Author's Note:
I DONNOT OWN ANY OF THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD BE VERY WEALTHY RIGHT NOW AND DOING SOMETHING BETTER THAN WRITING A STUPID FIC....BAH! Just forget it, you know what I mean!
OH, AND P.S., I AM A GIRL, SO NO ONE GET THE WRONG IDEA, OKAY?! Also, just to add, even though I don't have very many reviews, I decided to make another one because....let's face it-I've got nothing else BUT time. *lol*
Previously, on "When FF8 Meets Leo" (the horror continues)
Leo: Hi guys! *waves*
All: AHHHH! *runs away*
Leo: *blink* *blink* Oooookay. Wonder what THEIR problem is?
-FLASH-
Leo: *coming out from the bushes* Did someone say "PARTY"?!
All: ACK! Who ARE you?!
Leo: I am the writer of this fic.
Rinoa: Oh, so we DID have a reason to run. RUN AGAIN!
-FLASH-
Leo: *gives Selphie an evil glare and she turns into stone* Mwahahaha!
Irvine: Oh my god! What did you do?!
Rinoa: Oh cruel fate!
-FLASH-
Leo: Well, two girls that I-hate-down-because-they-stole-my-favorite-and-the-cutest-guys-in-the-game.
Squall&Irvine: What do you mean?
Leo: *evil laugh*
-FLASH-
*hearing Rinoa's screams*
Squall: Oh no! Rinoa's in trouble!
Irvine: Mmk. You go save her.
Squall: Well, aren't you coming with me?
Irvine: I think I'll stay here a while with Leo.
Leo: YAY!
Squall: Leo! *shakes her by the shoulders* What did you do to him?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Irvine: Well, just to let you know that we always send you after Rinoa whenever she is in trouble. So....you just go save her, Mr. Hero man.
Leo: Sure. Go get 'em tiger.
Squall: YEAH! *runs aimlessly, then comes back to Balamb* Uhh, how do I get there, exactly?
(Now, back to "When FF8 Meets Leo"....the horror continues....)
Squall: Leo, I need your help!
Leo: Oh, which is a change! You didn't even emit that you need help when you were in the game, but in that case....
*conjures up a lay-down chair, Leo puts on glasses, faces Squall the opposite from her while she sits down in a chair with her arms crossed and a notepad in her hand*
Leo: So, tell me about your troubles, Squall? Did you have any....childhood problems from the past? Anything?
Irvine: ....what the hell?!
Squall: *in tears* U-Um, there was this one time....when....
Leo: Uh-huh?
Irvine: Oh gimme a BREAK!
Squall: *bursting out crying* Well, everyone always expects me to be this 'great leader' and all....but....WHY CAN'T YOU DAMN PEOPLE DO THOSE THINGS YOURSELVES?!
Irvine: Squall?
Leo: Yes, that's it, Squall, just let it all out.
Irvine: Come on! You're not even a real psychiatrist!
Squall: *sniff*
Leo: *throws off her glasses and breaks them on the ground* Well, fine then. And you were one of my favorite characters too.... *walks off, disappearing in the entrance of Balamb*
Irvine: Well, Squall, you need to go save Rinoa.
Squall: Well, Leo was the only person who could take me to them, since they are in a whole different Final Fantasy than the one we are in, and Leo is the writer, so she was the only one who could do it. But you scared her off.
Irvine: *running out after Leo* HEY! COME BACK!
Leo: *appearing behind Leo by fanfic magic* You rang?
Irvine: Yes. Can you take us to where Rinoa is at?
Leo: *blink* And I should do so WHY?
Squall: Because you love us?
Leo: Well, that too. But then you would go after Rinoa and all. What is in it for me?
Irvine: Ummm....that's a toughie. You can do anything you want, can't you? Why do you need to have us repay you back?
Leo: *shrugs* Because then it wouldn't be any fun.
Squall: Well, you could go out with Irvine, since Selphie is dead.
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO!
Leo: Deal!
*she snaps her fingers, and Irvine and Squall end up in the magical FF9 world, where they are now looking around like a couple of idiots*
Squall: Dude, this is messed up, man!
Irvine: Hey, there is only the two of us! We need three people!
Squall: *blink* *blink* Why?
Irvine: Because I like the number three?
*just then, Quistis and Zell show up*
Zell: I'll go with you!
Irvine: Hey, I thought Leo only brought US here?
Squall: Oh well, who cares.
Quistis: What am I doing here?
