Toad practically fell off the wall he was clinging onto when he saw the video. He had been grumbling under his breath about Magneto sending him off to spy on the X-Men yet again when he heard raucous laughter pouring from one of the classrooms.
Slowly opening the window he peered inside the room
"We can see them as they leave on their mission. Each clad in skintight leather. (Although in Logan's case we wouldn't mind spandex… which is tight in all this right places… *ahem*)"
What in the hell was this??? Toad watched for another second before leaping down off the wall. I wonder… Aha! That would be funny!
Toad sprinted across the lawn and leapt into his helicopter. Time for Toad's home movies! He thought gleefully.
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fzzzzzzzzzzzt a camera fizzles into life. In the background one can hear the sharp staccato sound of boots on a polished metal floor.
Toad rounded a corner and headed towards the dorms. Carefully peering in the first room he started filming Sabertooth.
"Fierce, violent, strong, unyielding… all those words describe this creature in battle. But, like most species when the battle is over he feels the need to relax. Here we see him happily floating in a bubble bath (aromatherapy does so much for you)."
Toad focuses in on the small bottle of "Winnie The Pooh" bubble bath.
Behind this monster is also a wonderful interior decorator, he watches Martha Stewart religiously! (Although he charges an arm and a leg… literally)."
Suddenly Sabertooth leaps out of the tub pulling a towel around him. The camera starts swinging violently from side to side then the picture turns upside down.
"Now Victor… remember the rule… no throwing me through the…"
"Trust me Toad… IT'S A GOOD THING!"
"Oh no not with the crappy Martha clichéeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…"
Toad promptly flies out an open window and lands catlike on the overgrown lawn.
"Stupid hairball…" Toad muttered under his breath.
"I heard that runt!" Sabertooth roared.
"Anywho… onto my next victimerrrrrrrrrr subject. Here we see… or rather you don't but I do at this point in time. Mystique. Our resident morphing mutant she likes to morph into shrubbery on occasion to escape and relax. Of course when Magneto tried to fix up the garden that didn't go over too well…"
Mystique shifts out of her plant form and saunters towards the lair.
"As you may have noticed Mystique is not wearing anything… this however, does not mean that she is naked… note the fact that she is blue and therefore she is not naked… just… well… hmmm I'll come back to that."
Just then Magneto comes out of the lair.
"Hello… what have we here?" whispered Toad.
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"Mystique darling…" Magneto said as he put his arm around her.
"ARRRGH! Are you hitting on me? Gross! You like predate the dinosaurs! Get off me you Lycra wearing freak!"
"I feel unloved…" Magneto said mournfully.
"…love yourself…" Mystique muttered.
"Are you suggesting something…" Magneto asked raising his eyebrows slightly.
NO INUENDO!!! Boomed a voice from the sky.
All the characters look up at the sky almost as if they expected a giant foot to come out of the clouds and squash them instantly.
"Anyways…" Toad said.
"Did you hear something Magneto?
"No… why?"
"I could have sworn…"
Just then Toad accidentally steps on a branch and it breaks with a loud CRACK!
"TOAD!" Magneto and Mystique yell as they each lift him out of the hedge by a shoulder.
"What's he got in his hand?"
"Looks like a video camera."
Magneto rips it out of Toad's grip and sends it smashing into the side of the lair.
"Pesky reptile!"
"I'll have you know I'm an amphibian thank you very much Mr. I think I'm so hot so I wear Lycra."
"Oh shut up!" Mystique yells and kicks toad out of the way as she runs into the Lair.
"Mystique darling… wait for me."
"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Oh come on snuffelwuffels!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Toad hauled his beaten body over to the mangled remains of the video recorder. After searching through the chunks of twisted metal for awhile he retrieved the tape!
"Ha on you!" toad yelled as he danced up the stairs to his room.
Setting the tape on his desk he grabbed a piece of paper from his desk.
After what seemed like an eternity he began to write…
Dear Jubilee…
I saw you video and I was so inspired…
