The Wolf
Hey its me again! Your once faithfull writer that sticks a little too much to the way the anime goes!
This is my first Kodocha fanfic, and I'd say its funnier then 'Here on Komowari', but see for yourself^-^
I don't own Kodocha! _
There ya go.
Read on my pretties^-^
Sana comfortably rested her feet on Hayama's desk, deliberately annoying the boy. He crossed his arms, and his lips pressed into a firm line. That was the point, she thought to herself, as she observed his angered reaction and smiled.
" Get your big feet off my desk." He declared eerily quietly.
"Is that any way to speak to me? " she eyed him, wondering why her anger flared when HE was around.
'I'm never angry.' She thought to herself.
"Should you be treated any different?" he demanded.
Sana decided, 'screw this,' I'm gonna find something worthwhile to do.
She jumped off her desk, and in one quick movement, turned herself into a human cyclone and twirled around the sixth grade classroom, bumping into Tsuyosh-kun, and knocking his glasses off.
She came out of her tornado, and quickly bent down to retrieve them for him.
"Sorry Tsuyosh-kun." She smiled (^-^)
The dark haired boy blushed, and put the glasses back on.
Wow, Tsuyosh-kun must really like having people bang into him. Sana thought naïvely.
"Sana-chan are you trying out for the school play?" he asked, excitedly.
"Of course I am!" she declared, wondering if they were any point that he'd ask such a silly question.
"I act on TV, now I get to act in front of the school. Perfect deal!" she twirled, happily, as Hayama eyed her.
'Everyone has to act in that play' he thought, neurotically.
"Naru, Naru! Everything's all right, all right and happy. Is everyone ready to try out for the play? No one backs out, OK?" Principal Naru Naru exclaimed happily as he waddled around the room, reminding everyone of a duck.... Or a penguin.
Hayama anxiously came up to Principal Naru Naru and whispered, slyly in his ear.
" If you get me out of this play- try -out thing I'll introduce you to my cousin's penguin." No humor intended actually, Hayama really did think Naru Naru must belong with a penguin.
"Or a duck if that satisfies you more?" he pressed.
Naru Naru ignored this probable insult, and smiled as only Naru Naru can, lighting up the gymnasium, and patting Hayama on the head.
Well that was it for impatient Hayama. He had to get out of this try out thing or Sana would definitely make a fool of him. Or he'd end up playing a tree or something.
'I'm not standing still for an hour, with leaves growing out of my arms..' he thought.
" Hayama-san you are truly one of the strangest kids in my school. But Naru, Naru, that's all right. Now become the tree that you were destined to be in this play." Naru Naru said, still patting Hayama's head.
Hayama sulked, unnoticeably of course, and he walked away. But as he neared the line up of disgustingly hopeful children, Naru Naru waddled back over to him.
"Your cousin doesn't really have a penguin, does he?"
"I don't have a cousin."
"OK. Naru, Naru then." He smiled, and waddled away.
Hayama longed to Karate chop him, but then the other principal came in.
'Time to torture her too.' He thought, evilly.
Some kid stood on the stage auditioning for any part he could randomly get his hands on. Bottom line was, he wasn't very good.
Sana sighed. 'If only everyone could have gone to Komawari. Big bonus; I'd get to see everyone everyday!' she smiled at that, and clutched onto her
friend, Aya's hands.
"Who do you wanna be? A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker?!" Sana shouted, excitedly.
Aya laughed, softly.
"Sana, the play doesn't have any of those in it."
"Really? What's it about?" she asked, and then fell to the floor, clutching a hanker-chief that had appeared from mid-air, illustrating her next point.
"Is it a drama, where you get to put fake tears on your eyes?" Moisture gathered at her eyes, as she demonstrated this remarkable talent.
Before Aya had a chance to answer, Sana continued.
"Or is it a comedy??" She grabbed Hayama from out of no where, and began to bang him on the head with her trusty Kodocha mallet, and then began to hit herself with it. Then she went back in forth from him to her, while explaining (some- what) what she was doing.
"Like the three stooges?!" she finished by bashing Hayama on the head again.
"Where's the third one?" he muttered.
"He uh... had a meeting." She answered. Then turned to actually notice Hayama there.
" Go back to the boys group!" she cried, and pushed him back.
"Actually, Sana, its not any particular genre...." Aya started, but again was cut off.
"I know what it is! It's a horror isn't it?" Sana started to jump up and down, releasing so much of her boundless energy.
"I know what's really scary!" she exclaimed, and put an out-of-shape hockey mask to her face. "Jasooooon!"
*Babbit's first and possibly only note ^-^ * You already used this one!
"Or this!" she scratched her fingers down a chalkboard."
*Babbit * you used that one too!
"Sana...." Aya covered her ears, as did the rest of the class, who had no idea why she just did that.
Panting, (but not out of energy yet^-^) Sana got up, brushed herself off, and pretending to tremble with horror, held up a green piece of vegetable.
