Chapter 3:I'TS WAR! (Again)
Conker and rodent arrived at the base, they could see that it was much bigger then the last time they saw it. The two cannons on either side had doubled and there were a vast amount of turrets and missile launchers surrounding the perimeter of the base. There was also many doorways leading into bunkers.
"Hey Conker! There they are!" Said Rodent pointing to the sergeant and his troops, "Well what are we waiting for?" Let's go!" Rodent ran up into the line and Conker joined him. "All of the squirrels that are here have demonstrated extreme bravery and skill, and two have evan took on a whole army!" Conker and Rodent concluded that that was them. One at a time, the squirrels stepped up to receive their prize, Eventually it was Conker's turn. "As the only red squirrel to fight and and survive this war, it is an honour to grant you the use of this medal." Conker pinned himself with it. As soon as he pinned it down, a deafening blast was heard from one of the bunkers. "What the **** was that!?" Yelled the sergeant.
Conker and rodent were sent down to the bunker to find out what had happened, when they approached the source of the blast, they found several Tediz wreaking havoc with the squirrel soldiers. "What are we gonna do Conker? Were not equipped!" Warned Rodent. "That problem is already solved!" Replied Conker grabbing a pair of uzis from a dead soldier's grasp. Conker and Rodent ran down the corridors blasting any Tediz they saw (of course Rodent was not equipped, but he was the shield) Eventually all the tediz were destroyed. "Ha! That was pathetic! That should teach them not to mess with this squirrel!" Conker put his guns away.
"I guess that was the Tediz last assault!" Announced one of the squirrel soldiers. "They really shouldn't have bothered!" Replied the other "Hey Conker, Rodent, it looks like you'll be getting some more medals!" Laughed a third, but that piece was short lived, as before they finished, many more, bigger explosions hit the base, "Its coming form underneath the base! That's how there getting in! We gotta clear 'em out!" Conker and Rodent headed off to the nearest blast, there, no less then twenty Tediz lined up were hitting off more soldiers with their assault riffles, and stabbing them with the bayonets. "I'll kill you, you mother ****ers!" Screamed a soldier as he ran in, firing away. The Tediz easily dispatched of him. "There is the squirrels we're after, we must destroy them!" As one of the Tediz said that, the other immediately interrupted, "No! We must capture the one called Rodent and kill the rest!" And with that an argument started, should they kill all squirrel life, or capture rodent before-hand and learn how to make a copy of it to aid them in their mission, needless to say, Conker wasn't going to find out what would happen and started firing at them. They dint realise what happened until they were dead. "That's those guys sorted out" declared Conker triumphantly. "Now it's time to report back!" They ran down the base, blasting another Tediz in the head.
The sergeant was extremely worried when Conker and Rodent arrived, "whats up?" Asked Conker, "Those bastards have taken over the base, their gonna kill each and every one of those fine young men until they find you guys!" Rodent stepped up, to ask a question, "W… Why do want me as well as Conker?"
"Well their first priority is to get your suit, and punish you, but that doesn't matter, we gotta kill them, even if we do accept their orders, they'll kill us anyways and…" But before he could finish, Conker interrupted, "but why are we letting them push us around? They must be small in their numbers after the last defeat!" The sergeant sighed and shook his head, "that's what they would like you to think! Those ****ing bastards have 10 more Islands scattered around. Each one is just as big as the one you cleared out!" Rodent stepped up again, "But that wont be a problem for Conker, will it?" Conker's eyes grew, "WHAT!?" Conker gasped in disbelief, Rodent thought that that last assault on the Tedizs was easy?
"Okay, what do you want us to do?" Sighed Conker, to this the sergeant nodded and replied "your fine young men, to accept this mission!" The sergeant pulled out a blue print and laid it on a table, "here is a map of the base! As you can see, there are no less then four separate bunkers situated around the base, you have to clear them all out! You have cleared one out already, that leaves three…" Just as he said that he was interrupted by a team of squirrels running out of the second bunker and one threw a grenade in, the grenade exploded, and green stuffing poured out of the concealed door. "Right now where were, oh yeah! You have cleared one out already, that leaves two."
The sergeant removed the blueprint and continued, "Then I want you to locate the nearest hole used by those bastards and get through, to the base they came out of! Then you will have to destroy the base, be warned however, there may be some small differences in the bases, such as a different priority, so weaknesses you may find in one base, may be strengths of the next!" The sergeant pulled out a map, there were 11 islands marked in red, surrounding a base marked in blue. "As you can see, we are the blue, they are the red, we are heavily out numbered, After clearing out one island, you must press a button on this tracer and we will come for you!" The sergeant stopped to hand out a tracer to Conker and Rodent, "then you will be transported to the next island and must clear it out, then press the button on this tracer and… **** that shit! Just clear out the ten islands and report back!"
Conker suddenly remembered something on his bad fur day, "hey even the professor said that I cleared out all the tediz, how is there more?"
"Oh yeah, that's the next mission, there's a factory that mass produces more of those bastards when they are low in number, form the pictures we seen by a spy, we have noticed it is heavily guarded. Any attempt to destroy this first would attract the attention of all 10 islands, ruining the chance of a surprise attack. It seams that the islands only have communication with this factory and nothing else, I guess they think we will be attacking the factory first. Also the location is a mystery to this day, as the spy was killed before he got a chance to relay the co ordinants to us. Okay men get those bastards outta our base!
