Chapter 6: The forever tunnel

Conker was now in control of the Tank. It was quite fast for a Tank, but that isn't saying much. They were making great time, only stopping to destroy the occasional tank on the way, but they didn't realise that the Tediz weren't to skilled in the arts of tunnel building, and we all know what will happen with a poorly constructed tunnel under the sea will do.
Anyway, the Tank was stopped in its tracks by a laser barrier, so driving through was declared out of the option. "Conker! They're going to check us!" Rodent was right; this laser barrier was constructed just for the cause that Conker and his group had. "Not to worry, I have a plan!" Rodent smiled "What a great guy…" He said quietly to himself.
Conker always seemed to come out on top of these situations, that's why Rodent admired him so much, unfortunately, Conker felt the opposite towards him, as Rodent was more of a chore then a help. But even Conker himself would admit that it was a foolish mistake not to bring Rodent on a mission, he had good advice and excelled as defence for Conker, and he knew a lot about the enemy. Overall, Conker and Rodent have saved each other's lives many a time.
The Tediz gathered up on the Tank to check it. "Please show yourselves" Demanded the officer; The hatch opened, Conker jumped out (In a leather suit of course), and grabbed his guns in mid-air. He fired in all directions, and landed on the floor (I know this is 100% BS in the game but it's my fan-fic so there). All of the Tediz checking the Tank were dead, but two more came, Conker put his guns away and withdrew his katana, leaped over them, then did a spin-slash, slicing both heads clean off. Four Tanks showed up due to all the commotion. They aimed at Conker but he somersaulted out of the line of fire. He landed on the closest Tank, and opened the hatch, The Tediz Driver came out, confused as Conker impaled his head upon the kitana, He looked at the tank, long enough for it to take aim at him. Conker jumped into the air and pulled the kitana back (complete with Tediz kebab) and swung it hard and accurate enough to get the Tediz off the sword into the tank turret, just as it fired, destroying the Tediz, and the tank Conker was on. He held the sword with both hands and held it above his head, as he was about to land he thrusted it down through the hatch, hitting the Tediz underneath. He pulled the sword through the fresh hole and jumped between the final two tanks, both aimed for him and fired, and Conker jumped at the last second, and both ended up firing each other. (There you go the biggest load of Bullshit known to man. I really wanted neo Conker to star in this story, so he went neo Conker just to even the odds. (I'm also guessing that neo Conker was really that powerful.) And for those wondering where he got that suit, he kept it since his bad fur day and slipped into it before the inspection. Oops look at the time! Back to the story).
Conker put his shades away, and returned to a very surprised gang of grey squirrels. "Whoa Conker! How'd you get so powerful!?" Asked Rodent, speaking for the group. "Yeah, we can really count on you Conker!" Cheered the squirrels. Conker took the rest of his leather gear off and went in the tank. They continued on. Suddenly, A crack on the top of the tunnel a mile or so back, turned into a very big crack, which resulted in the water on top smashing through the tunnel and giving chase.
Meanwhile, the tank was trundling along firing at Tediz along the way, going at a slow speed to enjoy the ride, unaware the dangers that were not far behind. "Hey Conker… can you here something?" Conker stopped the tank. "Oh No." Sighed Conker, and with that the tank dramatically increased in speed. The water caught up fast, and ended up submerging the tank. The water was leaking in quite fast as he water pushed them along, eventually coming to a halt "Conker… we've stopped…" Rodent splurted out, to most of the squirrels the water was neck high, but to Rodent it was way higher. "OK guys, we need to make an exit! Me and another soldier will grab Rodent! He won't make it without us!" A squirrel raised his hand. "OK the rest of you, just worry about yourselves. OK? I'm not risking my life going after you all, and you shouldn't either." Conker grabbed rodent and so did the other squirrel. He opened the hatch and they jumped out Conker and the other two were swimming along, seeing the violent deaths of his comrades. "Not again" Conker thought as he swam up the slope.Finalt He arrived in an underground Cavern, With only Conker, Rodent and the other squirrel left.