AUTHOR: Goddess Isa
EMAIL: goddessisa@aol.com
SUMMARY: Another response to the All Dialogue challenge. This time it's Willow and Spike
SPOILER: Lover's Walk, sort of
DISTRIBUTION: Sure, just email me & lmk where it's going - I like seeing my name in print =)
FEEDBACK: Please, I'd hate to have to Slay for it. =P
RATING: TV-14
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters, Joss Whedon does. If he ever decides to give them to me, that would be nice. =)
"Ta-da!"
"Ta-da what?"
"This."
"What?"
"Wal-Mart."
"What's Wal-Mart?"
"You've never been to Wal-Mart?"
"No, I've never bloody been to Wal-Mart. Why, what do you they have?"
"Everything."
"Everything?"
"Everything."
"They couldn't possibly have everything in that puny little shop."
"It's not puny, it's huge and it's not a shop, it's a store."
"Do they carry O-positive?"
"Spike, *nobody* carries O-positive."
"Then they don't have everything."
"Spike!"
"Willow."
"You are so annoying. Come on, this is gonna be fun."
"I don't see the big deal really, just looks like a blue and white building to me."
"Come on."
"I'll stay in the car."
"You'll do no such thing, come on."
"Ow!"
"You can't feel pain."
"Says who. Ow!"
"Wait. If I yank hard enough on your arm, it won't come off, will it?"
"No, it won't come off but you could let me go."
"No."
"Look--"
"Vampire!"
"Witch!"
"Okay, that did it!"
"Ow, ow, ow!"
"See, you're inside, that wasn't so bad, was it?"
"I'm melting."
"Ha ha ha."
"Why'd we come here anyway?"
"To look around."
"To look around? This place is bloody huge!"
"Oh come on Spike, don't be such a wanker."
"Don't be such a girl."
"I AM a girl."
"There are exceptions to every rule."
"You're not getting out of this. Look, we're inside, we're going to shop."
*****
"Love, I know I haven't been around too many women who enjoy hobbies other than sucking blood, but it would appear to me you're not shopping."
"I know I'm not. What I am doing is much more fun."
"Those are Barbies."
"Yes."
"And you're playing with them."
"I am."
"Why?"
