Relena laid back in the psychiatrists chair.Next to her was duo the psychiatrist. (he wasnt a very good one, but he was the only one on colony L45 and she wasnt getting off of there anytime soon)
Duo: so, miss. relena how do you feel about heero?
Relena: I... I...
tears well up in her eyes
Relena: He cares more about his laptop than me!!!!
with a burst of tears relena falls into duos arms duo gets a devilish smirk on his face
Duo: tell me relena, would you... sell your soul to get heero to want you?
Relena: i'd do any thing!
Before Relena could blink duo was holding a contract out toward her
Duo: sign here please
Relena: Why?
Duo: if you sign heero will love you more than you love him MWA HA HA HA
Relena signed the contract, which made her soul shinigami's and with that she walked out
Duo looked at the contract
I, Relena Peacecraft give my soul to shinigami for heero yuy to...
Duo made a small edit
I, Relena Peacecraft give my soul to shinigami for dorothy catolonia to...
Relena runs into Heero's apartment.
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero!
Heero: what are you doing here?
Relena: Heero?
Heero: oh yea, um dorothy came by here a second ago looking for you, she said to give this to you
Heero handed Relena a letter wich read
I love you relena pecraft! more than I love war!love,Dorothy C.
Relena: Duo Maxwell must die!
***
Relena had a knife, she was going to kill duo.
suddenly duo walked out of a store relena stabbed him to death and this story is over
ME: WWWWWWWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT stop! that wasnt in the script. rewind to "Relena had a knife, she was going to kill duo."
Relena had a knife, she was going to kill duo.
But first she decided that she would see quatre: magical guru.
Oh quatre, magical guru, help me in stopping duo from his evil deeds!
Quatre(magical guru): okeedokee! well first to create a vodoo doll ill need some hair from duo, some nails and some bits of clothes
Relena: okay.
So relena went on a quest. she pulled duos braid out she ripped his nails off and stole his clothes and brought them to quatre he made a voodoo doll and was about to poke duo to detath when duo walked in and killed relena she was sentenced to a life of tourture by being poked by duo 24 hours a day for eternity. as for duo, he lived to be a succesful drug lord
the end
