Author's Note:
I DONNOT OWN ANY OF THE FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS, BUT IF I DID, I WOULD
BE VERY WEALTHY RIGHT NOW AND DOING SOMETHING BETTER THAN WRITING A
STUPID FIC....BAH! Just forget it, you know what I mean!
OH, AND P.S., I AM A GIRL, SO NO ONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA, OKAY?!

~While in the background~
*Leo picks up a piece of paper she found from her reviews list, from a
guy called "Alex and Dave"*
"Listen up, there's this class you're required to take in school. Its
called "English." Have you taken that course? If you have, it really
doesn't show. Not only are there grammatical errors, but the story
itself is confusing and barely humorous. No offense, but you write like
a 10 year old..."
*she looks up, her eyes watery*
Leo: Hey, this hurts, man! You have allot-and I DO mean ALLOT-of nerve
to actually say NO OFFENCE because it does offend me, alright?!
I only STARTED making these fics, so you dun
have to burn me so much. Oh, and here is a mental note, if your gonna
be such a bastard to me, then you are dissing the wrong person. One
more and you'll be sorry. NO ONE compares me to a freaking ten year
old, alright?! Well, since MOST people liked them, because fan fiction
isn't ALL about grammar, and I have seen worse, I'll have the show
to go on. *wipes tears from her eyes* I won't take any crap from anyone
so dun worry. Oh, and since I had to add this little note, I'll just
skip the pesky "PREVIOUSLY ON...." yeah, you get what I mean.
Oh, and
I am sorry for the little typo of this: "Leo: *appearing behind Leo by
fanfic magic* You rang?"
Just a simple typo.
And also this: the rules "One million gil" is supposed to be like that
just to show some more idiocy. Dun ask.

(Now, back to "When FF8 Meets Leo"....the horror never ends....)

Squall: So, what are we going to do?
Irvine: Walk around aimlessly until Leo tells us?
Leo: There is no need for that.
Squall: Now what?

*Suddenly, out of nowhere, Zidane appears, jumping around like an idiot
while turning around*
Zidane: Where's Dagger?
*Leo, Squall, and Irvine blink*
Zidane: Hey, what's your guy's problem?! Oh well. *walks away*
*but then right after he walks away, Quina waddles passed them, the
three eye the stupid, asexual, hideous, monstrosity as it walks by, and
then go on about their own business*

Leo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway-whatever just happened here-what I was
saying was that there was no need to wander around. I'll just zap you
guys there since I am the writer who has the powerful powers.
Irvine: Okay, who says this is getting boring?

(Back where Rinoa is at)
Brahn: DAU-hey, you aren't my daughter! Steiner, you moron, you got the
wrong princess, she is that helpless little priss from Final Fantasy 8.
Can't you do anything right?
Rinoa: Priss?
Steiner: I-I'm sorry, I'll go and get the right one.
Rinoa: Priss?!
Brahn: Never mind, you'll only mess things up again
Rinoa: PRISS?! THAT'S IT! ANGELLO, WISHING STAR!
*right then, her dog Angelo runs from out of nowhere, and starts
bashing Queen Brahn and Steiner over and over, only they did knock down
Steiner, but every attack would bounce off the Queen*
Brahn: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Rinoa: Hey that's no fair!
Steiner: *twitching* Oh cruel fate....
Brahn: You can't hurt me!
Rinoa: Why?
Brahn: *stops laughing* Because?
*but right when Angelo sees Brahn's full, ugly, face, he freaks out
and runs away*
Rinoa: Hey! That's no fair!

(Now we go back to our mindless "heroes")
*Angelo runs towards Squall, hiding behind him, whimpering*
Leo: What was that, boy? You say Rinoa is stuck down a well?
Irvine: No, he says he won the lottery!
Squall: No, your both wrong, he says that Leo's one friend came back
from her long trip from Porto Rico even though she was trying to get
away from her all this time from this annoying insane freak!
Leo: Really? Then I gotta go! *snaps her fingers and disappears*
Irvine: Squall, was that really true?
Squall: Nope.
Irvine: Ummm, was that really necessary?
Squall: Yup.
Irvine: NO IT WASN'T! SHE'LL FIND OUT AND THEN WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE
BECAUSE THIS IS HER FIC! OH CRUEL FATE!
Leo: *appearing* Hey, she wasn't there. Oh well, I guess I can come
back to my lovable characters from my fic.
Squall&Irvine: ....
Leo: What?
Squall: NO YOU IDIOT-
Irvine: *rushing to cover Squall's mouth* Hey, he was just kidding. You
shouldn't listening to him anymore, you see, Squall here is sterol, and
he just gets cranky every now and then.
Leo: *blink* *blink* Ohhh, so THAT explaines why he is always so much
like a bastard all the time to the other characters! *laughs* It makes
perfect sense!
Squall: I'm sterol? *raises his hands in the air in victory* OH YES! MY
PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED!

