Theme Songs for the We Hate Peter Club


Disclaimer: I don't own the disgusting rat. (Yuck who would want to.) I don't own the tunes these are sung to.

Author's Note: Me and my friend Padfootsgal started a We Hate Peter Club. Last night I had a creativity streak and I wrote these. There are two more, but they are VERY stupid.
Enjoy.


You Filthy Little Rat!
Sung to the tune of "We're off to fight the Indians" from Peter Pan.

Oh, Peter how I hate you,
I hate you, I hate you,
Oh, Peter hate you,
You filthy little rat!

And you betrayed the Potters,
The Potters, The Potters,
And you betrayed the Potters,
You filthy little rat!

Orphaned little Harry,
Harry, Harry,
Orphaned little Harry,
You filthy little rat!

Then you framed Sirius,
Sirius, Sirius,
Then you framed Sirius,
You filthy little rat!

Killed a dozen muggles,
Muggles, Muggles,
Killed a dozen muggles,
You filthy little rat!

Now you work for VOLDEMORT,
VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT,
Now you work for VOLDEMORT,
You filthy little rat!

Oh, Peter how I hate you,
I hate you, I hate you,
Oh, Peter how hate you,
YOU FILTHY LITTLE RAT!



On Top of Old Smokey
The tune is obvious.

On top of old Smokey,
All covered with blood,
We murdered poor Peter,
Then hit him with mud.

Then we called the dementors,
To give him a kiss,
Some how I knew,
Sirius would love this.

Then we dropped him off in the desert,
To rot in the sand.
Whatever happens to his body,
We don't really give a damn,

We all hate Peter,
Oh yes we do.
Now that he is dead,
We'll all yell ya-hoo!!