*Babbit * That's it this anime's ran out of ideas!
Sana lunged at the obnoxious, white bat thing, and bashed him on the head with the green dreaded vegetable.
"Shut up! It's scary!"
Aya sweat dropped.
"Uh Sana-chan my mom does work for prevention for cruelty to animals..." she didn't finish, as Sana gave her this evil look, well holding up the Xs for eyes, Babbit.
"This is not an animal! It's a strange, talking, side-commenting freak, who ruins my funny antics!"
*Babbit * (While, slowly opening his Xs for eyes... -) I resent that...
Sana mindlessly tossed Babbit behind her shoulder, who immediately began to fly out of sight.
"Anyway.... What's the play about?" she smiled, forgetting all that had happened.
"It's little red riding hood." Aya finally was able to say.
"Ooooooh! Little red riding hood is my absolute favourite fairy tale!" she shouted, happily.
"You'd be a good Red riding hood, Sana-chan" Aya smiled. (^-^)
"You think? Then maybe I'll just have to try out for her."
"Hayama-san could be the big-bad wolf." Aya surprisingly, joked.
Sana giggled, and then burst out laughing, as the all too familiar lonesome wolf-Hayama came to her mind.
*Babbit * (agaaaiinn @-@) I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. Hehehe. I'm fine now, you see? No broken bones!
"Did you hear that?" Tsuyosh-kun asked, excitedly.
Hayama shook his head, uninterested to know anymore.
"Sana-chan's gonna play Red ridding hood!" he clasped his hands together.
"You need to get a new focus in life..." Hayama muttered, so very quietly, that even I; the author cannot figure it out @-@
"Huh?" Tsuyosh-kun of course did not hear this.
"Betsumi. (Nothing; Hayama mutters this very much in the TV show ^-^)
How do you even know she'll get the part?"
Tsuyoshi looked at him as if he had celery (oh Lord, save us all 0_o) growing out of his ears. Perhaps he did. Hayama did not know.
"Sana-chan could get any part she wanted. She could even by-pass you for a tree!"
Hayama's hand shot down on the boy in a second.
"I'm not being a tree." He mumbled.
Then the celery fell off from his ears. He looked down at it.
'Oh. I really did have celery growing from my ears..' he shrugged, unaffected by the paranormal event.
*Babbit * (face it. You're stuck with him =p) Pass the peanut butter!
The bat begins to munch the celery, while dipping it into a jar of peanut butter.
"Time to audition for the part of the big bad wolf." Mitsuya-sensai declared, somewhat nervously.
"I want to be the big bad wolf!" Tsuyosh-kun cried. Hayama rolled his eyes.
"So get up on the stage." He pushed his friend onto the tiny stage, and he was the first to audition.
Nervously, Tsuyoshi tugged his collar on his shirt, and stepped up to face the eager kid audience.
He could hear Sana at the back of the room shouting somewhat encouraging words to him.
He began.
"All the better to eat you with, my dear! Gurrruuurruuuurruuuruuuu!"
He growled his hardest, but the kids just started laughing at him, even Sana could be heard.
"Tsuyosh-kun's a sissy mama's boy who can't growl!"
Now most little boys of his statue would probably burst out crying right now, but not Tsuyosh-kun...
He bent down and his eyes became angry sparkling stars, and he picked up the curtain rod and began swishing it around the theater as the curtains toppled down on everybody.
So he made a huge ruckus and actually acted like a big bad wolf. Who said he wouldn't get the part?
Next came Hayama.
He HAD to audition; weather he wanted to or not.
'Who am I gonna play? The best part was taken by Tsuyoshi... maybe I should just skip school for the next week.'
"That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sana shouted over all the noise of the gymnasium. "Hayama's gotta be the wolf! He's a lonesome wolf! I made him one!" She exclaimed, then darted over to Tsuyosh-kun, and whispered under her breath to him. "I'm sorry. You're really good. You're my friend. I'm sorry."
