Well
Well, Minna, this is a side story to Wish.
It takes place right after, when the couples are officially together. Now,
when I was talking to Lex-chan, LB-chan, and K-chan about this story, I was
cracking up and nearly rolling on the floor in fits of laughter. It's just
so humorous to imagine our two guys singing and dancing... especially to this
song. BTW, Vegeta is really out of character at one point, but you'll find
it hilarious..
AN1: To get the full fun of this
story, you either have to A) DOWNLOAD SISQO'S THONG SONG or B) WATCH THE MUSIC
VIDEO. Both would help incredibly.
AN2: K-chan, your fics DO NOT
SUCK. Now write TGLW8.
AN3: Everyone bug Birdee-chan to
write more on The Problem With Romance! If she tells you no, pull out a
weapon!
AN4: Plenty of stories in my mind,
but no time to write them. I'll try to get them out as soon as possible.
AN5: And yes, Kublai Khan will
forever be your kamisama!
Wish: Side Story --
Thong Song
Trunks, Goten, Bra, and Pan walked
on the beach. For the past couple of days, the couples have been
unseparable, due to their newly confessed feelings toward each other.
Goten and Bra seemed like they've been together for years, as do Trunks and
Pan. And not so surprising was that everyone approved, even through the
threats from the fathers.
Goten and Trunks walked behind their
girlfriends on the beach, laughing and talking. The guys had on their
normal swim trunks, but the girls had on something different. Without
letting Gohan or Vegeta know, the girls slipped on something more comfortable
than normal bikini bottoms.
Trunks and Goten noticed this and
grinned at each other. Both had the same song in their head. Sisqo's
thong song. And Both felt like expressing their feelings about the
matter. The two guys got funny looks in their eyes before stopping on the
beach. Bra and Pan wondered what they were doing.
Trunks and Goten stood several feet
apart, as if to do the fusion dance. But the only fusion they were doing
was the fusion of harmonics.
In the heads of Goten and Trunks, a
familiar violin sounding music flowed. Trunks started the verse, keeping
his eye on the article of clothing covering Pan.
"This thing right here... is
letting all the ladies know... what guys talk about..." Trunks said,
with slight seduction in his voice. Goten grinned the usual Son grin
before adding his verse in.
"You know..." Goten
said, "The finer things in life..." Both saiyajin laughed before
simultaneously continuing.
"Check it out..."
They both said before starting into a dance.
The girls sat in bewilderment.
Bra and Pan looked at each other before looking back at their mates.
"What the hell are they
doing?" Pan asked as she watched Trunks frolic across the beach. Bra
just gaped.
Trunks stopped dancing for a second
to begin the next verse. In his mind, the tempo kept up with his words.
"Ohh that girl so
scandalous..." Trunks said, swaying his hips while keeping his eyes locked
on Pan.
"And you know another Saiyajin
couldn't handle it..." Goten continued, also moving to the beat. Bra
continued to gape.
"See ya shakin' that thang like
who's the ish..." Trunks said, starting to twirl to the music in his
head. Pan put her hands on her hips.
"I'm not shaking
anything!" She said, matter of factly. Goten continued.
"With a look in your eye, so
devilish..." He said, smirking at Bra. Bra closed her mouth for the
first time since the two started.
"You like to dance at all the
hip hop spots..." Trunks said, starting to jump around.
"You like to cruise with the
crews, like connect the dots..." Goten said, twirling around. Bra
glared.
"I do not!" She exclaimed,
"That makes me sound like a slut!"
"Not just urban, she likes the
pop..." Trunks said, raising into the air.
"We call it soda*!"
Pan yelled.
"Cause she's livin' la vida
loca..." Goten finished, also raising into the air.
The two twirled around to their
imaginary music video as Pan and Bra gained sweatdrops off the back of their
heads. The guys soon began the next verse.
"She had dumps like a
truck..." Trunks said.
