Chapter 2: Lena is kidnapped! It's an Elfy wolfy man!
Disclaimer:I don't own Magic Knight Rayearth or Slayers.I do own Lena
(NOT LINA INVERSE!That's pronounced LEENA.I don't own her!I own LENA.).
Siamona owns Mona, and Sakuramoon2000 owns "Fruk."I also don't own
Freak's Variety show, or All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl NukuNuku.


Oh my God...I was thinking. I was kinda spaced out, but then
Mona-chan whacked me upside the head...
"ITAAI!!!!!"
"Wake up!You're all...spaced out!"
And I'm like, =/. Baka...I thought.
"Mou! That really hurt!"I shouted.
"Well, MAYBE if you weren't being all spaced out
thinking of that KID then maybe I wouldn't have had to do that!"
The only reason I hang around her is cause I'm a "Magic Knight" or
somethin' like that. I guess I wasn't thinking cause right then I just
HAD to go and run off.
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"Caldina..."said the big tall guy with the long long blackish
hair. "I want you to go down and kill that girl." He said, pointing
to a picture of me in this big mirror thingy.
"As you wish." said the girl with pink hair(NOT Chibi-usa...)
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"Mou, Mona-chan is so mean! Don't you agree?" Lena said to
her wolf. It suddenly got hit with a lightning bolt.
"IYAAA!!!Daijoubu?" she ran over to the wolf.
The wolf then died.
;.;"What the fruk?It's not even cloudy!Where'd that lightning
bolt come from?!"
Suddenly all around me, the ground got wavy and stuff!
"ACK!!!Levitation!" I shouted and flew up in the air."Mou!
What's this?!"
A tree broke and as I braced myself for the fall...It went
right through me!
"Huh?Oh!It's an illusion! Haha! Stupid trick!"Just then, a girl
appeared in front of me.
"Ayuh? Who are you? Whadya want?!"
"Is that anyway to greet such a beautiful person as me?!"
"Yep!That's how I greet everyone!"I said cheerfully.
The girls face faulted and then she waved her lil' fan thingy
and I saw Mona-chan literally being torn apart by monsters.
"MONA-CHAN!"I shrieked. I knew I wasn't good friends AT ALL
with her, but still I had to be a bit worried. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO
MONA-CHAN?!"
"It's too bad ya had to run away. You could've saved her."
"SHUT UP!!!Don't talk about that!I asked you a question!!!
Now gimme an answer or I'll blast ya!" I said powering up an attack.
She didn't say anything so I just kinda "Accidently" released
a Bram Blazer. Right before the attack hit her, she disappeared.
"Mou! Zagato's minions are cowards!" I said, but right then
was when I shouldn't have spoken, cause I was then teleported to
Zagato's castle.
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I was behind a waterfall. I don't know why, but I was behind
a waterfall."Mou. where am I?!" I said violently shaking my head back
and forth to get stuff outta my hair.
Just then, a white haired elfy dude walked up.
"You're in Zagato's castle. Zagato sent me here to make sure
that you don't escape."
"Oh just great.I'm being guarded by an ELF."
I shouldn't have spoken cause then I was blasted back into
a wall.
"Itai."I said. "Oh well!If I'm gonna be trapped here might as
well have some fun!"I said pulling out my laptop. Man, at least the
guard was a bishounen! n.n I thought happily to myself.Hey!What am I
thinking! I'm not supposed to fall in love!
I went to the website "Freak's Variety show"(That place rules!
www.annland.com/freak)and I was just kinda dying of laughter when I
decided I would blare the song "Happy Birthday to Me" from All
Purpose Cultural Cat Girl NukuNuku on full blast.
The bishounen guard sweatdropped.
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Will Lena-chan escape this strange place without driving everyone in
it insane?!Or will SanMononoke get writers block?n.n;
Find out on:
Mona-chan to the rescue!