Then she mindlessly grabbed Hayama and pointed out every detail that made him a candidate for the big bad wolf.
"He's evil like a wolf, he has teeth like a wolf." She opened up his mouth revealing slightly pointed teeth. "Aaaaaand! He's a loner like a wolf!" she finished.
"But Sana-chan, don't wolves travel in packs?" Aya asked, matter-of-factly.
"Aya-chan that can't be true, why else have I nicknamed him lonesome wolf?"
*Babbit* You Bakas! Hayama was nicknamed lonesome wolf because he used to be the leader of a group of troublesome boys. And then he turned loner. Babbit shakes his head.
"Oh come on, I knew that." Sana said, although she most certainly did not.
"Can we get on with this?" Hayama asked, impatiently. Mitsuya sensei had been patiently listening to Sana's explanation of a lonesome wolf, and had completely lost track of time.
"Oh! OK Hayama- san. Go on up and audition for us." She smiled, pushing the blonde haired boy onto the stage.
He stood there, and stared at the waiting students. Then he gave 'em one of his 'Hayama glares' and didn't stop. He just stood there staring at them. The teacher scratched her head, and continued waiting for him to do something. So that maybe he could have the opportunity for a big part. Finally Babbit flies onstage, and starts flapping his wings beside Hayama, who still doesn't turn off his eerie glare
*Babbit * Cast him as a tree!
Hayama then karate chopped the bat.
*Babbit * this isn't my day.
"Well obviously you're not gonna do anything... so I'll just have to cast you as a tree." Mitsuya sensei sighed.
Hayama shrugged. His worst nightmare had come true, but did he care? No.
*Babbit * (while getting up again) I told ya!
Hayama stuffed a pile of prop leaves in Babbit's mouth, shutting him up.
"Alright, Sana it's your turn." Mitsuya sensei said, glad to be rid of the scary faced Hayama.
Sana marched confidently onto the stage, her arms sailing along with her feet. She gave the audience a big smile, and began her audition.
"Oh grandmother what big eyes you have" she then proceeded to wait for whoever would play the big bad wolf to answer. When this was done she continued.
"Oh grandmother what a big nose you have." Again she waited for the wolf to answer.
Then she continued. "Oh grandmother what big teeth you have!" Then she ran off the stage as if the wolf were chasing her.
With their jaws hanging open at Sana's magnificent performance, the teachers checked off her name on the list of the students in their class beside Red riding hood.
"Woohoo!" Sana cried, jumping off the stage and running over to her group of friends.
"You're just perfect for the part!" Tsuyosh-kun smiled.(^-^)
"Thanks Tsuyosh-kun." Sana smiled back. "I'm gonna have to practice being scared of you from now on huh?"
Tsuyosh-kun smiled, and rubbed the back of his head.
" You don't hafta..." he was cut off.
"It's the wolf!" Sana shouted, and whipped out her Kodocha mallet and bashed him on the head, then hastily ran away.
Hayama joined the group, then aimlessly looked away, and muttered. "She really is an idiot" (=p)
"Sana! Sana! Owwwww owwww Sana!" Tsuyosh-kun cried, running out of the gym.
"Ahhhh it's the wolf! The wolf!" She shouted again.
"OK Sana that's enough. Leave Tsuyosh-kun alone, come on this is dumb, Saaanaaa!" Aya cried, running after them.
Hayama again came up to the now fast disappearing group of children, and turned to the camera (imagine this is a REAL Kodocha ep.) and shrugged.
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
So he ran after the group of kids heading for home. Babbit followed.
"DobeDobeDowa!" Sana sat on her couch, munching on pocky and telling her mom about her big day, while her mom drove around in her incredibly cute 'lil car, racing around corners like mad to escape the suggested wrath of 'Mr. Editor'
"Please Kurata san! Come back!" He could be heard shouting as he helplessly chased the crazy haired young woman down the very long hall that was Sana's house.
Rei-kun was trying to vacuum at the same time, so as you can imagine the Kurata household was a very loud atmosphere.