Irvine: *whisper* How should I know?
Squall: *whisper* You mean I'm not?
Irvine: *whisper* I don't know, don't ask me.

Squall: *whimpers*
Leo: *hands on her hips* What are you guys doing?

Angelo: Oh, come on people! Drop the act and let's get a move on! Hey,
I know where Rinoa is at!

Leo, Squall & Irvine: *confused* Huh? Did you just hear something? Guess
not. Must be the wind.

Angelo: DAMMIT! *packs up some clothes in a suite case, then walks
out the door, which just happens to appear out of thin air by some
fanfic magic* I'm outta here, I've had it up to here with not being
an actual character. *cries as he walks out the door, then the door
disappears and everyone-too oblivious to notice-just continues to
talk about conversations of nothings*

Squall: So let us go and....save Rinoa?
Irvine: I knew it was coming. Leo?
Leo: Alright, whatever. *snaps her fingers and they appear in front of
Alexandria* That's just about as much as I am going to do for you.
Squall: Like you even did much-
Leo: That's it! *trips Squall*
Irvine: Hey that was rather low, don't you think?
Leo: Yeah, but he was so low he is kissing the dirt now.
Squall: If anyone you should do this to, do it to Alex and Dave, the
thing you got the note from. I didn't do anything THAT mean to you!
Leo: You know, you have a point. But I won't worry about it right now,
since I am kind of working on a fic, WHICH YOU ARE MESSING UP BY
MENTIONING THIS!
Squall: *meekly* Okay.
Irvine: So, go forth and kill the evilness that has your girlfriend, commander.
Squall: Don't even START calling me that.


To Be Continued....

Will Squall ever find a way to save Rinoa, or will be hang out with this loser for the rest of his life?

Leo: *coming in* That's it! You are REALLY bothering me! GET OUT OF MY FIC, I NEVER EVEN ASKED YOU TO COME IN!

But....

Leo: NO buts. Just GET OUT!

Tch. Fine. I'll just pack my bags like Angelo and scat.

Leo: Good for you. *looks to the readers* And if I find ONE MORE review which insults my grammar, then I'll just add ya to my fics for everyone to see, and trust me, then you'll be sorry. There are allot of people here who have bad grammar, and I just happened to have been working on that fic while at midnight, I was tired, and at the brink of falling asleep. There are still some people out there with a sense of humor, and if you don't find my fics funny, then get one. Thank you.

*FF8 cast applauding*

Quistis: Nicely said.

Leo: Hey, your brain is supposed to be fried.

Zell: And since it is a Friday, your's is supposed to be too.

Leo: And YOU are supposed to be in Cleyra!

Selphie: Have a heart! I know, how about a song?

All but Selphie: NO!

Leo: And you are supposed to be stone. *gives Selphie the death glare, and she turns to stone*

Squall: Great. SELPHIE IS GONE! YAAAY!

*everyone whoops and cheers*

Leo: And Quistis, your brain is fried.

Quistis: Duh....wha is I ta do? 1 + 1 = 1,000,000,000 gil and mesa besa gilionare! *waddles off*

Leo: And Zell, I'm sorry-

Zell: NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! OH CRULE FATE- *is zapped to Cleyra, only to get prodded by all the rat-people*

Rinoa: ....

Leo: And last and least, you go to Brahn.

Rinoa: NOOOOOO- *gets zapped to the Queen*

Irvine: Hey, so now what?

Leo: I am going to end the chapter until I figure out what else to do.

Narrator: And then they all save Rinoa, Leo learns her evil ways, turning Quistis back to her normal form, but Squall realizes that he doesn't need Rinoa, so he dumps her for Leo, and since Selphie is stone, Irvine has no choice-by the order of the Narrator and Writer-but to also go with Leo. Thus, them living happily ever after.

Irvine&Squall: NOOOOOO!

Leo: Hehe, I like this Narrator. But the fic isn't supposed to be over yet.

Narrator: It isn't?

Leo: Nope.

Narrator: Damn. Oh well. And I was hoping for a major part.

Squall: Well, a narrator is good.

Leo: HEY! Save this 'til the end chapter, this has become too long!

Narrator: Okay! Can I end this?

Leo: No, just say the cue.

Narrator: But, it was already said.

Irvine: Then say it again, and....SPARE ME!

Narrator: Okay. *clears throat*

To be Continued.....