Conker and rodent arrived at the base, they could see that it was much bigger then the last time they saw it. The two cannons on either side had doubled and there were a vast amount of turrets and missile launchers surrounding the perimeter of the base. There was also many doorways leading into bunkers.
"Hey Conker! There they are!" Said Rodent pointing to the sergeant and his troops, "Well what are we waiting for?" Let's go!" Rodent ran up into the line and Conker joined him. "All of the squirrels that are here have demonstrated extreme bravery and skill, and two have evan took on a whole army!" Conker and Rodent concluded that that was them. One at a time, the squirrels stepped up to receive their prize, Eventually it was Conker's turn. "As the only red squirrel to fight and and survive this war, it is an honour to grant you the use of this medal." Conker pinned himself with it. As soon as he pinned it down, a deafening blast was heard from one of the bunkers. "What the **** was that!?" Yelled the sergeant.
Conker and rodent were sent down to the bunker to find out what had happened, when they approached the source of the blast, they found several Tediz wreaking havoc with the squirrel soldiers. "What are we gonna do Conker? Were not equipped!" Warned Rodent. "That problem is already solved!" Replied Conker grabbing a pair of uzis from a dead soldier's grasp. Conker and Rodent ran down the corridors blasting any Tediz they saw (of course Rodent was not equipped, but he was the shield) Eventually all the tediz were destroyed. "Ha! That was pathetic! That should teach them not to mess with this squirrel!" Conker put his guns away.
"I guess that was the Tediz last assault!" Announced one of the squirrel soldiers. "They really shouldn't have bothered!" Replied the other "Hey Conker, Rodent, it looks like you'll be getting some more medals!" Laughed a third, but that piece was short lived, as before they finished, many more, bigger explosions hit the base, "Its coming form underneath the base! That's how there getting in! We gotta clear 'em out!" Conker and Rodent headed off to the nearest blast, there, no less then twenty Tediz lined up were hitting off more soldiers with their assault riffles, and stabbing them with the bayonets. "I'll kill you, you mother ****ers!" Screamed a soldier as he ran in, firing away. The Tediz easily dispatched of him. "There is the squirrels we're after, we must destroy them!" As one of the Tediz said that, the other immediately interrupted, "No! We must capture the one called Rodent and kill the rest!" And with that an argument started, should they kill all squirrel life, or capture rodent before-hand and learn how to make a copy of it to aid them in their mission, needless to say, Conker wasn't going to find out what would happen and started firing at them. They dint realise what happened until they were dead. "That's those guys sorted out" declared Conker triumphantly. "Now it's time to report back!" They ran down the base, blasting another Tediz in the head.
The sergeant was extremely worried when Conker and Rodent arrived, "whats up?" Asked Conker, "Those bastards have taken over the base, their gonna kill each and every one of those fine young men until they find you guys!" Rodent stepped up, to ask a question, "W… Why do want me as well as Conker?"
"Well their first priority is to get your suit, and punish you, but that doesn't matter, we gotta kill them, even if we do accept their orders, they'll kill us anyways and…" But before he could finish, Conker interrupted, "but why are we letting them push us around? They must be small in their numbers after the last defeat!" The sergeant sighed and shook his head, "that's what they would like you to think! Those ****ing bastards have 10 more Islands scattered around. Each one is just as big as the one you cleared out!" Rodent stepped up again, "But that wont be a problem for Conker, will it?" Conker's eyes grew, "WHAT!?" Conker gasped in disbelief, Rodent thought that that last assault on the Tedizs was easy?
"Okay, what do you want us to do?" Sighed Conker, to this the sergeant nodded and replied "your fine young men, to accept this mission!" The sergeant pulled out a blue print and laid it on a table, "here is a map of the base! As you can see, there are no less then four separate bunkers situated around the base, you have to clear them all out! You have cleared one out already, that leaves three…" Just as he said that he was interrupted by a team of squirrels running out of the second bunker and one threw a grenade in, the grenade exploded, and green stuffing poured out of the concealed door. "Right now where were, oh yeah! You have cleared one out already, that leaves two."
The sergeant removed the blueprint and continued, "Then I want you to locate the nearest hole used by those bastards and get through, to the base they came out of! Then you will have to destroy the base, be warned however, there may be some small differences in the bases, such as a different priority, so weaknesses you may find in one base, may be strengths of the next!" The sergeant pulled out a map, there were 11 islands marked in red, surrounding a base marked in blue. "As you can see, we are the blue, they are the red, we are heavily out numbered, After clearing out one island, you must press a button on this tracer and we will come for you!" The sergeant stopped to hand out a tracer to Conker and Rodent, "then you will be transported to the next island and must clear it out, then press the button on this tracer and… **** that shit! Just clear out the ten islands and report back!"
Conker suddenly remembered something on his bad fur day, "hey even the professor said that I cleared out all the tediz, how is there more?"
"Oh yeah, that's the next mission, there's a factory that mass produces more of those bastards when they are low in number, form the pictures we seen by a spy, we have noticed it is heavily guarded. Any attempt to destroy this first would attract the attention of all 10 islands, ruining the chance of a surprise attack. It seams that the islands only have communication with this factory and nothing else, I guess they think we will be attacking the factory first. Also the location is a mystery to this day, as the spy was killed before he got a chance to relay the co ordinants to us. Okay men get those bastards outta our base!
