:( Well, this is it. The end of the survival contest. I got the last part up finally! I graduated, my grandparents came over, and all this other stuff kept me away from working on this fic. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Disclaimer Thingy: Let's see...I don't own FedEx, Dell, UPS, or Gundam Wing.

The GW Survival Contest
Part Ten: May I have the envelope, please?

:::On tiny Bear Island, the GW cast and I are waiting patiently for the votes to come in. Quatre and Trowa are playing a friendly game of tic-tac-toe in the sand; Duo, Relena, and Hilde are teaching themselves how to do the hula; and Wufei is calmly meditating. The rest are either chatting or plotting my demise.:::

Dfire: *checks her watch* Any minute now...

Zechs: That's what you said half an hour ago.

Dfire: Well, you can't rush the postal service. UPS ain't speed mail ya know.

Heero: When do we get our stuff back?

Dfire: After the UPS man gets here. He has all of you guys' stuff: Trowa's Super X-tra Strength Hairspray, a crapload of guns, Cathy's knives, Heero's laptop, Wufei's katana..

Wufei: *opens one eye still in meditation pose* You stupid woman! You left my precious katana in the hands of such evil?

Dfire: What the heck are you talking about?

Wufei: FedEx is the service of justice, not UPS.

Hilde: Don't you know what UPS stands for? U piece of sh--

Dfire: Oh, you two shut up! Keep on with your meditating and hula dancing! This is the last part of my fic and I don't need any bashing of postal services and cussing right now. I need to keep that G rating, plus I don't want men dressed in brown uniforms to come after me.

:::Wufei and Hilde return to what they were doing and I went to wait by a palm tree. Finally, ten minutes later, a brown plane flies above the island:::

Dfire: There it is! The UPS plane!

Une: I didn't even know there was such a thing.

Dfire: They're a little late but that's okay. I also had them bring some extra clothes for all of you.

Duo: Thanks, girl. I'm getting tired of wearing this grass skirt. It makes me itch.

Treize: *peering up at the plane* Are they going to land here?

Noin: Yeah, how are they going to bring everything down here? Are they going to have someone jump down here in a parachute?

Dfire: Err, they said that landing the plane on a tropical/forest island would be difficult so they're planning on sending the cargo down here from the plane.

Trowa: You mean they're just going to dump our stuff from up there?!!

Dfire: Don't panic you guys, I paid good money. They should handle your stuff with care...as if it were glass.

:::As if on cue, a large bundle is thrown off the plane and tumbles down toward us. The plane flies away:::

Quatre: Eeek! It's heading straight for us!

Zechs: Everybody move back!

:::A big box and bag tied onto it land harshly on the sandy beach. From inside, we could easily hear something shatter.:::

Sally: As if it were glass, eh Dfire?

Dfire: Oops...uh...I'm sure they're fine. *nervous laugh* I'm sure nothing broke.

Duo: Geez, that didn't sound good when it landed. What was that?

Trowa: It sounded like a laptop.

Heero: WHAT?!

:::Everyone races to the luggage and digs through the box pulling out stuff. Heero pulls out a big chunk of smashed glass and plastics:::

Duo: Oh man, Heero. That's your laptop.

Cathy: Or at least what's left of it.

Heero: That was my new Dell you *#$@%!!

Relena: *searching through the box* Well, I don't think anything else is broken.

Wufei: Aaaahhh!!!

Relena: Guess not.

Wufei: My katana!!! It's been broken in two!!

Dfire: It's okay Wufei, it's not so bad. Now you got two katanas.

Wufei *face turning red with anger* Prepare to die, ONNA!!

Dfire: AAAAAHHHHHH!! *I duck as the Chinese boy lunges at me with his broken sword. Then he does a kung fu Mortal Kombat move on me, but I barely escape* Wait!! Wait!! If you kill me we'll never know who won--and no one will get prize money!

Sally: Calm down, Wufei. Let's let her finish her job. The sooner she's done, the sooner we can go home.

Wufei: Okay. But you die as soon as you're done.

Dfire: *nervously pulls out an envelope from the bag* Alright. Here are the results. Drumroll please...

::::Drums rumble from an unknown source:::

Dfire: We got one vote for the guys, one vote for...Lady Une?!

Une: A wise person indeed.

Dfire: Three votes for: nobody wins.

G-boys and g-gals: O.o

Wufei: The injustice!!

Dfire: And the winner of my GW Survival Contest....O.O Both teams!!

G-boys and g-gals: Yaaahhhoooooo!!!

Sally: Wait?!

Wufei: Injustice!! The nerve of these people. How did we both win? It was clear that us men won.

Sally: *raises eyebrow* Men?

Hilde: I thought we beat you.

Wufei: We went through a lot more and still survived. We had to wear these stupid grasskirts.

Hilde: We had to eat squirrel-kabobs! A freakin' tree rodent on a stick!

Wufei: We had to listen to Yuy's stupid ghost stories and Winner's wimperings of abuse to animals.

Dfire: Listen! Both of you guys suff--er, I mean, went through a lot on this trip. I think it's fair that both teams win.

Relena: So do I. Now that we know we all won lets get out of here.

Duo: Not without my money.

Dorothy: Well, I hope your satisfied, Dfire. We suffered for your dear fanfic readers' pleasure.

Dfire: *looking innocent* Suffered?

Cathy: Do you have any idea what we've been through?

Dfire: Actually, yes I do.

