loud enough to be heard.

"Hey Chris, am I cool!?" Lichty eagerly asked his girlfriend as he waved at her.

"You're a man of steel!" she proudly answered back before deciding to get on with it. "Alright, you jackasses, are you ready to-"

"WAIT, PLEASE!" Feldt desperately interrupted as she ran forward, to the shock of everyone else present. "Why are you doing this!?"

"Feldt, get out of the way!" Setsuna frantically insisted as he dug his heel into the roof, afraid of accidentally crushing his girlfriend.

"Not until you tell me why you're doing this, Setsuna," she demanded in an authoritative tone her boyfriend found oddly arousing.

"You said I needed to lighten up, Feldt," he explained as he tried to calm her down.

"Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight," Neil whispered into Chris's ear as the two of them watched this exchange unfold, which she couldn't help but giggle at in response even though she was concerned for her friend's safety.

"I DIDN'T MEAN BY RIDING A SHOPPING CART OFF OF NEIL AND TIERIA'S ROOF!" Feldt screamed as she stomped on the lawn in frustration before turning her attention to Tieria and Lichty. "And what about the two of you? Why are you doing this?"

Tieria and Lichty exchanged looks as they thought about Feldt's question and tried to come up with an answer.

"Uh, Chris gave me $20, a ham and onion jam sandwich, and a kiss to do this," Lichty hesitantly answered, prompting his girlfriend to awkwardly smile and wave at Feldt when she looked back at her with a pointed glare.

"Neil said he thought it would be hot if I did it," Tieria bluntly answered as he looked at his husband, who grinned and nodded.

"And what's with the fire extinguisher, Neil?" Feldt asked as she turned to face him.

"That's a surprise, Feldt," he answered, his grin giving way to a brotherly expression as he took off his sunglasses and looked at her. "And you need to trust me that everything will be alright. Our flat is only a story high, so at the very worst, Setsuna, Tieria, and Lichty will be a bit bruised."

"I love you, Feldt, and I'll be okay, I promise," Setsuna called out to his girlfriend as she took in their friend's words, after which she turned back to face the three men in the shopping cart on the roof.

"I love you too, Setsuna," she said with a sigh and a small smile. "But if you die, you'll be sleeping on the couch for a week, do you hear me!?"

Everyone broke out laughing at Feldt's threat as she moved back to a safe distance, while Neil put his aviators back on.

"Is there anything anyone else wishes to say!?" Christina rhetorically asked, not actually giving anyone enough time to respond before she continued. "Are you three jackasses ready to go!?"

"YEAH!" the three men in the shopping cart answered back in unison.

"THEN LET'S DO THIS!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"I'm Tieria Erde!"

"I'm Lichty Tsery!"

"I'm Setsuna F. Seiei!"

"AND THIS IS JACKASS 00!" they all screamed in unison before Setsuna kicked the shopping cart forward, quickly bringing his leg back into the cart and assuming a fetal position as it rolled off the roof and crashed into the ground, knocking the three men forward into a mound of moaning limbs.

"Oh my God, Setsuna!" Feldt cried out as she ran to the three men, kneeling down to pull her boyfriend out of the human pile. "Are you-"

She was interrupted by Neil walking up and spraying the four of them with the fire extinguisher, grinning like a maniac while Christina giggled and continued filming from behind.

"SURPRISE!" Neil declared as he turned off the extinguisher, letting Feldt and the three wannabe daredevils regain their bearings while he turned his attention to his husband, dropping to one knee and extending his hand. "Are you alright, babygirl?"

"I'm fine, Neil, but I think I might need a warm bath," Tieria answered with a sly grin as he took his husband's proffered hand while Setsuna crawled to the still-kneeling Feldt and rested his head on her lap.

"Do I have to sleep on the couch tonight?" he wearily asked his girlfriend as she smiled and stroked his hair.

"Of course not," she answered. "As long as I don't have to carry you home."

"I should be able to walk in a few minutes," he told her. "But right now, do you mind if I just lay here?"

"Of course not!" she happily replied as she thought about what she would do to him tonight.

"Hey Chris, am I still cool!?" Lichty excitedly asked his girlfriend from the ground as she walked up, still filming.

"Of course you are!" she answered before flipping the camera around to herself, flashing the peace sign with her free hand. "And I hope you all enjoyed this amature stunt, but remember kids, don't try this-"

"Chris, help your boyfriend!" Feldt interrupted.

"Right, sorry!"