Chapter 2: The call of fate
Conker was sat up in the throne as usual, drinking milk. "Not a day goes by where I don't regret the day I had too much…" Mourned Conker, swirling his milk and watching it spin, it had been exactly one year since his bad fur day, and he could still hear the bullets fly from that weasel's machine gun. "I swear Weasel! Next time I see you it will be your last day on earth!" Conker really meant this, as he had the finest weasel soldiers after him.
Conker calmed down, he looked around, and all of his so called friends had left, except for Rodent, he really thought Rodent was an idiot. "Why cant he get sent to a war somewhere… maybe that would get him away from me" Conker smirked, he laughed at the idea of Rodent being locked up in a prison.
"Sire, the phone." Said the tall weasel interrupting Conker's daydream "who is it?" Asked Conker with a sigh, he'd been getting to many phone calls recently, he was thought of as a great king, since all squirrels tended to be of a lighter nature then the other kings. "Sire its from the grey squirrels military, they want to talk to you and Rodent." Conker's eyes widened. "Oh no! Last time I went there I almost died!" Conker went into a flashback of his encounter with the experiment, one of his most ruthless opponents ever, he could clearly remember the sinister laughter erupting from her mouth as she hit the button. "But sire, there not interested in sending you to a war, they said something about a medal." Conker laughed "Oh… Well is that so!" Replied Conker happily, as he jumped off his chair, "yup, it's about time I got a medal for saving the world…" Rodent interrupted, "But Conker there's no money involved, but I guess that's not important to you anymore" Conker Agreed as he hastily picked up the phone, "hello?" He asked, "hi there conker! We would like to congratulate you on your new position as king of all the land and… err what was I gonna say… Oh **** that Shit!" Conker nodded his head impatiently "yeah yeah, get to the point!"
"Oh yeah, get down to the base now! We've got a present for you and your partner, Rodent!" Conker called for Rodent "hey Rodent! Let's go down to the military base now! We gonna get that reward we've been waiting for!"
"Oh yeah! I've always wanted a meddle" And with that, they headed for the military base, little knowing that this would make their last adventure look easy…
Conker was sat up in the throne as usual, drinking milk. "Not a day goes by where I don't regret the day I had too much…" Mourned Conker, swirling his milk and watching it spin, it had been exactly one year since his bad fur day, and he could still hear the bullets fly from that weasel's machine gun. "I swear Weasel! Next time I see you it will be your last day on earth!" Conker really meant this, as he had the finest weasel soldiers after him.
Conker calmed down, he looked around, and all of his so called friends had left, except for Rodent, he really thought Rodent was an idiot. "Why cant he get sent to a war somewhere… maybe that would get him away from me" Conker smirked, he laughed at the idea of Rodent being locked up in a prison.
"Sire, the phone." Said the tall weasel interrupting Conker's daydream "who is it?" Asked Conker with a sigh, he'd been getting to many phone calls recently, he was thought of as a great king, since all squirrels tended to be of a lighter nature then the other kings. "Sire its from the grey squirrels military, they want to talk to you and Rodent." Conker's eyes widened. "Oh no! Last time I went there I almost died!" Conker went into a flashback of his encounter with the experiment, one of his most ruthless opponents ever, he could clearly remember the sinister laughter erupting from her mouth as she hit the button. "But sire, there not interested in sending you to a war, they said something about a medal." Conker laughed "Oh… Well is that so!" Replied Conker happily, as he jumped off his chair, "yup, it's about time I got a medal for saving the world…" Rodent interrupted, "But Conker there's no money involved, but I guess that's not important to you anymore" Conker Agreed as he hastily picked up the phone, "hello?" He asked, "hi there conker! We would like to congratulate you on your new position as king of all the land and… err what was I gonna say… Oh **** that Shit!" Conker nodded his head impatiently "yeah yeah, get to the point!"
"Oh yeah, get down to the base now! We've got a present for you and your partner, Rodent!" Conker called for Rodent "hey Rodent! Let's go down to the military base now! We gonna get that reward we've been waiting for!"
"Oh yeah! I've always wanted a meddle" And with that, they headed for the military base, little knowing that this would make their last adventure look easy…
