OH MY GOD!!!! I hate my
brother!! I'm NEVER gonna forgive him!!! How could he do this to me?
Uncle Mick, last night while I was sleeping my brother dyed my hair... brown!!!
I can't believe he did that!! I mean it's
brown!! Black I could have learnt to live with, green or purple I would have
thanked him for but BROWN??? And the worst part is it's not even a
noticeable brown; it's just one of those awful shades that's not a pure brown
yet not quite a golden-brown. Hell, it's not even auburn like Amy's,
it's…brown!!!!
Uncle Mick, what am I going to do? I
can't go out in public – people will LAUGH at me!! How am I meant to attract all
the girls when I've got brown hair??
Uncle Mick, you have to help me!!
Distressed, Cameron
Dear Distressed,
Wow, I feel your
pain man. How cruel can brothers be sometimes?!?
OK, the way I
see it you have 3 options:
1) Go and buy
lots of new hats to wear. And I do mean lots
2) Shave all of
the offending hair off. I can from personal experience recommend this one. It's
a really cleansing experience and besides, it seriously reduces the amount of
time needed for the upkeep of your hair!!
3) By a wig.
Personally, I'd recommend a multi-coloured Afro or Elvis wig if you want to
stand out of the crowd.
Well that's my advice.
Now thank ya, thank ya very much!
Have a Nice Day J
Uncle Mick
P.S. If none of
the above options really catch your fancy, there is another option, one that
I'm not meant to mention by the sacred oath of Agony Aunts. But I'm not female
so I guess its OK for me to mention it: REVENGE. May Socko be with you
in your quest.
