Dear
Uncle Mick
Our boss says that we've gotta find a new
source of income cause us raiding Crash's pocket money isn't on and he doesn't
like the idea of us being paid to beat up his buddy Regal. We asked him if it's
OK then for us to beat up someone who he hates, but apparently officially he
can't allow us to do that as then the insurance company won't pay out.
Our question to you is what can we do to get
some beer money? We don't want earn much, just enough to keep us in beers,
cigars and betting money for a couple of months (after all what more does a guy
need?). We'd appreciate your advice
The Ballet Lovers
Dear the Ballet
Lovers
What is your
boss thinking???? Of COURSE it's OK to beat up Regal; isn't that what he's
there for? Besides he makes a lousy Commish – when was the last time he made a
cheap pop to the crowd? I can tell you that right here, on this help page (SX:
Crowd cheering), we think that you are in the right and your boss is in the
wrong (what would he know anyway? He fired the guy who in my mind was the
greatest Commissioner ever!)
As for being
paid to beat someone up – blame it on supply and demand! While there are still
freakazoids who want to buy those weird glasses, the company will keep making
them!! Just as it's not their fault that there are some totally weird people in
the world, it's not your fault that others want you to beat someone up for them
– after all, if you didn't provide that service then someone else would.
I suggest that
you go right up to your boss and demand that he lets you protect and beat up
people when and where you want to. And while you're there, demand a pay rise so
you'll have more beer money! Or better yet, threaten to beat him up if
he doesn't re-instate Foley as commissioner!!!
Have a Nice Day
Uncle Mick J
P.S. Have I
mentioned that you can now all sign a petition to bring back the greatest
commissioner ever? Also there's one going around about Foley too
