Beatrix-The huntsman returned to the castle with the lungs and liver of an …uh… oglop…

Beatrix-The huntsman returned to the castle with the lungs and liver of an …uh… oglop…

(curtain opens and Dagger is sitting on her throne)

Steiner-(enters)

Your Majesty, I bring you the lungs and liver of Snow White.

Dagger-…Uh… wonderful!

Steiner-Uh… excuse me Your Highness, but aren't you going to eat them?

Dagger-Do I have to?

Steiner-(whispers)

Princess, it is in the script.

Dagger-Uh…

(servants rush in, tie a bib around her neck, give her a knife and fork, and rush back out)

Dagger-(sighs)

(cuts a piece of the oglop liver and eats)

I think I'm going to be sick!

(rushes off stage to the bathroom)

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-Snow White was now all alone in the huge forest. Night came and she was very afraid. She heard strange animal noises and began to run. She ran over stones and thorns until she could run no more and fell asleep under a tree. At last, dawn woke the sleeping forest to the song of the birds and Snow White as well…

(curtain opens and Eiko is lying under a tree)

Eiko-(yawns and stretches)

What a night! I wonder where I am?

(looks around)

Hey what's that?

(two crewmembers push a tiny cottage onstage and exit)

Eiko-That wasn't there before. I wonder who …or what… lives there.

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-Snow White walked up to the cottage and opened the door…

(curtain opens and Eiko is in the cottage)

Eiko-(walks over to the table and picks up a plate)

Wow these are real tiny plates…

(drops it)

Oops! Oh well… these spoons are tiny too.

(stomach growls)

That was well timed. I'm hungry so I don't think they'll mind if I eat some of their food and drink some of this…

(looks in cup)

…stuff. What is this? Oh well.

(drinks it)

Hey, not bad.

(looks around)

Oh, what tiny beds.

(yawns)

Maybe I'll just take a nap in one of them…

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-Now Snow White was unaware that she was in the house of the seven dwarfs, uh I mean moogles… Each day the moogles went to work at a mine, and returned home at sunset. They lit their seven little candles and saw someone had been in their house…

(curtain opens and the moogles are in the cottage)

Chimomo-(whispers)

I can't get my candle lit, kupo.

Mois-Let me do it. Here, hold this.

(gives candle to Morrison)

(pulls out matches and tries to light it)

Damn match won't light, kupo! Let me try again.

(tries match after match, but none will light and a pile of matches as high as his pom-pom appears)

Atla-Let's just move on, kupo.

Mois-Oh, all right, kupo.

Morrison-Ahem. Someone has been in our house, kupo.

Chimomo-You're right. Who has been sitting in my chair, kupo?

Mois-Who broke my damn plate, kupo?

Grimo-Who ate my bread, kupo?

Momatose-Who ate my vegetables, kupo-kupo?

Mogki-Who used my fork, kupo?

Morrison-Who used my knife, kupo?

Atla-Who has been drinking from my cup, kupo? …What is this stuff anyway, kupo?

Grimo-Beats me, kupo.

Chimomo-Who stepped on my bed, kupo?

Mois-And someone is sleeping in my damn bed!

Beatrix-They looked at Snow White, but the did not wake her. They thought she was beautiful and liked her very much. Finally Snow White woke up…

Eiko-(yawns)

Ah! Who-who are you?

Chimomo-We are the seven moogles, kupo.

Mois-Why were you sleeping in my damn bed, kupo!?

Morrison-Don't mind him, kupo. He's grumpy.

Mois-Hey!

Morrison-What are you doing here, kupo?

Eiko-Well, my evil stepmother tried to get a huntsman to kill me, but he chickened out and let me go if I promised never to return.

Atla-Oh, that's terrible, kupo!

Momatose-If you will cook, sew, wash, knit and clean you can stay with us, kupo.

Eiko-(mutters)

Slave drivers…

Grimo-And you will have anything you want, kupo. We come home in the evening from the ore mine, kupo-kupo.

Eiko-Alright. You've just got yourself a new roommate!

Mogki-Watch out for the Queen, kupo. And don't let anyone in.

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-The Queen thought she was the most beautiful woman in the land again. The next morning she stepped before her mirror…

(curtain opens and Dagger is standing in front of the "mirror" )

Dagger-(asks Vivi)

Mirror, mirror, on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?

Vivi-(blushes)

You, my Queen, are fair, it's true.

But little Snow White, beyond the seven mountains

Is a thousand times fairer than you.

Dagger-I knew I was the fairest- wha-what did you say? Snow White!? Uh! I can't believe that brat is still alive! …Only the seven moogles live in the seven mountains. They must have rescued her. I need to plan a way to get rid of her for good. …I know, I'll disguise myself as a peasant woman and sell apples! But I'll put a poisoned apple in with the rest! It's genius!

(laughs evilly)

(curtain closes)

(end act 2)