*everyone ignores the stupid blonde*
Zell: Let me come let me come let me come let me come--
Squall: OKAY, YOU CAN COME WITH US!
Leo: *appears out of nowhere....again* Hey, you can't have three guys in one party. It goes against the rules.
*Squall, Irvine, Zell and Quistis stare*
Quistis: What rules?
Leo: *eyes shift, and then she conjures up a book that says "The Book of Rules for Dummies"* Ummm....it says here. If there is a three people party, then there has to be either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy.
Zell: What kind of a f***ed up rule is that?!
*little did they know WHO the book was written by....*
Leo: *eyes shift as she twiddles with her fingers*
Squall: *snatching the book, then reading some of it's contents* Rule number one million gil: Leo is the ruler of all....wha....? What the hell is this? Rule number one million and thirty-five gil: Never hurt the cute guys!
Irvine: Well, then Quistis gets to come.
Leo: No way! Quistis is an idiot!
Quistis: Duh....what was tha' again?
Squall: OHMIGAWD! Se removed Quistis's brain!
Irvine: Oh cruel fate!
**Note: Yes, I DO know I used that term last chapter, that just makes me more of an idiot since I couldn't think of anything else to put**
*Quistis straddles off back into the FF8 world*
Zell: So now what do we do?!
Leo: *long pause* Well, we COULD always try me, Squall, and Irvine, and then you can either go back to your own world, or you just get to wander alone? You have to three to react. Onetwothree. You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye. *she waves her hand and a giant twister comes by, picking up Zell and taking him away somewhere near Cleyra*
Cleyrian1: Hey, look! It's Zell from the Final Fantasy before us!
Cleyrian2: Coolies!
Leo: *appearing* Hey! That's MY freaking line! *zaps them and goes back to Irvine and Squall*
Leo: So it looks like you guys and me are teamin' up together! *very big grin*
Irvine&Squall: *in dull tones* Oh the horror....
To Be Continued....
~What will happen next? Will Irvine and Squall make it before Leo drives them insane? Will they ever save Rinoa? Will Leo ever restore Quistis and bring Zell back to the beautiful FF8 world? Will I be flamed for bashing Quistis and Zell? Stay tuned to find out. *grin*
I DONNOT OWN ANY OF THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD BE VERY WEALTHY RIGHT NOW AND DOING SOMETHING BETTER THAN WRITING A STUPID FIC....BAH! Just forget it, you know what I mean!
OH, AND P.S., I AM A GIRL, SO NO ONE GET THE WRONG IDEA, OKAY?! Also, just to add, even though I don't have very many reviews, I decided to make another one because....let's face it-I've got nothing else BUT time. *lol*
Previously, on "When FF8 Meets Leo" (the horror continues)
Leo: Hi guys! *waves*
All: AHHHH! *runs away*
Leo: *blink* *blink* Oooookay. Wonder what THEIR problem is?
-FLASH-
Leo: *coming out from the bushes* Did someone say "PARTY"?!
All: ACK! Who ARE you?!
Leo: I am the writer of this fic.
Rinoa: Oh, so we DID have a reason to run. RUN AGAIN!
-FLASH-
Leo: *gives Selphie an evil glare and she turns into stone* Mwahahaha!
Irvine: Oh my god! What did you do?!
Rinoa: Oh cruel fate!
-FLASH-
Leo: Well, two girls that I-hate-down-because-they-stole-my-favorite-and-the-cutest-guys-in-the-game.
Squall&Irvine: What do you mean?
Leo: *evil laugh*
-FLASH-
*hearing Rinoa's screams*
Squall: Oh no! Rinoa's in trouble!
Irvine: Mmk. You go save her.
Squall: Well, aren't you coming with me?
Irvine: I think I'll stay here a while with Leo.
Leo: YAY!
Squall: Leo! *shakes her by the shoulders* What did you do to him?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!
Irvine: Well, just to let you know that we always send you after Rinoa whenever she is in trouble. So....you just go save her, Mr. Hero man.
Leo: Sure. Go get 'em tiger.
Squall: YEAH! *runs aimlessly, then comes back to Balamb* Uhh, how do I get there, exactly?
(Now, back to "When FF8 Meets Leo"....the horror continues....)
Squall: Leo, I need your help!
Leo: Oh, which is a change! You didn't even emit that you need help when you were in the game, but in that case....
