Chapter 5: Not so simple
Conker went into the nearest bunker, and stopped for a check up, "okay guys, the next mission will be pretty simple," Rodent walked up to Conker, "How about we get equipped before we head off?" Rodent was right, Conker's uzis had just ran out, he decided to agree with Rodent and get some guns. The group waited for what seemed hours for Conker to come; finally he came, dragging a box on a cart, "Ugh, this is heavy!" He grunted as he pulled the cart over to the soldiers. "Right, now dig in!" Most of the soldiers choose the uzis or sniper rifle, but couples choose the katana or flame-thrower for good close combat. Conker picked himself a katana and a pair of Uzis, and Rodent picked the good old magnum.
"Right soldiers! Let's rumble!" They marched down the bunker, and before he knew it, Conker had unintentionally become the new captain. While marching they saw the ground shake slightly, "w…What's that Conker?" Just as Rodent managed to release that sentence, the ground below them was destroyed; a Tank was all that replaced it. The Tank had a huge drill in the centre and a small turret on top. It attempted to crush Rodent into the wall (as they were now realising he couldn't be destroyed by gunfire or explosives), but just before it hit, a soldier jumped in of Rodent. What followed almost made Rodent vomit, the drill pierced through the soldier's skin, and rotated thorough, tearing through more of his torso as he was driven further up the drill. Eventually, he was forced into a small part behind the drill clogging it up, the Tediz were needless to say, mighty pissed. "Right that's it, those bastards are going to get it!" the captain growled "Yes it's about time we got serious!" The other said, only to be slapped by the captain, "Are you stupid, that was our best attack, And now our drills been clogged up! Were gonna have to run them over!" So the tan burst back into life. The squirrels did the only sane thing, run. "Conker, wait!" Yelled Rodent "What are we gonna do?" Conker thought about this and gave a simple reply, "RUN!" But poor Rodent was getting out of breath, and the tank was catching up, "He he! Squirrel pancake coming up" Laughed the Tediz. But they were in for a shock, as they realised that suit really was indestructible, "**** it lets just go for the others." So Rodent was forgotten and the tank came after Conker, rapidly firing shells at him, "Quick Conker" Yelled one of the soldiers, running for the hole where the tank came from run! Conker saw all the others (except Rodent) jump into the hole. Conker and Rodent realise they would have to fight it, so Conker got the uzis and started to fire at the tracks of the Tank. Rodent joined in with the Magnum, eventually the tracks were destroyed, and the tank was halted. "Oh ****" Groaned the Captain, "Hurry and repair it!" The other Tediz did just that. "Repairing…0%" Conker and Rodent were shocked, "Let's run for it!" Conker cried as turned and legged it. The tank repaired itself and didn't give up chase. Rodent started running for his dear life and jumped down the hole, Conker was quick to jump in, since he valued his life. However his jump was too late and found himself tripping over an upturned piece of flooring, and crashing on the floor. Conker struggled up and Ran for his dear life, but the Tank, came crashing down, and had Conker in it's target. The others found another tank, next to two Tediz, and were quick to eliminate them, the Tank was bigger then the chasing one, and had a mini gun on the top, which had the user outside the actual tank on a chair. Rodent just made it to a tank. "Conker, quick!" Yelled Rodent as he hopped into the tank. Slow-motion_scene Conker ran faster then he did in his life and jumped for the tank he fell perfectly into the entrance. /slow-motion_scene A squirrel jumped into minigun chair, and unleashed the whole round onto the tank, which slowed down and exploded, while Conker and co., rove off, through the tunnel.
Conker went into the nearest bunker, and stopped for a check up, "okay guys, the next mission will be pretty simple," Rodent walked up to Conker, "How about we get equipped before we head off?" Rodent was right, Conker's uzis had just ran out, he decided to agree with Rodent and get some guns. The group waited for what seemed hours for Conker to come; finally he came, dragging a box on a cart, "Ugh, this is heavy!" He grunted as he pulled the cart over to the soldiers. "Right, now dig in!" Most of the soldiers choose the uzis or sniper rifle, but couples choose the katana or flame-thrower for good close combat. Conker picked himself a katana and a pair of Uzis, and Rodent picked the good old magnum.
"Right soldiers! Let's rumble!" They marched down the bunker, and before he knew it, Conker had unintentionally become the new captain. While marching they saw the ground shake slightly, "w…What's that Conker?" Just as Rodent managed to release that sentence, the ground below them was destroyed; a Tank was all that replaced it. The Tank had a huge drill in the centre and a small turret on top. It attempted to crush Rodent into the wall (as they were now realising he couldn't be destroyed by gunfire or explosives), but just before it hit, a soldier jumped in of Rodent. What followed almost made Rodent vomit, the drill pierced through the soldier's skin, and rotated thorough, tearing through more of his torso as he was driven further up the drill. Eventually, he was forced into a small part behind the drill clogging it up, the Tediz were needless to say, mighty pissed. "Right that's it, those bastards are going to get it!" the captain growled "Yes it's about time we got serious!" The other said, only to be slapped by the captain, "Are you stupid, that was our best attack, And now our drills been clogged up! Were gonna have to run them over!" So the tan burst back into life. The squirrels did the only sane thing, run. "Conker, wait!" Yelled Rodent "What are we gonna do?" Conker thought about this and gave a simple reply, "RUN!" But poor Rodent was getting out of breath, and the tank was catching up, "He he! Squirrel pancake coming up" Laughed the Tediz. But they were in for a shock, as they realised that suit really was indestructible, "**** it lets just go for the others." So Rodent was forgotten and the tank came after Conker, rapidly firing shells at him, "Quick Conker" Yelled one of the soldiers, running for the hole where the tank came from run! Conker saw all the others (except Rodent) jump into the hole. Conker and Rodent realise they would have to fight it, so Conker got the uzis and started to fire at the tracks of the Tank. Rodent joined in with the Magnum, eventually the tracks were destroyed, and the tank was halted. "Oh ****" Groaned the Captain, "Hurry and repair it!" The other Tediz did just that. "Repairing…0%" Conker and Rodent were shocked, "Let's run for it!" Conker cried as turned and legged it. The tank repaired itself and didn't give up chase. Rodent started running for his dear life and jumped down the hole, Conker was quick to jump in, since he valued his life. However his jump was too late and found himself tripping over an upturned piece of flooring, and crashing on the floor. Conker struggled up and Ran for his dear life, but the Tank, came crashing down, and had Conker in it's target. The others found another tank, next to two Tediz, and were quick to eliminate them, the Tank was bigger then the chasing one, and had a mini gun on the top, which had the user outside the actual tank on a chair. Rodent just made it to a tank. "Conker, quick!" Yelled Rodent as he hopped into the tank. Slow-motion_scene Conker ran faster then he did in his life and jumped for the tank he fell perfectly into the entrance. /slow-motion_scene A squirrel jumped into minigun chair, and unleashed the whole round onto the tank, which slowed down and exploded, while Conker and co., rove off, through the tunnel.