Heero: We were attacked by a skunk, we had to dress like fags, we were chased by a mad pirateboy, we were bombarded by coconuts.

Relena: My hair was set on fire and Dorothy went crazy.

Dfire: I know exactly what happened to you. I saw the whole thing. On this island, I put about fifty different hidden cameras before you arrived.

OZ, G-boys and g-girls: Gaaahhh!!

Dorothy: You mean you had us on camera the whole time!??!!

Zechs: And with my hair looking like this?

Dfire: Yes. ^__^ *whips out a VHS cassette* And I have it all on tape for everyone to enjoy.

Quatre: You---you evil thing!

Wufei: She's crazy.

Cathy: She's mad!

Marameia: She's good. I need to learn from her.

Duo: Injustice!!

Wufei: That's my line, Maxwell.

Duo: Sorry, Wu-man.

Wufei: -__-

Dfire: Yup. From the time you were paddling your way to the island and up until my arrival today, I've been taping you guys 24/7. I think this will get me some fame in the next anime convention.

:::Heero quickly grabs the tape from my hands, throws it into the air, and with his reunited gun shoots it into a million pieces:::

Sally: Good Heero, destroy the evidence.

Dfire: That's okay. I've got two thousand copies back at my house.

Heero: *points his gun at me* I will kill you now.

Dfire: *floodcrying* Please don't kill me! I just graduated a few days ago. If you kill me I'll never get to go to college, I'll never have a job, I'll never get married!

Heero: You should have thought of that before you smashed my computer and made my life miserable...say goodbye.

Relena: Wait!!

Heero: Da*% it, Relena! Don't interrupt me this time.

Relena: But we need her to get us off this island.

Wufei: And she still hasn't given us our money yet.

Heero: Fine. But hurry up.

Dfire: *pulls out a giant check from fanfic space bigger than the ones people win in sweepstakes* That'll be 2,500 for each of you.

Hilde: *stares at the check I gave her* What?! Only 2,500!?

Dfire: That's what I said. *grunting as I pull out another jumbo-sized check* If you don't want it, I'll have it.

Cathy: *awkwardly carrying her giant check* Did you know that there was treasure on this island?

Dfire: Nope, I didn't. Did you guys find it?

Treize: No, but we all tried to.

Une: And we would have had it if someone else hadn't got to it first.

Trowa: *watches as I reach into my jeans pocket and pull out his giant check* Where are those coming from?

Quatre: Um, Dfire?

Dfire: Yes, Quatre?

Quatre: How do we get back home?

Dfire: I don't see the boat that I hired someone to bring, so I guess you'll just have to figure it out.

Wufei: How are you getting back?

Dfire: My jet ski of course.

Wufei: And where is your jet ski? I don't see one.

Dfire: It's right here with me of course. *poof!* There it is. Ain't she a beaut?

Noin: Did she just make that jet ski just poof out of nowhere?

Relena: You'll get used to it.

Dfire: *starts to leave but turns back* Oh, I almost forgot!

GW Peeps: WHAT!?!?!

Dfire: Before you go, I have one more thing that you have to do for me and all the readers out there.

Sally: And what is that? -__-

Dfire: The winners are supposed to do a special performance for us. Did I forget to mention that?

Duo: Yes, you did. And I'm not doing it.

Dorothy: Neither will I.

Dfire: You have to.

Duo: Why?

Dfire: Because...um...

Duo: Because...?

Dfire: Because if you guys don't then I'll make a sequel to this fic.

Everyone: What do we have to do?

Dfire: *grinning menacingly, and pulls out a fur miniskirt* Which one of you is a size six?

**************************A little later*********

:::A shot of the beautiful tropical island and all it's glory. Then the camera zooms in on the gundam boys and girls, all dressed in skimpy fur outfits.:::

Wufei: Of all the evil injustice you've bestowed upon us, this has got to be the worst! I'm dressed like a woman!

Quatre: Does this skirt make me look fat?

Dfire: You guys are supposed to be singing. Now sing and look sexy for the audience!

*Quatre and Sally pose in front of the waterfall with their skimpy fur outfits, Sally lets the water drip down her when Quatre slips on a rock and knocks her down*

I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up,

*Wufei, Dorothy, and Trowa raise their voices high in chorus their shrill voices almost breaking my eardrums*

I'm not gonna stop, I'm gonna work harder.

:::Just imagine the Gundam peeps in Destiny's Child Survivor video and you get the idea:::

Dfire: STOP!! EVERYONE STOP!!!

Hilde: But we were just getting to the good part.

Dfire: Uh, no. I've decided that just a part of the song is good enough for the finale of the fic.

Duo: I didn't know Wufei's voice could get so high.

Quatre: I didn't know I looked so good in leopard print.

Sally: Still we have a problem. How do we got off this island?

Dfire: Well, you guys can use your checks to float on and paddle your way back.

Heero: *rips off tanktop and points gun at me* I'm not doing that again. You're finished.

Cathy: Let's get her! *pulls out her knives*

Dfire: O.O uh oh... *frantically runs away from the shower of knives with the gundam people running after her*
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Dfire: Well that wraps it up. Thank you to all those who reviewed and voted. I hope all of you enjoyed this fic. It was a crazy yet fun trip while it lasted, but I'm sure the Gundam Wing people are happy it's over. I bid you adieu. *bows*

Dfire: You're probably still wondering what happened to Pinkbeard's treasure. I guess no one will ever know.

*turns and walks away, as two sixteenth-century gold coins and a diamond necklace fall from her pants*