Sana lunged at the obnoxious, white bat thing, and bashed him on the head with the green dreaded vegetable.
"Shut up! It's scary!"
Aya sweat dropped.
"Uh Sana-chan my mom does work for prevention for cruelty to animals..." she didn't finish, as Sana gave her this evil look, well holding up the Xs for eyes, Babbit.
"This is not an animal! It's a strange, talking, side-commenting freak, who ruins my funny antics!"
*Babbit * (While, slowly opening his Xs for eyes... -) I resent that...
Sana mindlessly tossed Babbit behind her shoulder, who immediately began to fly out of sight.
"Anyway.... What's the play about?" she smiled, forgetting all that had happened.
"It's little red riding hood." Aya finally was able to say.
"Ooooooh! Little red riding hood is my absolute favourite fairy tale!" she shouted, happily.
"You'd be a good Red riding hood, Sana-chan" Aya smiled. (^-^)
"You think? Then maybe I'll just have to try out for her."
"Hayama-san could be the big-bad wolf." Aya surprisingly, joked.
Sana giggled, and then burst out laughing, as the all too familiar lonesome wolf-Hayama came to her mind.
*Babbit * (agaaaiinn @-@) I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. Hehehe. I'm fine now, you see? No broken bones!
"Did you hear that?" Tsuyosh-kun asked, excitedly.
Hayama shook his head, uninterested to know anymore.
"Sana-chan's gonna play Red ridding hood!" he clasped his hands together.
"You need to get a new focus in life..." Hayama muttered, so very quietly, that even I; the author cannot figure it out @-@
"Huh?" Tsuyosh-kun of course did not hear this.
"Betsumi. (Nothing; Hayama mutters this very much in the TV show ^-^)
How do you even know she'll get the part?"
Tsuyoshi looked at him as if he had celery (oh Lord, save us all 0_o) growing out of his ears. Perhaps he did. Hayama did not know.
"Sana-chan could get any part she wanted. She could even by-pass you for a tree!"
Hayama's hand shot down on the boy in a second.
"I'm not being a tree." He mumbled.
Then the celery fell off from his ears. He looked down at it.
'Oh. I really did have celery growing from my ears..' he shrugged, unaffected by the paranormal event.
*Babbit * (face it. You're stuck with him =p) Pass the peanut butter!
The bat begins to munch the celery, while dipping it into a jar of peanut butter.
"Time to audition for the part of the big bad wolf." Mitsuya-sensai declared, somewhat nervously.
"I want to be the big bad wolf!" Tsuyosh-kun cried. Hayama rolled his eyes.
"So get up on the stage." He pushed his friend onto the tiny stage, and he was the first to audition.
Nervously, Tsuyoshi tugged his collar on his shirt, and stepped up to face the eager kid audience.
He could hear Sana at the back of the room shouting somewhat encouraging words to him.
He began.
"All the better to eat you with, my dear! Gurrruuurruuuurruuuruuuu!"
He growled his hardest, but the kids just started laughing at him, even Sana could be heard.
"Tsuyosh-kun's a sissy mama's boy who can't growl!"
Now most little boys of his statue would probably burst out crying right now, but not Tsuyosh-kun...
He bent down and his eyes became angry sparkling stars, and he picked up the curtain rod and began swishing it around the theater as the curtains toppled down on everybody.
So he made a huge ruckus and actually acted like a big bad wolf. Who said he wouldn't get the part?
Next came Hayama.
He HAD to audition; weather he wanted to or not.
'Who am I gonna play? The best part was taken by Tsuyoshi... maybe I should just skip school for the next week.'
"That sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sana shouted over all the noise of the gymnasium. "Hayama's gotta be the wolf! He's a lonesome wolf! I made him one!" She exclaimed, then darted over to Tsuyosh-kun, and whispered under her breath to him. "I'm sorry. You're really good. You're my friend. I'm sorry."
Then she mindlessly grabbed Hayama and pointed out every detail that made him a candidate for the big bad wolf.
