Hey
everyone! I didn't originally plan on a Pilar chapter, but since so many people
asked for it I decided to give it a whirl, hope it turned out okay :) Also,
while reading Pilar and Eve's dialogue, imagine Rosie Perez or Lida and Melina
on "Mad TV."
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"Next are Pilar
Lopez-Fitzgerald and Eve Russell!" the host announced.
"PILAR and
EVE?!?!" Ivy asked incredulously.
"Hey, y'all,"
Pilar said. Both she and Eve were dressed in Britney Spears-like clothing.
"That's right, we here
to, um, to sing karaoke, right?" Eve said. "Okay, and, um, we wanna
thank Rebecca Hotchkiss for these outfits, even though she is a skanky
slut."
"Eve! You are not
supposed to call Rebecca a slut! Because then she'll be like, 'Oh my God, they
like sluts too!' and then we'll never be popular again!" Pilar exclaimed.
"Sorry," Eve
said. "So, like, do you tell them what we singin'?"
"No, bitch, you tell
them," Pilar said.
"Pilaaaaaarr, I don't
wanna!" Eve argued.
"All right!"
Pilar yelled. "Okay, we gonna sing Baby One More Time by Britney Spears.
We hope you enjoy."
"This is so not
her," Ivy said in disbelief. "She must have smoken something before
she got here."
Oh baby,baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause i need to know now, oh because
"Pilar and Eve...in Britney Spears clothes...singing Britney
Spears..." Ivy couldn't breathe she was laughing so hard.
"You okay?" Sam
asked as she collapsed against him, giggling and laughing.
"Am I fine?" Ivy
asked. "I've never been better."
Oh baby, baby
The reason i breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that i wouldn't do
Thats not the way i planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause i ned to know now oh because
My loneliness is killing
me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you i lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Ivy took out a camara and
began taking pictures. "What are you doing?" Sam asked.
"If they ever piss me
off, they'll regret it," Ivy replied and gave him a mysterious grin.
"You're bad," Sam
stated and shook his head.
"I know," Ivy
said and giggled.
Oh baby, baby how was I
supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess , that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
My loneliness is killing
me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you i lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
"Okay, um, so that's
all," Pilar said. "Thank you all so very much, especially that guy
over there in the back, the one that made me forget all about Martin."
"Yah, and I want to
thank Julian Crane for giving me some naughty nookie back some 20 years ago,
man you really opened my eyes if you know what I mean," Eve said and gave
the audience a sexy smile.
"Eve! Oh my God, you
and Julian did it?" Pilar said. "Girl, you go!"
"EVE!!! GET THE HELL
OFF OF THAT STAGE!!!" TC's angry voice came from the audience.
"Oh no Eve, you in big
trouble now," Pilar said worriedly.
"No really! Come on
Pilar, run!" They ran as fast as their stiletto knee-high boots would take
them out of the bar and into the street.
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