Max was just getting ready to leave Crash when her pager went off. She looked down. "Well, at least he lasted a few hours..."
"What's up boo?" Original Cindy asked.
"Logan's watching Cassi...or at least, he's trying to. I'd better head over there."
"Mmhmm...the Wheeled Wonder and Super Girl. There's a duo Original Cindy would like to see."
"Super Girl?" Sketchy asked.
"Stop droolin' stud muffin." Original Cindy said, rolling her eyes. "She's Allan's daughter, she's seven, and she could probably still drop your sorry self like yesterday's leftovers."
Sketchy cocked an eyebrow. "Allan's got a daughter? His wife is pretty hot. Does she look like her? Maybe in a few years..."
Max was over the table at him before he could finish. She grabbed him by the collar and leaned in close to his face. "Don't even think about it. You ever go near that girl, I'll be all over you like white on rice."
Original Cindy slapped his face. "It won't be the way you dream about at night, neither. Didn't you learn nothin' from the time Allan gave you a beatin'?"
Sketchy mumbled something about them not being able to take a joke and went to the bar.
As soon as he left, Original Cindy and Max looked and each other and burst into a fit of laughter. "Did...you...see...his...face..." Max gasped, trying to control the laughter.
"Yeah. He didn't know whether to pee his pants or praise the Lord that you were that close."
"Ok." Max said, wiping a tear from her eye. It felt good to laugh. "I'd better go rescue Logan."
"What's up boo?" Original Cindy asked.
"Logan's watching Cassi...or at least, he's trying to. I'd better head over there."
"Mmhmm...the Wheeled Wonder and Super Girl. There's a duo Original Cindy would like to see."
"Super Girl?" Sketchy asked.
"Stop droolin' stud muffin." Original Cindy said, rolling her eyes. "She's Allan's daughter, she's seven, and she could probably still drop your sorry self like yesterday's leftovers."
Sketchy cocked an eyebrow. "Allan's got a daughter? His wife is pretty hot. Does she look like her? Maybe in a few years..."
Max was over the table at him before he could finish. She grabbed him by the collar and leaned in close to his face. "Don't even think about it. You ever go near that girl, I'll be all over you like white on rice."
Original Cindy slapped his face. "It won't be the way you dream about at night, neither. Didn't you learn nothin' from the time Allan gave you a beatin'?"
Sketchy mumbled something about them not being able to take a joke and went to the bar.
As soon as he left, Original Cindy and Max looked and each other and burst into a fit of laughter. "Did...you...see...his...face..." Max gasped, trying to control the laughter.
"Yeah. He didn't know whether to pee his pants or praise the Lord that you were that close."
"Ok." Max said, wiping a tear from her eye. It felt good to laugh. "I'd better go rescue Logan."
