Author's Notes: A big BIG thanx to 2_Cools_B-Girl for
writing the 2 Cool part of this for me – Gemma, you rock!!!!
Yo Homie!
You see G, my homeboy and me are the coolest guys around the hood. We are into
all the young fly slimmies and they love us! All the other guys think we're a
quick three-count, but we say, "The bigger they are, the more face we've
got to dance all over".
But anyway, back to our problem. Yo see Uncle Mick, no matter where we go, the
women can't get enough of both us fly guys. But when we start shootin the
breeze with the slimmies they walk away or start laughing at us! Why is this
happening to us bro?
Respect
Thrilla Boy & Hair Viagra
Ummm… Yo Thrilla Boy and
Hair Viagra,
Well, I think I know the
answer to your problem. That is if I actually know what your problem is.
Actually, forget everything I just said, I have no idea what the problem you
wrote in about is but I've found another to write about to about –
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU
SAY???
Yes, I respect you two
too (even though I don't know you) but else did you just say to me? Now, I'm
down, I've been told I'm a hip (or is it hop?) individual and according to two
promotion seeking, title-shot wannabes, I totally reek of coolosity but even I,
the God of fashion and trends that I am (that chequered shirt is so
in this season I'm telling you!!), haven't got a clue as to what you were
saying!!
Maybe, just maybe (cause
I really don't have a clue what you said) that's why these 'slimmies' (whatever
they are) walk away from you. Maybe, dare I say it, they find your lingo your
lingo funny and amusing. Having said that, it could be that they were just
laughing at your clothes or your hair, but I'm pretty sure it the lingo.
My advice to you is to
go to an English school for foreign students and re-learn the English language.
Have a Nice Day!!
Uncle Mick J