Goten, "Truck, truck..."
"What the hell are
dumps?!" Pan asked, wondering what the hell was going on.
"Thighs like what..."
Goten said.
"What, what..." Trunks
finished. Bra fumed.
"What, exactly Mr. Son Goten,
are my thighs like?" She asked, growing angry.
"Baby move your butt, butt,
butt," Goten and Trunks sang in unison, earning glares from their
girlfriends.
"We won't move anything until
you tell us what's going on!" Bra screamed.
"I think I'll sing it
again!" Trunks yelled. Goten smirked.
"Dumps like a
truck..." Goten sang, looking seductively at Bra.
"Truck, truck..." Trunks
whispered in the background.
Bra put her hands on her hips.
"Dammit, now he's saying that
dumps crap to me!" She yelped.
"Thighs like what..."
Trunks said, eyeing Pan.
"What, what..." Goten
muttered. Pan crossed her arms.
"Don't talk about my
thighs!" She yelled at her boyfriend.
"All night long..." Goten
sang, smirking.
"Let me see that thong!"
Goten and Trunks sang, prancing around the sand.
Both girls realized what they were
singing by then and turned around to look at their butts. The blushed when
they realized the two guys were actually thinking about them so
intimately. The guys didn't care and continued to dance around the sand.
The two came together in the fusion
pose before continuing.
"I like it when the beat goes
dadum dadum..." Trunks sang, starting the fusion dance.
"Baby make yo bootay go dadum
dadum..." Goten sang, doing a reflection of Trunks.
Both stopped the fusion dance.
"Girl you know you wanna
show..." Both said in unison, "That thongthongthongthongthong!"
Both girls sweatdropped as they
watched their boyfriends scurry about the sand.
In the minds of the boys, the two
were dancing around in silver jackets and walking passed Bra and Pan, who were
laying on the sand. A blacklight appeared and made the thongs of the girls
glow with fluorescent beauty, much to the delight of the two
"divas." On Bra and Pan's side, it was another story.
Bra and Pan sweatdropped more as
they watched Trunks do a couple of backflips and as Goten pranced over the
air. Goten and Trunks looked like total asses, but the girls had to admit,
it was funny.
Goten and Trunks finished up their
last chorus, and in their mind, the music built from a low hum to a higher
pitch. Out of no where, Vegeta appeared, and the sweatdrops on Bra's and
Pan's heads grew really large.
Vegeta snapped a Michael Jackson
kick, and with one hand pointing toward the sky and the other grabbing his
crotch, Vegeta threw his head back and let out a wail.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YEAAAHHAHHHHHHH!!!" (a la sisqo) Vegeta sang, drawing it out as much
as possible. Bra and Pan fell, anime style, before cracking up into fits
of laughter. Trunks continued as Vegeta turned to Goten.
"I like it when the beat goes
dadum dadum..." Trunks sang, continuing his dance. Vegeta
narrowed his eyebrows at Goten.
"Where's my five bucks that you
promised me for unleashing my musical talent, Brat?" Vegeta asked Goten,
holding his hand out. Goten quickly slapped a five dollar bill into the
hand of Vegeta before returning to his dance.
"Baby make yo bootay go dadum
dadum..." Goten sang, swirling around Bra, who still had the giggles.
"Girl you know you wanna
show..." They sang in unison, again, "That thongthongthongthongthong!"
All of a sudden, the two stopped
dancing and singing. Bra and Pan held their laughter in. The guys
looked around and started walking down the beach again. Bra turned to Pan.
"Let's never wear these
again," Bra sighed, chuckling a bit.
"You don't need to tell me
twice!" Pan laughed. The two followed their boyfriends down the
beach.
In the Capsule Corp. Beach House,
Vegeta sat in his chair, CD player headphones on his ears. Very quietly,
you could hear the beat.
"Dadum dadum... dadum
dadum..."
Vegeta just bobbed his head.