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Hey everybody this is Cloud's Alter Ego posting his first fic in about 6 months. I just started writing so its gonna be a surprise to both of us how it turns out.
Cloud sat on his couch with a bong in hand.
"Dude I am so fucked up write now its not even funny, man. Maybe I should call Cid and Barret and Tifa and Red XII and Vincent and… no not Vincent, he's no fun, oh yeah and that delightful little TV leprechaun that wee little kids chase around for his lucky charms and he's always running around and I'm gonna call him."
Cloud stumbled off the couch only to immediately fall flat on his face.
"Oops… that hurt."
After one hour of trying to walk over to the PHS, he finally dialed.
Half an Hour Later
Suddenly the door flew open and in jumped a blonde haired man with a lit cigarette in his mouth.
"Hiya Cloud. I brought some tea to hold us over," Cid exclaimed
"Tea Sucks!!!!!!" Cloud hollered across the room. "No, No, No, We have got to get you out of that tobacco!"
Cloud yanked the cigarette out of Cid's mouth shoved a hash pipe in.
"Much Better!!" Cloud squealed with delight. "So are Barret and them comin'?"
"Well Red said we were morons and he's not coming, Barret is coming, and Tifa said she wouldn't come for a black chocobo"
"What about a gold chocobo?"
"She said she'd would for a gold one but ever since you traded yours for more weed that ain't been an option."
"Oh yeah"
Just then a large man with a huge metal crack pipe for a hand busted through the door.
"Shi't, it smells like a Columbian Whorehouse in here!" yelled Barret at the top of his lungs.
"Hey I like your new hand Barret!"Cloud chuckled.
"You'd better like it, it cost me 6000 gil."
"Why do I have to like it? You're the one spendin' 6000 gil." Cloud questioned.
"Um…Uh…Shit…Can we just get stoned now?"
"Okay!!!!" Cloud said cheerfully.
They all took a big huff of smoke from the burning marijuana.
"Ahhhh…………" they all sighed
Eventually the boys began taking simultaneous puffs of smoke.
"That's some good shit" Cloud sighed
"You know what a funny word is? Pretzalfinkle!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Cid stated.
"Pretzalfinkel ain't a word, Numbnuts." Cloud explained.
"Well neither is Nutnumbs either, Dickheads" Cid snapped back
"I said Nu-mb-Nuts, Numbnuts" Cloud retaliated.
"You're both Dumbasses!! Now Shut the HELL UP!!!!" Barret yelled at the two.
"You know what'd be sweet? If we put all our pot together in one pipe." Cid said.
"That'd be nice, but who would smoke it?" Barret pondered.
Just then Cloud felt a tapping on his shoulder.
He looked at his pipe. "This shit's strong!"
"Crack, Stars, and Hash pipes, Potleaves and Mushrooms…Pipes of pot and rainbows, and me Loud Bong Tunes!!!!" yelled an Irish voice in a musical tone.
"Lucky!!!!" they all shouted.
"Did you bring your "lucky charms?" Cid asked
"No, I forgot my weed but can I smoke yours tonight?" the leprechaun told them.
"Your too late, Lucky, We smoked it all. Sorry," Cloud told the leprechaun.
"YOU BASTARD!!!" Lucky screamed as he leaped on Cloud and started throwing punches all over the place.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Cid and Barret laughed as Cloud got beat down by the tiny red haired man.
How was it? It probably sucked but please review.
