This is the second chapter of the Streidand invasion. Also do note that swearing is involved and so is the content so please do not read if your offended by these things…
The Streidand invasion
Chapter 2
It has happened… The world is going to be destroyed… If we do not get rid of the world of this evil thing were all doomed…KICKASS
That day Cartman and all the other kids were waiting at the bus… "hey kids get on the god damn bus!" So they as normal got on the bus and went to school.
"Well class today were all going to learn about…" Just then Mr. Garrison saw a bag of cheesy poofs lying on the ground. "Hmm something to eat… I haven't had any breakfast…" So he picked the bag and gobbled them all down. And he exploded.
"Holy shit dude Mr. Garrison is gone…" Said Kyle
"Kick ass! Now that he's gone there's no school." Said Cartman
"Mhmhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!" Said Kenny
So all the kids ran out of the classroom and went home… But the whole town was covered in cheese
"Oh my god dude the town's gone." Said Kyle as he stood there in disbelief.
"Yeah…" said Cartman
"Children I want you to do something for me." Said a man who had just appeared.
"AHHHHH!" said Kenny
"SHIT it's a orange monster! Shoot it Shoot it!" Said the man and he pulled out a shotgun and pumped Kenny full of lead.
"Mhhmhmhmhmhm!" said Kenny
"Shit NOOOO oh well he re-spawns every episode anyway…"
Then Kenny fell to the ground and had died. The rats then came in and gobbled up his corpse.
"Now as I was saying. I want you children to get me a Britney Spears CD."
Then Ike pulled out a CD and gave it to the man. The man pulled out a CD player and put the CD in. After about ten minutes of him listening to it, he said
"Well now I can beat this evil monster."
All the children jumped for joy as the man grew about 20,000 feet tall. He walked away and found Barbara and ate her. Then he shriveled up and died, but not before he said
"Though I die… la resistance… lives… on…" and died.
"Well what the fuck are we gonna do now?" asked Cartman
"Mushdislfer" answered Ike
Then Cartman broke out into song.
"WEELLLLLLLL!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Kyle
"WEEELLLLL Barbara Striesand a big fat bitch she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she big fat bitch and has stupid hair she's a big big big big big big bitch. BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG SHE'S A STUPID BITCH BARBARA STRIESANDS A BITCH AND SHE SUCH A DIRTY BITCH! I really mean it! Barbara Striesand's she's a big fat FUCKIN BIIIITTTTTTCCCHHH! Cha."
The end
