Author's Notes: This is just a lot of spur of the moment cunfuzzling stuff

Author's Notes: This is just a lot of spur of the moment cunfuzzling stuff. Like the rhyming in paragraph five. I didn't want to make them speak in rhyme, but they just sort of... did. Kind of like the character Juba Flubb in my story Fluxplane. He wasn't supposed to be a pimp, he just came out like that! I'm finally bringing in the "geek" couple. And who will win the battle of the redheads? Stay tuned...

Chapter Five Do A Little Dance

Lulu was knocked into a wheelbarrow by her good twin. Lila then shoved it over the edge into the pond with a rather nasty splarsh. After grabbing one of the two items in the partially submerged barrow, she lay underneath the water in wait for her opponent. Carefully Lila waded into the water to check on her. Was she good and KO'd? Suddenly a figure emerged behind her! Lulu hoisted her deadly implement of destruction with her right arm and with a great SWISH! beat Lila with her pond muck covered sponge! "Ahh!" It was so ooky as to be nauseating. Lila's wooden sign was dissolved by the acidic country fluids from Lulu's weapon. So the PS118 resident grabbed the nearest item... a trowel. She stabbed as her enemy flailed with the cleaning... (Ooh-kayee, this scene has gone on long enough. Bring in the love quadrangle!) They stopped at hearing Arnie's familiar snort. "Arnie!" They both looked in the direction the sound had come from. But what they saw was the last thing they ever expected... He was with ANOTHER (another, nother another if you've been paying attention) woman. It was some girl with blonde hair, pulled back into a ponytail. "Want to go for a swim Hilda?" "That sounds wonderful Arnie." Lila blinked. Helga, Lulu, Hilda... how many girls did that guy go through? In all seriousness she turned to the whore version of her. "You, know, I'm ever-so certain I never noticed before, but Arnie's oh-so such a... player."

It was the start of a new school day, three days after Lila had left. After much arduous searching, the wheezing one and the Pataki had found Gloria. Gloria found herself trapped in the school broom closet with Brainy and Helga looming over her. "Well well well, we meet again skirt." taunted Helga. "Well technically I'm wearing a dress… as are you." Gloria helpfully pointed out. "Don't try to change the subject!" The bully (you know, very few people refer to Helga as that. Just noticing!) paced in the incredibly tight but somehow not that tight space. She glared at her victim. "The subject is why Stinky doesn't remember you!" Brainy's wheezing began to take it toll on her nerves and she back fisted him on instinct. But for some reason, the blow missed. "Well, I'll tell you," Gloria said quietly. "But only if you're willing to put it in a separate paragraph as a monolog." And with that she began…

"You remember that dream you had after hitting your head into metal pole running away from Arnold's Magic Show? Well, my presence was to show you not that you being gone was a good thing to everyone, but rather that they were glad that you had left you bully side behind, and had become "Gloria", the good Helga. I was to show you the way to self-fulfillment. But I was forced on another mission for you when you accidentally got Stinky to fall for you. So I became an actual, physical person. We did go out, until I was no longer needed. There was a girl Stinky fit much better; Lila. So all memory of me was erased so he could admire her. That was when I became a background character. There were no more missions for me after that either. The problem was that you were a well developed character in the third season, so a one dimensional person like me had no business being your personification. The society of doppelgangers decided that Hilda would work better and gave the role to her. But just before the start of this fanfic I was given a mission… to find the one unscathed, perfect couple in the Hey Arnoldverse. I can't seem to find them, because it seems Lila interfered with them in the episode Eugene, Eugene."

Brainy and Helga had no idea how to react. She had just gone completely off topic. The three stepped out of the closet the see a very depressed looking redhead (er, Lila IS a redhead… right? Right?L???). Brainy grabbed her and the four of them ended up back in the closet. "Alright country girl," began Helga, "Who's love life have you been meddling in now?" Lila moved her eyes around confusedly, utterly lost. "I'm ever so certain I don't know what you're talking about." Brainy wheezed with a severely angry look. "W Yes you do. W" Gloria put her hand on Lila's head. "Hmm... I see. So you don't have any feelings for Eugene." She was worried. "But in that case... why is Eugene and Sheena's relationship tarnished?" "ShippersW.." The three girls stared at him. "Uh...W.. the episode Eugene W Eugene... so there are Eugene and W Lila shippers..." He was happy to finally be getting some attention. All that online research sure helped! "And uh, some W people think he's, uh, gay..." "That's just sick!" all three girls said together. "He's most certainly not." added Lila. She received strange looks. "What?" Gloria dragged her by the wrist out to the playground. Eugene always came through there on his way to school. "It's time we cleared this whole thing up."

The others watched as Lila approached the Jynx. Then they did a double take. Jynx? Since when was this a Pokemon fanfic?? But it became clear that it was no Jynx, but a jinx. Gloria had instructed her on what magic words to use to end the shippers. "Eugene? I don't like you like you, I just like you." "Well that's okay, because I feel the same way Lila. But um, could you possibly help me get my head out of this bicycle rack?" "Of course!" she said cheerfully. She tugged and tugged, but he wouldn't budge. "Hmm... I'm afraid your head is oh too wide. Perhaps you should turn it on its side?" After a few minutes the bell rang and everyone went inside except for Eugene. "Lila? Lila! Wait! I'm still stuck! @#$%!"

Sid and Curly stared each other down from their desks. Rhonda had cheered up slightly, even though she didn't know why. (maybe it had something to do with the fact that Harold and Patty weren't talking, but eh, speculation) Stinky looked around him. What the heck was wrong with his classmates? Two looked murderous, one looked confused and heartbroken, another looked like she was recovering from some inexplicable depression, and yet another three were looking non-existent for some reason. Helga was deeply immersed in writing something (a battle plan to get Gloria back to her own world, in case you were wondering. NOT POETRY). Sheena was searching for something with her eyes, very alone seeming. Nadine was just sort of there, not really affecting anything. Brainy was fighting with himself mentally. Then it hit him... as Mr. Simmons began the lesson... it finally hit him. There were no extras! That must be why they were all upset! He decided to go in search of them after school. *Now who should I take with me?* he pondered. But his peers, suffering from all the afore mentioned afflictions, didn't seem in any condition to come. Then again... Lila! Lila wasn't looking angry, or depressed, or psychotic... wait a second, YES SHE DID LOOK LIKE ALL THOSE THINGS. Oh well then.

Notes: I need some help figuring out what to do with Harold. After the initial jokes and references I'm drawing a blank. (Well, that story "My Last Wish" is great example of what NOT to do with Harold.) So what do y'all think I should do? Everyone else I've got figured out but him.