"This is the scariest thing in the world! Celoooorrrrriiiieeeeeee!"
*Babbit * That's it this anime's ran out of ideas!
Sana lunged at the obnoxious, white bat thing, and bashed him on the head with the green dreaded vegetable.
"Shut up! It's scary!"
Aya sweat dropped.
"Uh Sana-chan my mom does work for prevention for cruelty to animals..." she didn't finish, as Sana gave her this evil look, well holding up the Xs for eyes, Babbit.
"This is not an animal! It's a strange, talking, side-commenting freak, who ruins my funny antics!"
*Babbit * (While, slowly opening his Xs for eyes... -) I resent that...
Sana mindlessly tossed Babbit behind her shoulder, who immediately began to fly out of sight.
"Anyway.... What's the play about?" she smiled, forgetting all that had happened.
"It's little red riding hood." Aya finally was able to say.
"Ooooooh! Little red riding hood is my absolute favourite fairy tale!" she shouted, happily.
"You'd be a good Red riding hood, Sana-chan" Aya smiled. (^-^)
"You think? Then maybe I'll just have to try out for her."
"Hayama-san could be the big-bad wolf." Aya surprisingly, joked.
Sana giggled, and then burst out laughing, as the all too familiar lonesome wolf-Hayama came to her mind.
*Babbit * (agaaaiinn @-@) I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. Hehehe. I'm fine now, you see? No broken bones!
"Did you hear that?" Tsuyosh-kun asked, excitedly.
Hayama shook his head, uninterested to know anymore.
"Sana-chan's gonna play Red ridding hood!" he clasped his hands together.
"You need to get a new focus in life..." Hayama muttered, so very quietly, that even I; the author cannot figure it out @-@
"Huh?" Tsuyosh-kun of course did not hear this.
"Betsumi. (Nothing; Hayama mutters this very much in the TV show ^-^)
How do you even know she'll get the part?"
Tsuyoshi looked at him as if he had celery (oh Lord, save us all 0_o) growing out of his ears. Perhaps he did. Hayama did not know.
"Sana-chan could get any part she wanted. She could even by-pass you for a tree!"
Hayama's hand shot down on the boy in a second.
"I'm not being a tree." He mumbled.
Then the celery fell off from his ears. He looked down at it.
'Oh. I really did have celery growing from my ears..' he shrugged, unaffected by the paranormal event.
*Babbit * (face it. You're stuck with him =p) Pass the peanut butter!
The bat begins to munch the celery, while dipping it into a jar of peanut butter.
Hey its me again! Your once faithfull writer that sticks a little too much to the way the anime goes!
This is my first Kodocha fanfic, and I'd say its funnier then 'Here on Komowari', but see for yourself^-^
I don't own Kodocha! _
There ya go.
Read on my pretties^-^
Sana comfortably rested her feet on Hayama's desk, deliberately annoying the boy. He crossed his arms, and his lips pressed into a firm line. That was the point, she thought to herself, as she observed his angered reaction and smiled.
" Get your big feet off my desk." He declared eerily quietly.
"Is that any way to speak to me? " she eyed him, wondering why her anger flared when HE was around.
'I'm never angry.' She thought to herself.
"Should you be treated any different?" he demanded.
Sana decided, 'screw this,' I'm gonna find something worthwhile to do.
She jumped off her desk, and in one quick movement, turned herself into a human cyclone and twirled around the sixth grade classroom, bumping into Tsuyosh-kun, and knocking his glasses off.
She came out of her tornado, and quickly bent down to retrieve them for him.
"Sorry Tsuyosh-kun." She smiled (^-^)
The dark haired boy blushed, and put the glasses back on.
Wow, Tsuyosh-kun must really like having people bang into him. Sana thought naïvely.
"Sana-chan are you trying out for the school play?" he asked, excitedly.
"Of course I am!" she declared, wondering if they were any point that he'd ask such a silly question.
"I act on TV, now I get to act in front of the school. Perfect deal!" she twirled, happily, as Hayama eyed her.
'Everyone has to act in that play' he thought, neurotically.
"Naru, Naru! Everything's all right, all right and happy. Is everyone ready to try out for the play? No one backs out, OK?" Principal Naru Naru exclaimed happily as he waddled around the room, reminding everyone of a duck.... Or a penguin.
Hayama anxiously came up to Principal Naru Naru and whispered, slyly in his ear.
" If you get me out of this play- try -out thing I'll introduce you to my cousin's penguin." No humor intended actually, Hayama really did think Naru Naru must belong with a penguin.
"Or a duck if that satisfies you more?" he pressed.
Naru Naru ignored this probable insult, and smiled as only Naru Naru can, lighting up the gymnasium, and patting Hayama on the head.
Well that was it for impatient Hayama. He had to get out of this try out thing or Sana would definitely make a fool of him. Or he'd end up playing a tree or something.
'I'm not standing still for an hour, with leaves growing out of my arms..' he thought.
