Goku walked in the door of his house.
"Good morning Chi Chi" he said
But he wasn't in his house he was in Vegeta's.
"You stupid bastard get out!!" Vegeta yelled
"Why are you dressed up as a sailor?" Goku asked
"None of your business, now get out!" Vegeta yelled as Bulma walked downstairs.
"Goten stop kicking Trunks" she said to Goten
"But he's stupid and ugly" Goten complained
"Ok I see your point go ahead" Bulma responded
Goku then proceded to kick Vegeta.
"What are you doing Goku?" Chi Chi asked
"Vegeta is ugly so I'm kicking him" Goku responded
"Well you're not kicking him hard enough!" Chi Chi yelled and then ran over and kicked Vegeta in the nuts and then Goku left.
He flew to Master Roshi's house and walked in. Master Roshi was watching 'The Horse Whisperer' and was crying. Goku left and flew to Corin's tower.
"What's up my homie?" Goku asked Yajirobe
"Shut up Kakarotto, that is no way to talk to the Prince of the Saiyans" Yajirobe responded
"But you aren't the prince of the Saiyans, our livingroom TV is" Goku responded
"Oh yeah" Yajirobe replied and then proceded to run around in circles.
Goku then flew to Master Roshi's again and snuck up behind Master Roshi and yelled really loud causing him to have a heart attack. Then Goku finished watching the rest of the movie. Then Future Trunks arrived.
"I don't like what you did to my father" Future Trunks said
"What you mean kicking him?" Goku asked
"Yeah" Trunks responded
"Well then you can kick Gohan, he's at my house" Goku stated
"Ok thanks" Trunks said and then flew to Goku's house
"Ha Ha Ha, that fool will never figure out that it was Colonel Mustard in the tool shed with the hatchet, ha ha ha." Goku said as Trunks left
The End
