Hmmm…
I'm not too sure about this one but here goes!!!!!
Dear Uncle Mick
The…. Stone has a bit of a problem. Actually the size of the problem is the Stone's real problem. You see, the Stone has a very small problem.
Now you have to understand that the Stone has a reputation to uphold – he is not known as "the Great One" for nothing. But the Stone has noticed recently while fighting some jabroni's in small, tight pants that the Stone's is not as great as theirs. What can the Stone do to correct this? (If you smell what I'm hinting at)
The Stone.
Dear The Stone,
I truly understand your
problem. For years I too struggled against my feelings of inadequacy. But do
you know what helped me turn the corner? Mr Socko.
Maybe all you need Stone
is someone to sit on your hand and tell you that you are, in every way, the
Great One. Maybe you just need a friend to talk to when no one else around or
when they won't talk to you. Mr Socko can help you Stone; it even says so in
the self-help books we co-wrote together. Let Socko into your life Stoney, and
he will make a difference
Have a Nice Day!
Uncle Mick J
