Disclaimer: Do I look like
a multi-millionaire…or like I actually have a job? Sorry to disappoint but I do
not own DBZ or Dragonball GT. If I did I'd be RICHER THAN ASTRONAUTS…and would
create a life size model of all the Saiya-jins. (My own Dragonball Z guys
world…YOSHA!) Um…the point was that I don't own 'em.
A/N: Wow when was the last time I posted a chapter…*thinks real hard* Nope! Can't remember! I'm sorry but with Christmas, (and my beloved Christmas ficcy – READ IT!!) the fact I'm on holiday, numerous other ideas for fics that I've had AND severe writers block on this particular chapter…its been rough. Anyway I think I've rambled enough…read the fic!
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"Don't you think you should
have given them something to make up for it?" Goku asked again.
"KAKAROTT!
If you persist on asking me this it will make it so you never move again!"
Vegeta yelled. "For Kami's sake it was a door! Anyone can afford to
replace a door!"
Goku
got a thoughtful look. "Not those poor people that live in boxes. What about
beggars that sleep on the streets? Oooh…aren't there people in Africa or
something that live in huts with no doors?" He looked up to see a giant ki ball
heading for him. He looked up just in time to dodge the giant ki ball heading
towards him.
Vegeta
was flying as fast as he could. The further he was from that baka Kakarott the
better. Cradled in his arms was 'his' collection of five dragonballs. It would
be so easy to wish for immortality. Just two more dragonballs and all he had to
do was avoid Kakarott. He would never understand the other saiya-jin's aversion
to him being immortal. Now only one thing marred his perfect plan. He was stuck
in Kakarott's body. The mere thought of being immortal and stuck in
Kakarott's body was enough to make him shudder. Unfortunately his shudder
caused him to lose hold of one of the dragonballs. The small orange sphere
plummeted hundreds of feet and landed in the ocean, barely making a splash.
The saiya-jin no ouji
cursed under his breath. Well he wasn't going to waste his time searching for
it. Leave Kakarott with the other four dragonballs? No way. In the short time
he spent thinking, the other saiya-jin had caught up. Goku looked at Vegeta curiously. "Why'd you stop Vegeta? Are your
pants chafing?" The now taller saiya-jin gave him a weird look. Goku just
shrugged.
"I dropped a dragonball."
Vegeta said shortly.
Goku looked down at the
ocean. "Well? Why don't you get it?"
"BAKA!!" Vegeta roared,
kicking the other saiya-jin in 'his' head. "I can't get it! I'm holding
the other dragonballs!"
"Jeez…" Goku rubbed his
head, "You could've just asked."
Vegeta watched the
retreating figure, "Just ask? Who does Kakarott think I am? Him?"
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"Gohan! Hey Gohan!"
The demi saiya-jin groaned.
This was not the time for interruptions. On the other hand…this was Videl.
"Just hang on a sec okay Goten?" He waited for the girl to catch up with them.
"Hey Videl. What's up?" Gohan tried to ignore his brother pulling at his pants.
"Well, I was wondering if we're
still on for tonight?"
"Urm…well…" Gohan tried to
push Goten away. Sometimes having a younger brother was plain irritating.
Especially if Videl was involved. "I…uh…I gue-" There was a loud ripping noise
and Gohan was suddenly aware of a sudden breeze around his legs. 'Oh kami
please no.' Videl's eyes had grown very wide. He glanced at his brother,
Goten had a very innocent look on his face.
Videl's face went bright
red. "Uh…I'll – I'll call you…Go-Gohan." Beet red, she dashed away. Gohan
turned on his brother, trying to pull his pants up at the same time. "What is
so important?!" The older saiya-jin tripped over his pants. Goten was trying to
hold back snickers. He stopped at the murderous look on his brother's face.
Gohan was redder than Videl had been, he was the focus of everyone's attention,
and to top it off Videl had seen him in his smiley face boxers. "Run. Very,
very fast Goten." The younger saiya-jin was a blur before his brother even
finished talking.
