Beatrix-The Queen wasted no time in putting her plan into action

Beatrix-The Queen wasted no time in putting her plan into action. Taking the quickest way into the forest, she crossed the swamp at the edge of the trees. She reached the bank unseen, just as Snow White stood waving goodbye to the…moogles… on their way to the mine…

(curtain opens and Eiko is in the cottage kitchen)

Eiko-I can't believe what pigs those moogles are! No wonder they needed me to clean for them.

(knock, knock)

Eiko-Who's there?

Dagger-(calls from other side of the door)

Um… I'm an old peasant woman selling delicious, red apples!

Eiko- An old peasant woman selling delicious, red apples who?

Dagger-It's not a joke! I'm really selling apples.

Eiko-Oh. Sorry, but I'm not allowed to let anyone in.

Dagger-You're a good girl. I know, I'll give you one of my lovely, red apples as a reward!

Eiko-Really? Wow, that's nice of you. …Are you sure it's not poisoned?

Dagger-Of coarse. W-why would you think something like that!?

Eiko-No reason.

(opens the door a crack and takes apple)

Dagger-There, isn't that a nice apple…

Eiko-(bites into apple)

Oh…

(falls to ground)

Dagger-(chuckles evilly)

Now who's the fairest of them all?

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-This made the Queen very happy, but on the way back to the castle…

(curtain opens and Dagger is in the forest)

Dagger-Finally Snow White is dead and I'm the fairest in the land!

(walks toward "quicksand" without noticing)

Dagger-I think I will tell everyone that Snow White ran away. Yes that's what I'll say- ah!

(falls into quicksand)

Help me! Somebody help m-

(sinks into quicksand)

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-That evening when the dwarves, uh I mean moogles… returned home…

(curtain opens and the moogles are in the cottage and find Eiko on the floor)

Morrison-Snow White, kupo!?

(moogles all run over to Eiko)

Grimo-I-I think she's dead, kupo…

Mois-Damn. Now who's going to do the housework for us, kupo?

Atla-Mois! She did a lot for us, kupo. Don't you care?

Mois-(crosses arms)

Humph. … … …

(begins to cry)

Oh, you're right. I do care!

(curtain closes)

Beatrix-All of the moogles tried their best to bring Snow White around, but it was no use. They wept and wept for a long time. Then they laid her on a bed of rose petals, carried her into the forest, and put her into a crystal coffin. Each day they laid a flower there…

(curtain opens and moogles are in the forest with Eiko laying in the coffin)

Mogki-Snow White, kupo. You helped us so much.

Chimomo-Yes, you were always there with a smile, kupo.

Momatose-We really miss you, kupo.

(moogles all walk off stage)

Beatrix-Then one day a Prince wondered into the forest and discovered Snow White's crystal coffin…

(Zidane enters)

Hey, who's that?

(moogles all enter)

Chimomo-Who are you?

Zidane-I should be asking you the same question. But since you asked first, I am Prince Zidane of Tantalus.

Atla-Oh, you're a prince, kupo?

Zidane-Yeah. Who are you guys and who is she?

Morrison-We are the seven moogles from the seven mountains…

Grimo-…And she is Snow White.

Zidane-She is so lovely. I'd love to …kiss… her.

(leans down to kiss Eiko)

Censor-(runs on stage)

Excuse me.

Zidane-Who are you?

Censor-That doesn't matter. I'm afraid I can't allow you to kiss her.

(hands Zidane a purple bag)

Take this and sprinkle it on her. She will wake up because…

(faces audience)

…it's "magic powder".

Zidane-Alright. I'll try it.

(censor exits)

Zidane-(sprinkles powder on Eiko)

Eiko-(coughs and sits up)

That was dust!

Chimomo-Snow White! You're alive, kupo!

(moogles cheer)

Zidane-Um, Snow White? Will you marr-

(censor enters)

Censor-(hands Zidane a piece of paper)

We can't allow you to say that either. Read the paper instead.

(exits)

Zidane-O-okay. Ahem. 'Snow White will you be my …friend?

Eiko-W-what is this!? Where's my kiss!?

Zidane-Sorry Eiko, but the kiss isn't in the script anymore. …So do you want to be my friend or not?

Eiko-…Oh alright. I'll be your …friend.

(moogles cheer)

Beatrix-And from that day on, Snow White and the Prince …uh… were the best of …friends.

(curtain closes)

(audience applauds)

(curtain opens and entire cast bows)

(louder applause)

(curtain closes)

(end act 3)