*conjures up a lay-down chair, Leo puts on glasses, faces Squall the opposite from her while she sits down in a chair with her arms crossed and a notepad in her hand*
Leo: So, tell me about your troubles, Squall? Did you have any....childhood problems from the past? Anything?
Irvine: ....what the hell?!
Squall: *in tears* U-Um, there was this one time....when....
Leo: Uh-huh?
Irvine: Oh gimme a BREAK!
Squall: *bursting out crying* Well, everyone always expects me to be this 'great leader' and all....but....WHY CAN'T YOU DAMN PEOPLE DO THOSE THINGS YOURSELVES?!
Irvine: Squall?
Leo: Yes, that's it, Squall, just let it all out.
Irvine: Come on! You're not even a real psychiatrist!
Squall: *sniff*
Leo: *throws off her glasses and breaks them on the ground* Well, fine then. And you were one of my favorite characters too.... *walks off, disappearing in the entrance of Balamb*
Irvine: Well, Squall, you need to go save Rinoa.
Squall: Well, Leo was the only person who could take me to them, since they are in a whole different Final Fantasy than the one we are in, and Leo is the writer, so she was the only one who could do it. But you scared her off.
Irvine: *running out after Leo* HEY! COME BACK!
Leo: *appearing behind Leo by fanfic magic* You rang?
Irvine: Yes. Can you take us to where Rinoa is at?
Leo: *blink* And I should do so WHY?
Squall: Because you love us?
Leo: Well, that too. But then you would go after Rinoa and all. What is in it for me?
Irvine: Ummm....that's a toughie. You can do anything you want, can't you? Why do you need to have us repay you back?
Leo: *shrugs* Because then it wouldn't be any fun.
Squall: Well, you could go out with Irvine, since Selphie is dead.
Irvine: NOOOOOOOO!
Leo: Deal!
*she snaps her fingers, and Irvine and Squall end up in the magical FF9 world, where they are now looking around like a couple of idiots*
Squall: Dude, this is messed up, man!
Irvine: Hey, there is only the two of us! We need three people!
Squall: *blink* *blink* Why?
Irvine: Because I like the number three?
*just then, Quistis and Zell show up*
Zell: I'll go with you!
Irvine: Hey, I thought Leo only brought US here?
Squall: Oh well, who cares.
Quistis: What am I doing here?
*everyone ignores the stupid blonde*
Zell: Let me come let me come let me come let me come--
Squall: OKAY, YOU CAN COME WITH US!
Leo: *appears out of nowhere....again* Hey, you can't have three guys in one party. It goes against the rules.
*Squall, Irvine, Zell and Quistis stare*
Quistis: What rules?
Leo: *eyes shift, and then she conjures up a book that says "The Book of Rules for Dummies"* Ummm....it says here. If there is a three people party, then there has to be either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy.
Zell: What kind of a f***ed up rule is that?!
*little did they know WHO the book was written by....*
Leo: *eyes shift as she twiddles with her fingers*
Squall: *snatching the book, then reading some of it's contents* Rule number one million gil: Leo is the ruler of all....wha....? What the hell is this? Rule number one million and thirty-five gil: Never hurt the cute guys!
Irvine: Well, then Quistis gets to come.
Leo: No way! Quistis is an idiot!
Quistis: Duh....what was tha' again?
Squall: OHMIGAWD! Se removed Quistis's brain!
Irvine: Oh cruel fate!
**Note: Yes, I DO know I used that term last chapter, that just makes me more of an idiot since I couldn't think of anything else to put**
*Quistis straddles off back into the FF8 world*
Zell: So now what do we do?!
Leo: *long pause* Well, we COULD always try me, Squall, and Irvine, and then you can either go back to your own world, or you just get to wander alone? You have to three to react. Onetwothree. You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye. *she waves her hand and a giant twister comes by, picking up Zell and taking him away somewhere near Cleyra*
Cleyrian1: Hey, look! It's Zell from the Final Fantasy before us!
Cleyrian2: Coolies!
Leo: *appearing* Hey! That's MY freaking line! *zaps them and goes back to Irvine and Squall*
Leo: So it looks like you guys and me are teamin' up together! *very big grin*
Irvine&Squall: *in dull tones* Oh the horror....
To Be Continued....
~What will happen next? Will Irvine and Squall make it before Leo drives them insane? Will they ever save Rinoa? Will Leo ever restore Quistis and bring Zell back to the beautiful FF8 world? Will I be flamed for bashing Quistis and Zell? Stay tuned to find out. *grin*