" Hayama-san you are truly one of the strangest kids in my school. But Naru, Naru, that's all right. Now become the tree that you were destined to be in this play." Naru Naru said, still patting Hayama's head.
Hayama sulked, unnoticeably of course, and he walked away. But as he neared the line up of disgustingly hopeful children, Naru Naru waddled back over to him.
"Your cousin doesn't really have a penguin, does he?"
"I don't have a cousin."
"OK. Naru, Naru then." He smiled, and waddled away.
Hayama longed to Karate chop him, but then the other principal came in.
'Time to torture her too.' He thought, evilly.
Some kid stood on the stage auditioning for any part he could randomly get his hands on. Bottom line was, he wasn't very good.
Sana sighed. 'If only everyone could have gone to Komawari. Big bonus; I'd get to see everyone everyday!' she smiled at that, and clutched onto her
friend, Aya's hands.
"Who do you wanna be? A butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker?!" Sana shouted, excitedly.
Aya laughed, softly.
"Sana, the play doesn't have any of those in it."
"Really? What's it about?" she asked, and then fell to the floor, clutching a hanker-chief that had appeared from mid-air, illustrating her next point.
"Is it a drama, where you get to put fake tears on your eyes?" Moisture gathered at her eyes, as she demonstrated this remarkable talent.
Before Aya had a chance to answer, Sana continued.
"Or is it a comedy??" She grabbed Hayama from out of no where, and began to bang him on the head with her trusty Kodocha mallet, and then began to hit herself with it. Then she went back in forth from him to her, while explaining (some- what) what she was doing.
"Like the three stooges?!" she finished by bashing Hayama on the head again.
"Where's the third one?" he muttered.
"He uh... had a meeting." She answered. Then turned to actually notice Hayama there.
" Go back to the boys group!" she cried, and pushed him back.
"Actually, Sana, its not any particular genre...." Aya started, but again was cut off.
"I know what it is! It's a horror isn't it?" Sana started to jump up and down, releasing so much of her boundless energy.
"I know what's really scary!" she exclaimed, and put an out-of-shape hockey mask to her face. "Jasooooon!"
*Babbit's first and possibly only note ^-^ * You already used this one!
"Or this!" she scratched her fingers down a chalkboard."
*Babbit * you used that one too!
"Sana...." Aya covered her ears, as did the rest of the class, who had no idea why she just did that.
Panting, (but not out of energy yet^-^) Sana got up, brushed herself off, and pretending to tremble with horror, held up a green piece of vegetable.
"This is the scariest thing in the world! Celoooorrrrriiiieeeeeee!"
*Babbit * That's it this anime's ran out of ideas!
Sana lunged at the obnoxious, white bat thing, and bashed him on the head with the green dreaded vegetable.
"Shut up! It's scary!"
Aya sweat dropped.
"Uh Sana-chan my mom does work for prevention for cruelty to animals..." she didn't finish, as Sana gave her this evil look, well holding up the Xs for eyes, Babbit.
"This is not an animal! It's a strange, talking, side-commenting freak, who ruins my funny antics!"
*Babbit * (While, slowly opening his Xs for eyes... -) I resent that...
Sana mindlessly tossed Babbit behind her shoulder, who immediately began to fly out of sight.
"Anyway.... What's the play about?" she smiled, forgetting all that had happened.
"It's little red riding hood." Aya finally was able to say.
"Ooooooh! Little red riding hood is my absolute favourite fairy tale!" she shouted, happily.
"You'd be a good Red riding hood, Sana-chan" Aya smiled. (^-^)
"You think? Then maybe I'll just have to try out for her."
"Hayama-san could be the big-bad wolf." Aya surprisingly, joked.
Sana giggled, and then burst out laughing, as the all too familiar lonesome wolf-Hayama came to her mind.
*Babbit * (agaaaiinn @-@) I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. Hehehe. I'm fine now, you see? No broken bones!
"Did you hear that?" Tsuyosh-kun asked, excitedly.
Hayama shook his head, uninterested to know anymore.
"Sana-chan's gonna play Red ridding hood!" he clasped his hands together.
"You need to get a new focus in life..." Hayama muttered, so very quietly, that even I; the author cannot figure it out @-@
"Huh?" Tsuyosh-kun of course did not hear this.
"Betsumi. (Nothing; Hayama mutters this very much in the TV show ^-^)
How do you even know she'll get the part?"
Tsuyoshi looked at him as if he had celery (oh Lord, save us all 0_o) growing out of his ears. Perhaps he did. Hayama did not know.
"Sana-chan could get any part she wanted. She could even by-pass you for a tree!"
Hayama's hand shot down on the boy in a second.
"I'm not being a tree." He mumbled.
Then the celery fell off from his ears. He looked down at it.
'Oh. I really did have celery growing from my ears..' he shrugged, unaffected by the paranormal event.
*Babbit * (face it. You're stuck with him =p) Pass the peanut butter!
The bat begins to munch the celery, while dipping it into a jar of peanut butter.
