MYSTERY OF THE CREEPY TIKI PART TWO
By the king himself: Kingosak
"Okay, I'm done bandaging it now."
"It's about time,"said the weary driver. "The only reason
that I did this was because you threatened to castrate me if
I didn't."
"And I have to. But now I think that your kinda nice."
Skuller stepped out of would the car and went over to the
building. She went through the door and into the store where
she found mass destruction. She went over to fin that Muldor
had been crushed by a shelf.
"Man, what a bummer," she exclaimed. "That whole dying thing
will really wreck your day. guess Ill just have to solve
this one on my own."
She walked further into the building still seeing nothing.
Then she saw a creepy shadow no, a creepy tiki shadow move
across the room. She slowly drew her gun.
"La Creepa Tika! Wait a minute, I dont even speak spanish.
What the hell is going on? I cant take much more of this
crap."
Skuller advanced with her gun held out and waited for a
chance to blast creepy tiki. She got her chance as the
monster leaped at her. She raised her gun and shot it right
between the eyes. It fell over dead.
"Guess that about wraps up that X file. Too bad about
Muldor. Guess Ill buy something nice to dedicate to him. On
second thought he doesnt deserve something nice. Guess Ill
just get him a box of cereal."
Sculler walks out of the store and into the car. One of the
policemen walks up to her.
"Hey, Sculler! what do you think is the best part of this
case?"
"Muldor dying because I get to eat his pineaple upside down
cake now."
The End
HAHAHAHAHA wasnt that a great punch line a the end? HAHAHA
pineaple upside down cake! What a dumb idea! Who would ever
think that something like that would exist? Its something
that probably wont be created until squirels fly. What? What
the hell is that? There actually IS something called
pineaple upside down cake? And squirels fly? So Im totally
wrong? Man, what a bich. Totally defeats the perpose of me
even mentioning that. Too bad. Review this story a lot and
put it on your favorites list. Im desperate (yes I DID read
the list about this and that is why I wrote this). R&R R&R
R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R k enuf.
By the king himself: Kingosak
"Okay, I'm done bandaging it now."
"It's about time,"said the weary driver. "The only reason
that I did this was because you threatened to castrate me if
I didn't."
"And I have to. But now I think that your kinda nice."
Skuller stepped out of would the car and went over to the
building. She went through the door and into the store where
she found mass destruction. She went over to fin that Muldor
had been crushed by a shelf.
"Man, what a bummer," she exclaimed. "That whole dying thing
will really wreck your day. guess Ill just have to solve
this one on my own."
She walked further into the building still seeing nothing.
Then she saw a creepy shadow no, a creepy tiki shadow move
across the room. She slowly drew her gun.
"La Creepa Tika! Wait a minute, I dont even speak spanish.
What the hell is going on? I cant take much more of this
crap."
Skuller advanced with her gun held out and waited for a
chance to blast creepy tiki. She got her chance as the
monster leaped at her. She raised her gun and shot it right
between the eyes. It fell over dead.
"Guess that about wraps up that X file. Too bad about
Muldor. Guess Ill buy something nice to dedicate to him. On
second thought he doesnt deserve something nice. Guess Ill
just get him a box of cereal."
Sculler walks out of the store and into the car. One of the
policemen walks up to her.
"Hey, Sculler! what do you think is the best part of this
case?"
"Muldor dying because I get to eat his pineaple upside down
cake now."
The End
HAHAHAHAHA wasnt that a great punch line a the end? HAHAHA
pineaple upside down cake! What a dumb idea! Who would ever
think that something like that would exist? Its something
that probably wont be created until squirels fly. What? What
the hell is that? There actually IS something called
pineaple upside down cake? And squirels fly? So Im totally
wrong? Man, what a bich. Totally defeats the perpose of me
even mentioning that. Too bad. Review this story a lot and
put it on your favorites list. Im desperate (yes I DID read
the list about this and that is why I wrote this). R&R R&R
R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R k enuf.
