Hey everyone

Hey everyone! I didn't originally plan on a Pilar chapter, but since so many people asked for it I decided to give it a whirl, hope it turned out okay :) Also, while reading Pilar and Eve's dialogue, imagine Rosie Perez or Lida and Melina on "Mad TV."

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"Next are Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald and Eve Russell!" the host announced.

"PILAR and EVE?!?!" Ivy asked incredulously.

"Hey, y'all," Pilar said. Both she and Eve were dressed in Britney Spears-like clothing.

"That's right, we here to, um, to sing karaoke, right?" Eve said. "Okay, and, um, we wanna thank Rebecca Hotchkiss for these outfits, even though she is a skanky slut."

"Eve! You are not supposed to call Rebecca a slut! Because then she'll be like, 'Oh my God, they like sluts too!' and then we'll never be popular again!" Pilar exclaimed.

"Sorry," Eve said. "So, like, do you tell them what we singin'?"

"No, bitch, you tell them," Pilar said.

"Pilaaaaaarr, I don't wanna!" Eve argued.

"All right!" Pilar yelled. "Okay, we gonna sing Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. We hope you enjoy."

"This is so not her," Ivy said in disbelief. "She must have smoken something before she got here."

Oh baby,baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause i need to know now, oh because


"Pilar and Eve...in Britney Spears clothes...singing Britney Spears..." Ivy couldn't breathe she was laughing so hard.

"You okay?" Sam asked as she collapsed against him, giggling and laughing.

"Am I fine?" Ivy asked. "I've never been better."

Oh baby, baby
The reason i breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that i wouldn't do
Thats not the way i planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby cause i ned to know now oh because

My loneliness is killing me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you i lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Ivy took out a camara and began taking pictures. "What are you doing?" Sam asked.

"If they ever piss me off, they'll regret it," Ivy replied and gave him a mysterious grin.

"You're bad," Sam stated and shook his head.

"I know," Ivy said and giggled.

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess , that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

My loneliness is killing me (and i)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you i lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

"Okay, um, so that's all," Pilar said. "Thank you all so very much, especially that guy over there in the back, the one that made me forget all about Martin."

"Yah, and I want to thank Julian Crane for giving me some naughty nookie back some 20 years ago, man you really opened my eyes if you know what I mean," Eve said and gave the audience a sexy smile.

"Eve! Oh my God, you and Julian did it?" Pilar said. "Girl, you go!"

"EVE!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF THAT STAGE!!!" TC's angry voice came from the audience.

"Oh no Eve, you in big trouble now," Pilar said worriedly.

"No really! Come on Pilar, run!" They ran as fast as their stiletto knee-high boots would take them out of the bar and into the street.

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