BUBOTUBER PUS

My ole gran-she was a waitress
73 years old and still serving coffee
And the day we found the bubotuber pus
That was the day she set us free

It was in mid July, 1993
I was playing Exploding Snap
And Gramma was making tea
When suddenly we heard a *ZAP!*

I raced outside to see what was the matter
A plant was growing to the size of a tree
And the swellings on it were getting fatter
And then they burst all over me

Luckily Gran ran outside just in time
And hosed me down right when they broke
An amazing thing happened-the slime
Made my acne-the cause of many a joke
Mysteriously disappear.

So that's why bubotuber pus
Is used to rid poor kids like me
(When it's diluted and lost its lust)
Of terrible acne

DEDICATED TO NSYNCgirl FOR PUTTING UP WITH US (me in particular, I've got lotsa classes with her)

Boing Erk Slice Whack
These are the things my friends say
Boing Erk Slice Whack
This is what I live with every day

CHICKEN POEM

once i had a chicken it was eaten by a cat
and that was that

LOVE PENTAGON

Hermione, Draco, Neville, Harry and Ron
The love pentagon
One day the boys were vying for Hermi's hand
They all wanted to be her boyfriend

Draco said to Hermione, "I have wealth."
And he showed her his riches and he showed her his stealth.

Neville said to Hermione, "I think you're smart."
And he said this with his eyes and he said it with his heart.

Harry said to Hermione, "I am brave."
And he thought he was lucky not to be in his grave.

But Ron said to Hermione simply, "I love you."
And he said it in a way that she knew it was true.

So Hermione said, "While it's good to be smart, brave or have money,
I choose Ron because he loves me."


THE END

A/N sorry if some of the lines don't rhyme. THis is Freaky #4 here, Louisa. YAY!!!

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