"He's evil like a wolf, he has teeth like a wolf." She opened up his mouth revealing slightly pointed teeth. "Aaaaaand! He's a loner like a wolf!" she finished.
"But Sana-chan, don't wolves travel in packs?" Aya asked, matter-of-factly.
"Aya-chan that can't be true, why else have I nicknamed him lonesome wolf?"
*Babbit* You Bakas! Hayama was nicknamed lonesome wolf because he used to be the leader of a group of troublesome boys. And then he turned loner. Babbit shakes his head.
"Oh come on, I knew that." Sana said, although she most certainly did not.
"Can we get on with this?" Hayama asked, impatiently. Mitsuya sensei had been patiently listening to Sana's explanation of a lonesome wolf, and had completely lost track of time.
"Oh! OK Hayama- san. Go on up and audition for us." She smiled, pushing the blonde haired boy onto the stage.
He stood there, and stared at the waiting students. Then he gave 'em one of his 'Hayama glares' and didn't stop. He just stood there staring at them. The teacher scratched her head, and continued waiting for him to do something. So that maybe he could have the opportunity for a big part. Finally Babbit flies onstage, and starts flapping his wings beside Hayama, who still doesn't turn off his eerie glare
*Babbit * Cast him as a tree!
Hayama then karate chopped the bat.
*Babbit * this isn't my day.
"Well obviously you're not gonna do anything... so I'll just have to cast you as a tree." Mitsuya sensei sighed.
Hayama shrugged. His worst nightmare had come true, but did he care? No.
*Babbit * (while getting up again) I told ya!
Hayama stuffed a pile of prop leaves in Babbit's mouth, shutting him up.
"Alright, Sana it's your turn." Mitsuya sensei said, glad to be rid of the scary faced Hayama.
Sana marched confidently onto the stage, her arms sailing along with her feet. She gave the audience a big smile, and began her audition.
"Oh grandmother what big eyes you have" she then proceeded to wait for whoever would play the big bad wolf to answer. When this was done she continued.
"Oh grandmother what a big nose you have." Again she waited for the wolf to answer.
Then she continued. "Oh grandmother what big teeth you have!" Then she ran off the stage as if the wolf were chasing her.
With their jaws hanging open at Sana's magnificent performance, the teachers checked off her name on the list of the students in their class beside Red riding hood.
"Woohoo!" Sana cried, jumping off the stage and running over to her group of friends.
"You're just perfect for the part!" Tsuyosh-kun smiled.(^-^)
"Thanks Tsuyosh-kun." Sana smiled back. "I'm gonna have to practice being scared of you from now on huh?"
Tsuyosh-kun smiled, and rubbed the back of his head.
" You don't hafta..." he was cut off.
"It's the wolf!" Sana shouted, and whipped out her Kodocha mallet and bashed him on the head, then hastily ran away.
Hayama joined the group, then aimlessly looked away, and muttered. "She really is an idiot" (=p)
"Sana! Sana! Owwwww owwww Sana!" Tsuyosh-kun cried, running out of the gym.
"Ahhhh it's the wolf! The wolf!" She shouted again.
"OK Sana that's enough. Leave Tsuyosh-kun alone, come on this is dumb, Saaanaaa!" Aya cried, running after them.
Hayama again came up to the now fast disappearing group of children, and turned to the camera (imagine this is a REAL Kodocha ep.) and shrugged.
"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."
So he ran after the group of kids heading for home. Babbit followed.
"DobeDobeDowa!" Sana sat on her couch, munching on pocky and telling her mom about her big day, while her mom drove around in her incredibly cute 'lil car, racing around corners like mad to escape the suggested wrath of 'Mr. Editor'
"Please Kurata san! Come back!" He could be heard shouting as he helplessly chased the crazy haired young woman down the very long hall that was Sana's house.
Rei-kun was trying to vacuum at the same time, so as you can imagine the Kurata household was a very loud atmosphere.
