Dear Uncle Mick,

Dear Uncle Mick,

Why I do declare Uncle Mick, I just don't have a clue about what is going on!!!

One minute I'm the lieutenant Commissioner of the company I work for, then my 2 puppy-loving friends disappear (Mick and Jerry, if you're reading this what DID you two want with my Wonder-bra?? And can I have it back please?) and now I'm not lieutenant Commish no more – what happened to them?? Where did they go??? And why am I not lieutenant Commissioner any more?????

As if that wasn't confusing enough, my husband re-joined the company and he really hated these two men – hell, he even tried to kill one of them last November!! But now they're all friends and they're buddies and it's like nothing ever happened!!! What on earth did I miss?? What made him suddenly change his mind on these men??? And why am I the only one who seems to be confused by this????

Uncle Mick, I am so confused!!! What has happened to my life?? Where are my adoring fans/friends/former Commish??? Why is Steve acting so weird?? And another thing – why are all these people disappearing??? I mean there was the Commish and my good friend King, and now this guy called the… is it Stone? Yeah that's right, Stoney disappeared too!!! Where have they all gone?? Are they all at another beauty convention and forgot to tell me again, is that it???

From Debra

Dear Debra,

Ok, Debbie, thank you very much for writing to me but there's something you should know – no-one uses their real names when they write in to a problem page, that's like the first rule or something.

Now, I understand that this has been a very confusing time for you so I'll try and take this slowly, OK? Your husband Steve is now friends with Vince who we don't like because he fired Foley. We also don't like Vince and Hunter because they are friends with William who took Foley's job. Therefore, your husband is a not-very-nice person.

As for everyone disappearing, no they haven't all gone off to a beauty convention without you (that was a good one last time though, wasn't it?? You thought we…umm, never mind). For various reasons they have all at various times over the last 6 months been fired by your boss. Don't worry though, they'll all be back soon and working for someone of the same surname… but it won't be Vince!!!! Hell-o Shane-O!!!

Have a Nice Day!!

Uncle Mick :-)