Ok this is an idea my friend, Levada, and I had the other day when we were trying to go to sleep

Ok this is an idea my friend, Levada, and I had the other day when we were trying to go to sleep. It has a little shounin-ai at the end, but unfortunately nothing dirty.

I am also still working on my first big story...this is my first story ever, finished posted or anything.

Oh I dont own anything...unless you count the clothes I'm wearing...but, I dont know some might not.

This goes to the beat of the Bum Bum song.

Duo casually walks into the living room and looks around. Seeing Heero staning in a corner Duo walks over to him and starts to sing.

My bum is on the Heero

My bum is on the Heero

It's so much fun

To have my bum upon the Heero

The gun is in my bum

The gun is in my bum

It's not so much

To have the gun inside my bum

I'm running with my bum

I'm running with my bum

Heeros gotta gun

And he's gunning for my bum

My bum is on the bang

My bum is on the bang

Trowa went ....

because my bum is on the bang

My bum is on the teapot

My bum is on the teapot

Quatre went zero

Because my bum was on his teapot

My bum is on the sword

My bum is on the sword

Wufei got a nosebleed

Because my bum is on the sword

My bum is on Nataku

My bum is on Nataku

Wufei burst a vein

Because my bum is on Nataku

My bum is on the roses

My bum is on the roses

Trieze licked his lips

Because my bum is on the roses

My bum is on the mask

My bum is on the mask

Zechs didn't ask

Why my bum is on the mask

My bum is on Relena

My bum is on Relena

Heero caught up to me

While my bum was on Relena

My bum is back on Heero

My bum is back on Heero

Heero shot Relena

For trying to touch my bum

"Duo!" Heero's voice shocked Duo out of his song.

"Oh, hi Heero." Duo smiled widely at him.

"Why are you rubbing your butt on everthing?"

Duo's smile disappeared. "Well it REALLY REALLY itches." He whined.

"Oh well, remember it was YOU who jumped ME in that poison ivy patch."

"I was horny.....and as I recall you had no objections."

By then everyone who had had Duo's bum on them had caught up to them. "You mean you two had sex in a poison ivy patch?!?" Quatre asked. Heero and Duo shook their heads.

Looking around at all the shocked faces Trowa had to ask. "Don't you know what poison ivy looks like?" From Heero's downcast expression, and Duo's look of confusion was enough of an answer.

A chorus of thuds could be heard as all the pilots, except, Heero, Duo, and Trowa, face-faulted.

Shaking his head Trowa picked up Quatre and took him in the house. Wufei regained composure and left followed closely by Trieze and Zechs.

Heero and Duo looked at the retreating backs, then back at eachother. Smiling Duo jumped on Heero knocking them both to the ground.

END.....