Disclaimer: Yes, its true that "I made this", but borrowed a few characters to do it. Mulder,Scully, and the rest of the FBI gang (as well as Mulder's sister Samantha and the Lone Gunmen) all belong to Chris Carter, Ten Thirteen, and Fox. But Samantha Ann Mulder (the daughter) Piper Charlotte Harrison, Elizabeth James and the reast of their family, as well as Ms. Andrews, belong to me.

Samantha


I had dressed, eaten breakfast, watched an hour of television, and read six chapters of Great Expectations by the time the doorbell rang at ten o'clock. I opened the door and let Agent Scully and her companions in.
Skinner was not present. But three other men were. One had long blond hair and black framed eyeglasses, another was short, stout, and the third tall and, well, handsome.
I held out my hand. "Samantha Mulder. And this is Piper Charlotte Harrison." I nudged Charlotte softly.
"Hullo." She said softly, looking curiously at the three men.
The handsome man shook my hand. "Byers. John Byers."
The other two followed his example.
Agent Scully introduced everyone. "Byers, Langly, Frohike, this is Mulder's daughter, Samantha. Samantha, these are Langly, Frohike, and Byers. They are here to show you around the city today."
"Okay. Ms. Andrews is in the next room." I turned to Byers. "What will we be amusing ourselves with today?"
"Um, do you want to take a tour of the White House? And maybe we can go to the zoo." He responded nervously.
"Zoo? Why would we go to the zoo? We had a pet tiger in England and our very own menagerie." Charlotte protested. I clamped my hand over her mouth. The men exchanged looks.
"We would love to go. May we take a tour of the White House first? I hope it will be as amusing as Buckingham Palace." I tried to make up for Charlotte's lack of manners.
" You've taken a tour of Buckingham Palace?" Langly asked politely.
"Actually, no. We attended a few banquets there and I suppose I was remembering the occasion when us children played hide-and-seek in the Royal Gardens."
The three men exchanged looks. I knew I had said too much. They would think that we were spoiled brats.
"Okay, let's go." Langly herded me and Charlotte out of the door. He paused and looked at Charlotte's white cotton dress and my white peasant style shirt and flowered skirt. "Hope you brought a change of clothes."
"Why would we need a change of clothes?" I asked.
"She might spill juice or some thing on her dress." He motioned at Charlotte.
"She hasn't spilled anything since she was a year old." I choked back a laugh. Then I suddenly remembered my computer.
"Wait! My laptop. I always carry it. Just a second." I dashed back and pulled the computer off of my bedside table.
Soon we were walking over to the White House, which is a short way from the hotel. The tour was quite dull.
When it was over, I asked the men to take a short break. "Can I check my email please? I want to see if Charlotte sent me an email. Charlotte is my best friend and I haven't seen her in three months." I tucked a loose hair behind my ear. "See, Charlotte is Princess Caroline of Monaco's daughter. That is why grandfather approved of her. She lives in France. Please?"
Langly cheered up a bit. "Sure. Computers are definitely my kind of thing."
"What do you mean?" Charlotte questioned.
"I mean that I know a lot about computers. I know more than any hacker in America. Heck, I can even hack into Madonna's email if I want to." Langly boasted.
My mouth dropped. "You can? Will you? Please? What about Nicole Kidman's? She's my favorite actress." I asked.
"Sure."
"Let's go back to the hotel and go through people's computers." Charlotte exclaimed. I agreed quickly. The men exchanged looks and agreed. We walked back in record time.
In my room we set up my computer. Then we logged onto the Internet, and Langly showed me how to put up a special sort of shield that prevents anyone from going into my files. Then he showed me how to find out people's email addresses and screen names and their passwords. We logged into Nicole Kidman's email account on Yahoo first.
I giggled as I read an old love letter to her husband. She had old emails to her kids saved too. Charlotte liked those. Then we logged on to Madonna's email and read letters she wrote to her husband and their replies.
Before the day was over we had invaded and read George Clooney, Mel Gibson, Britney Spears, Eminem, J.K Rowling, Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe, and a few other celebrities' emails. Agent Scully and Ms. Andrews walked in the room just as we were in the middle of reading a letter from Meg Ryan to Russell Crowe. We quickly logged off and shut down the computer.
Ms. Andrews went to her own room letting the six of us have some time to talk.
"So what did you five do today?" Agent Scully asked, like she was dreading the answer.
"We had a lot of fun." I answered.
She looked rather surprised. "What did you do?"
"We hacked into Madonna's computer." Charlotte answered before I could stop her.
Agent Scully's eyes widened. "You what?" Her eyes flickered to Langly. "Will you girls please go downstairs and buy us all some sodas?" She handed us a few dollars. I took them and led Charlotte to the vending machine two floors below.
We bought everyone sodas, except ourselves. Grandfather never allowed us to drink soda. So we bought bottles of mineral water instead. We took our time letting Agent Scully talk to our three nannies.
When we returned, Ms. Andrews had come back into the room and everyone was waiting for us.
"So what will happen to us? Will we stay with you Agent Scully?" I asked, not daring to hope.
She smiled at me. "Yes. You will. My apartment will be a bit cramped, but you can stay as long as you like."
I dropped the sodas and the water bottles on a nearby table and ran over to her. I embraced her. "Thank you so much." I whispered and I felt tears wet my cheeks. I tried to wipe them away on my sleeve.
When I finally let go I saw that Charlotte clung to Langly. He looked amazed at being clutched around the legs by a little girl. Charlotte let go of him and moved on to Frohike. Frohike looked just as surprised as Langly. When Charlotte moved on to Byers, he was ready for her. He pulled her up into his arms and hugged her back.
Charlotte grinned at him and turned to her audience. We were all watching her carefully. "Can they take care of us again?" She asked happily.
The room roared with laughter. Agent Scully answered through her laughter. "Yes. Yes they can."