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Bubbles floated rapidly to
the surface, Goku scanned the ocean floor in the hopes of finding the elusive
orange sphere, Vegeta was getting touchy, it was probably not a good idea to
make him mad right now. 'Hmm…if I was a dragonball, and I had just been
dropped several hundred meters into the ocean, where would I be?' A rather
weird image of a dragonball with Goku-style hair popped into his head, 'Okay,
so that isn't a good idea…'
His keen, saiya-jin eye
caught sight of something round and shiny. 'Ah ha!' Goku began swimming
towards the dragonball, he noticed it had come to rest in a rather large,
pretty shell. 'Hey! I've never seen a shell that big before!' He grabbed
the small, orange sphere…only to find his head stuck in the giant clam.
'This can't be good…'
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Vegeta was fuming; Kakarott
was taking far too long. 'Trust that third class baka to get lost
underwater! Well, if he thinks I'm going to go looking for him, he's mistaken!'
He picked up a sudden rise in Kakarott's ki and smirked, 'Figures, the baka
probably ran into a big scary fish.' Vegeta laughed, evilly. 'Stupid
Kakarott.'
He juggled the other four
dragonballs in his hands, this was probably about as close as he came to
wishing for immortality these days, of course he had to use the stupid wish to
get himself back into his own body. When he found the person who had caused
this, this disaster, he would skin them, gut them, then blast them to
HIFIL. The saiya-jin no ouji smirked, already planning his revenge.
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"HEY VEGETA!!!"
The saiya-jin in question
winced slightly, "You don't have to yell Kakarott!" He growled, spinning around
to face the younger saiya-jin. His jaw dropped, a slightly glazed look of shock
dominating his 'borrowed' face.
"Vegeta?" Goku waved a hand
in front of his face, "What's the matter?"
He was hit in the face with
a ki ball, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?!" The enraged ouji yelled.
"Nani?" Goku scratched his
head, a look of puzzlement crossing 'his' face, "I didn't do anything to your
hair!"
Vegeta looked ready to
blast someone, namely Goku, into the next dimension, "What do you mean you
didn't do anything?! It's SHORT!!"
Goku floated down to the
surface of the water, looking at his reflection in the choppy waves, Vegeta's
flame-like hairstyle had been reduced to half it's size, with several long
strands remaining at the original length, all in all, it looked like he'd been
in a battle with an insane lawnmower, and the lawnmower had won. Goku
sweatdropped, "Erm…see there was this giant clam down there…and well, it had
the dragonball!" Goku held up the prized orange sphere, "Didn't you tell me to
get dragonball?"
A vein was throbbing on
'Vegeta's' forehead, and Goku's face bore a very, very angry look, his ki was
rising rapidly, "KAKAROTT YOU BAKA!!!!" Vegeta began powering up rapidly,
"FINAL FLASH!!"
"AHH!!!! Now Vegeta, don't
you think…" Goku began flying away, trying to dodge Vegeta's numerous ki
blasts, "C'mon Vegeta!! It's just hair! It'll grow back!! Eeep! Can't we
talk about this?"
"Die!!!"
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A/N: There you have it, no
the saga is STILL not over. I'm really, really sorry I haven't updated this in
YEARS…but I've been really, seriously, stuck for inspiration, I hope this tides
all you wonderful *cheesy grin* people over. I've actually been working on this
chapter since last year. *sweatdrop* I'm really sorry, don't stop reviewing, I
love 'em…I need 'em to survive…thank you to EVERYONE who's reviewed ALL the
chapters, you guys are the best! Smee-chan! I DID IT!!! Thanks for always being
the inspiration buddy! Erm…I hope this was funny. I'm gonna start on the next
one right away. Just keep bugging me to get it out…I will! Luv ya all!!
© 2001-05-30
Smabbi – san
