Chapter 7: Abandoned Fort.
There seemed to be no out form the cavern, the Tediz obviously came from here. But there seemed to be no possible way to get through the cavern. Conker walked up to a strange sign, "the abandoned Fort" Conker shrugged, "I guess the Tediz are dead..."
"Bloody Tediz, miserable Bastard..." Grumbled an all too familiar voice. "Is that who I think it is?" Asked Conker to himself. "Oh no it's that bloody squirrel, brought some of your squirrel friends around?" Grumbled Gregg. "Err... yeah. Anyway, do you know anything about the Tediz?" Were on an island that's supposedly populated with them. "Tediz? They're almost as bad as those bloody cats! They've just kicked me out of my vacation! Do you know how hard it is to get time off in my career!?" Conker backed off, "There up that fortress... They found this cavern under the base!" Conker nodded, "Yeah but we..." Gregg started to shout, "What more is there to know? Just take your squirrel buddies and go up the fort! Stupid pricks..." As he muttered that last sentence he walked off. "Hey! Wait a minute!" Shouted Conker angrily. "Conker, where's Rodent?" Asked the other squirrel (If he makes it trough this chapter, he's getting a name). "Oh No!" Groaned Conker. "He must have wondered off!" Conker thought about it, and eventually decided it would be for the best to forget about Rodent for now and get going. They walked up to the fort.
"Stop!" Yelled a couple of Tediz, "take aim!" The Tediz drew their weapons, "F..." Before the Tediz could finish, Conker unloaded the uzis on to him. The other Tediz were confused, "Did he say fire?" Asked one "No, F... isn't a word..." Replied the other, "maybe we should attack them?" The other one shook his head. "No, we're only allowed to fire on command." The other looked Confused, "why? Wouldn't it be easier if we could just jump out and fire?!" The argument continued for a while, but Conker and the squirrel were long gone.
They entered the fortress. It was abandoned by all except the occasional spider, and was abused by many Cobwebs. There seemed to be no Tediz population at all in the fort, just the occasional rotting corpse littered around the staircase. "I'm guessing that we want to go up here."
"Yeah pretty big!" Replied the Squirrel. Fast_forward_boring_bit Conker sat on the top of the stairs, trying to catch his breath, it had being a long, Dangerous climb. But he shortly continued. Shortly after, he got up and headed for the door.
"Conker! Help!" A zombie had leaped onto the squirrel, and started to bite him. Conker shook the zombie of his neck. They hurried to the door, and opened it. They saw the beach, but did not have time to admire, it. A missile flew into them, "Get out of the way!" Conker yelled as a missile approached them... They jumped at the last second, and the zombie was destroyed.
"What more are coming Conker!" cried the squirrel. And there were a lot more, coming from the stairs. It seemed hopeless, If they went through the door, they would be destroyed by the gunfire. If they went back, they would be eaten by the zombies. "Hey you," Conker asked the squirrel. "Throw a grenade down there... NOW!!!" The squirrel did just that and an explosion echoed through the fort. "The Forts collapsing! Get out!" Cried Conker as he ran through the door. The Tediz, seeing this assumed Conker was caught in the blast. Little knowing that he and the squirrel used the cloud of smoke that erupted from the door (Due to the explosion) as a cover.
What should I name the acorn? I'm thinking of Acorn but their maybe better Ideas...
There seemed to be no out form the cavern, the Tediz obviously came from here. But there seemed to be no possible way to get through the cavern. Conker walked up to a strange sign, "the abandoned Fort" Conker shrugged, "I guess the Tediz are dead..."
"Bloody Tediz, miserable Bastard..." Grumbled an all too familiar voice. "Is that who I think it is?" Asked Conker to himself. "Oh no it's that bloody squirrel, brought some of your squirrel friends around?" Grumbled Gregg. "Err... yeah. Anyway, do you know anything about the Tediz?" Were on an island that's supposedly populated with them. "Tediz? They're almost as bad as those bloody cats! They've just kicked me out of my vacation! Do you know how hard it is to get time off in my career!?" Conker backed off, "There up that fortress... They found this cavern under the base!" Conker nodded, "Yeah but we..." Gregg started to shout, "What more is there to know? Just take your squirrel buddies and go up the fort! Stupid pricks..." As he muttered that last sentence he walked off. "Hey! Wait a minute!" Shouted Conker angrily. "Conker, where's Rodent?" Asked the other squirrel (If he makes it trough this chapter, he's getting a name). "Oh No!" Groaned Conker. "He must have wondered off!" Conker thought about it, and eventually decided it would be for the best to forget about Rodent for now and get going. They walked up to the fort.
"Stop!" Yelled a couple of Tediz, "take aim!" The Tediz drew their weapons, "F..." Before the Tediz could finish, Conker unloaded the uzis on to him. The other Tediz were confused, "Did he say fire?" Asked one "No, F... isn't a word..." Replied the other, "maybe we should attack them?" The other one shook his head. "No, we're only allowed to fire on command." The other looked Confused, "why? Wouldn't it be easier if we could just jump out and fire?!" The argument continued for a while, but Conker and the squirrel were long gone.
They entered the fortress. It was abandoned by all except the occasional spider, and was abused by many Cobwebs. There seemed to be no Tediz population at all in the fort, just the occasional rotting corpse littered around the staircase. "I'm guessing that we want to go up here."
"Yeah pretty big!" Replied the Squirrel. Fast_forward_boring_bit Conker sat on the top of the stairs, trying to catch his breath, it had being a long, Dangerous climb. But he shortly continued. Shortly after, he got up and headed for the door.
"Conker! Help!" A zombie had leaped onto the squirrel, and started to bite him. Conker shook the zombie of his neck. They hurried to the door, and opened it. They saw the beach, but did not have time to admire, it. A missile flew into them, "Get out of the way!" Conker yelled as a missile approached them... They jumped at the last second, and the zombie was destroyed.
"What more are coming Conker!" cried the squirrel. And there were a lot more, coming from the stairs. It seemed hopeless, If they went through the door, they would be destroyed by the gunfire. If they went back, they would be eaten by the zombies. "Hey you," Conker asked the squirrel. "Throw a grenade down there... NOW!!!" The squirrel did just that and an explosion echoed through the fort. "The Forts collapsing! Get out!" Cried Conker as he ran through the door. The Tediz, seeing this assumed Conker was caught in the blast. Little knowing that he and the squirrel used the cloud of smoke that erupted from the door (Due to the explosion) as a cover.
What should I name the acorn? I'm thinking of Acorn but their maybe better Ideas...
