Hello, howdy, and all that crap. I am about to write yet another fic while listening to some of Cledus T. Judds songs. I seem to do my best works of comedy when I do that. Oh, by the way, Momma D. is my own creation. She can kick major ass, too! Um... Well, without any further adue, ado, however the hell you spell that, here is... Something....

Heero tapped his fingers idly on the table before him, waiting for the latest top-secret government files to be displayed on his laptop. "Hey, Heero! Whatcha doing?" Duo asked, happily bounding into the room. "I'm hacking intot he governments... AHA! I knew it... Duo, go get the others, quick! We have a new mission..." Duo did as Heero said and ran off to find Quatre, Trowa and Wufei. A few minutes later, Duo returned with the others. "Some country music singers ae planning on taking over the world. We have to do everything in our power to stop them. Of the known singers involved in this plan, Jo Dee Messina, George Strait, