Author's Note:
I DONNOT OWN ANY OF THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD BE VERY WEALTHY RIGHT NOW AND DOING SOMETHING BETTER THAN WRITING A STUPID PIC....BAH! Just forget it, you know what I mean!
OH, AND P.S., I AM A GIRL, SO NO ONE GET THE WRONG IDEA, OKAY?!
WHEN FINAL FANTASY VIII MEETS LEO (oh the horror....)
(Setting: Some place in the magical FF8 world, where they all are fighting randome monsters for no reason)
Squall: Hey, what is the point of all this?
*Everyone shruggs*
Irvine: Oh well, lets fight some more.
*and out from the bushes appears something so terrifying....so....grusome....so shreaking....so....EVIL!*
Leo: Hi guys! *waves*
All: AHHHH! *runs away*
Leo: *blink* *blink* Oooookay. Wonder what THEIR problem is?
(Back with the cast)
Rinoa: Okay, why did we just do that?
Squall: I dunno, because that was the scaryest monster I have seen so far?
Zell: Aaaaaalright.
Squall: Hey, we can't have anymore than three people in a party, Zell, you have to leave. *points*
Zell: WAAAAAAHHHHH! *runs*
Leo: *comming out from the bushes* Did someone say "PARTY"?!
All: ACK! Who ARE you?!
Leo: I am the writer of this fic.
Rinoa: Oh, so we DID have a reason to run. RUN AGAIN!
*they all do so*
(everyone now headed twards Balamb, where the entrance is)
Squall, Irvine & Rinoa: *panting*
Irvine: Is that really nessisary?
Rinoa: I dunno, writers of fanfics are usually out of line, and they are mostly really freakish when they appear in their own fics.
Squall: *rather dully* Oh no. So that would explaine why she appears out of nowhere every now and then.
Leo: *appears* That was really mean when you left. MEANIE!
Rinoa: Hey, that's MY line!
Leo: What? You only used it like-what-once or twice?
Rinoa: *thinks* I don't know! Do you think I actually COUNT what I say?!
Squall: You should....
Rinoa: *evil glare at Squall* Say anything that sides with her and I'll turn you into stone.
Selphie: Hey, you can't do that!
Squall: Hey, you are supposed to be with Zell and Quistis!
Leo: *gives Selphie an evil glare and she turns into stone* Mwahahaha!
Irvine: Oh my god! What did you do?!
Rinoa: Oh cruel fate!
*Suddenly, Steiner [FF9] appears out of nowhere*
Steiner: Where is the princess?! Princess? Princess?! PRINCESS?!?! PRIN-CE--
Leo: Hey, you aren't in my fic! I am going to work on FF9 later, now get out!
Steiner: B-B-But....where is the princess?
*everyone points to Rinoa*
All: Take her!
Steiner: *blink* *blink* Close enough. C'mon princess, off to the castle.
Rinoa: Huh? H-Hey, WAIT! STOP! PUT ME DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!
All: *snigger*
Leo: Well, two girls that I-hate-down-because-they-stole-my-favorite-and-the-cutest-guys-in-the-game.
Squall&Irvine: What do you mean?
Leo: *evil laugh*
(back in Alexandria)
Rinoa: HEY! LET ME DOWN!
Steiner: I must take you to the castle so you can be queen and stuff.
Rinoa: *stops resisting* Really? Coolies!
Leo: *comming out of nowhere* HEY! That's MY line!
Rinoa: Well it's mine now! MWAHAHAH!
Leo&Steiner: *cringes*
Leo: She's scary when she laughs like that....I'm outta here! *snaps her fingers and leaves back to Squall and Irvine*
(back with Squall and Irvine)
Squall: What are you doing here?
Leo: Because I am your fan and thus the name of fanfic and I feel like it I dunno why why don't you ask the people who made this because it surly wasn't me-
*the Shaggy song, "It Wasn't Me" comes in th backround*
Leo, Squall & Irvine: *blink* *blink* ....that was spontaineous....
(Alexandria....again)
Steiner: I shall take you to Her Majesty.
Rinoa: Why?
Steiner: Because Leo is making me.
Rinoa: Dammit! Why can't I ever escape the wrath of Leo?!
Leo's Voice: YOU-CAN-NEVER-ESCAPE-THE-WRATH-OF-LEO!
Rinoa: NORG? Is that you?
NORG: DAMMIT-YOU-CAUGHT-ME-AGAIN!
Rinoa: I thought we killed you?
NORG: OH-YEAH! *falls over and dies, then a group of randome men some in with a forklift and takes the fat bastard out of the fic*
Rinoa&Steiner: *blink* *blink* Ummmm....
Brahn: Ohh daughter!!!
Rinoa: Yes mo-OH MY GAWD!
*horrid screams that goes all around Alexadria*
(Squall, Irvine and Leo Again)
*hearing Rinoa's screams*
Squall: Oh no! Rinoa's in trouble!
Irvine: Mmk. You go save her.
Squall: Well, aren't you coming with me?
Irvine: I think I'll stay here a while with Leo.
Leo: YAY!
Squall: Leo! *shakes her by the shoulders* What did you do to him?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Irvine: Well, just to let you know that we always send you after Rinoa whenever she is in trouble. So....you just go save her, Mr. Hero man.
Leo: Sure. Go get 'em tiger.
Squall: YEAH! *runs aimlessly, then comes back to Balamb* Uhhh, how do I get there, exactly?
*Leo and Irvine smake their foreheads in exaustion*
If I get POSSIVIVE reviews, then I guess I'll make a second chapter. Just tell me and get it ovr with.... *runs away and-hopefully-never to be seen from again. For a while at least.*
I DONNOT OWN ANY OF THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD BE VERY WEALTHY RIGHT NOW AND DOING SOMETHING BETTER THAN WRITING A STUPID PIC....BAH! Just forget it, you know what I mean!
OH, AND P.S., I AM A GIRL, SO NO ONE GET THE WRONG IDEA, OKAY?!
WHEN FINAL FANTASY VIII MEETS LEO (oh the horror....)
(Setting: Some place in the magical FF8 world, where they all are fighting randome monsters for no reason)
Squall: Hey, what is the point of all this?
*Everyone shruggs*
Irvine: Oh well, lets fight some more.
*and out from the bushes appears something so terrifying....so....grusome....so shreaking....so....EVIL!*
Leo: Hi guys! *waves*
All: AHHHH! *runs away*
Leo: *blink* *blink* Oooookay. Wonder what THEIR problem is?
(Back with the cast)
Rinoa: Okay, why did we just do that?
Squall: I dunno, because that was the scaryest monster I have seen so far?
Zell: Aaaaaalright.
Squall: Hey, we can't have anymore than three people in a party, Zell, you have to leave. *points*
Zell: WAAAAAAHHHHH! *runs*
Leo: *comming out from the bushes* Did someone say "PARTY"?!
All: ACK! Who ARE you?!
Leo: I am the writer of this fic.
Rinoa: Oh, so we DID have a reason to run. RUN AGAIN!
*they all do so*
(everyone now headed twards Balamb, where the entrance is)
Squall, Irvine & Rinoa: *panting*
Irvine: Is that really nessisary?
Rinoa: I dunno, writers of fanfics are usually out of line, and they are mostly really freakish when they appear in their own fics.
Squall: *rather dully* Oh no. So that would explaine why she appears out of nowhere every now and then.
Leo: *appears* That was really mean when you left. MEANIE!
Rinoa: Hey, that's MY line!
Leo: What? You only used it like-what-once or twice?
Rinoa: *thinks* I don't know! Do you think I actually COUNT what I say?!
Squall: You should....
Rinoa: *evil glare at Squall* Say anything that sides with her and I'll turn you into stone.
Selphie: Hey, you can't do that!
Squall: Hey, you are supposed to be with Zell and Quistis!
Leo: *gives Selphie an evil glare and she turns into stone* Mwahahaha!
Irvine: Oh my god! What did you do?!
Rinoa: Oh cruel fate!
*Suddenly, Steiner [FF9] appears out of nowhere*
Steiner: Where is the princess?! Princess? Princess?! PRINCESS?!?! PRIN-CE--
Leo: Hey, you aren't in my fic! I am going to work on FF9 later, now get out!
Steiner: B-B-But....where is the princess?
*everyone points to Rinoa*
All: Take her!
Steiner: *blink* *blink* Close enough. C'mon princess, off to the castle.
Rinoa: Huh? H-Hey, WAIT! STOP! PUT ME DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN!
All: *snigger*
Leo: Well, two girls that I-hate-down-because-they-stole-my-favorite-and-the-cutest-guys-in-the-game.
Squall&Irvine: What do you mean?
Leo: *evil laugh*
(back in Alexandria)
Rinoa: HEY! LET ME DOWN!
Steiner: I must take you to the castle so you can be queen and stuff.
Rinoa: *stops resisting* Really? Coolies!
Leo: *comming out of nowhere* HEY! That's MY line!
Rinoa: Well it's mine now! MWAHAHAH!
Leo&Steiner: *cringes*
Leo: She's scary when she laughs like that....I'm outta here! *snaps her fingers and leaves back to Squall and Irvine*
(back with Squall and Irvine)
Squall: What are you doing here?
Leo: Because I am your fan and thus the name of fanfic and I feel like it I dunno why why don't you ask the people who made this because it surly wasn't me-
*the Shaggy song, "It Wasn't Me" comes in th backround*
Leo, Squall & Irvine: *blink* *blink* ....that was spontaineous....
(Alexandria....again)
Steiner: I shall take you to Her Majesty.
Rinoa: Why?
Steiner: Because Leo is making me.
Rinoa: Dammit! Why can't I ever escape the wrath of Leo?!
Leo's Voice: YOU-CAN-NEVER-ESCAPE-THE-WRATH-OF-LEO!
Rinoa: NORG? Is that you?
NORG: DAMMIT-YOU-CAUGHT-ME-AGAIN!
Rinoa: I thought we killed you?
NORG: OH-YEAH! *falls over and dies, then a group of randome men some in with a forklift and takes the fat bastard out of the fic*
Rinoa&Steiner: *blink* *blink* Ummmm....
Brahn: Ohh daughter!!!
Rinoa: Yes mo-OH MY GAWD!
*horrid screams that goes all around Alexadria*
(Squall, Irvine and Leo Again)
*hearing Rinoa's screams*
Squall: Oh no! Rinoa's in trouble!
Irvine: Mmk. You go save her.
Squall: Well, aren't you coming with me?
Irvine: I think I'll stay here a while with Leo.
Leo: YAY!
Squall: Leo! *shakes her by the shoulders* What did you do to him?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Irvine: Well, just to let you know that we always send you after Rinoa whenever she is in trouble. So....you just go save her, Mr. Hero man.
Leo: Sure. Go get 'em tiger.
Squall: YEAH! *runs aimlessly, then comes back to Balamb* Uhhh, how do I get there, exactly?
*Leo and Irvine smake their foreheads in exaustion*
If I get POSSIVIVE reviews, then I guess I'll make a second chapter. Just tell me and get it ovr with.... *runs away and-hopefully-never to be seen from again. For a while at least.*
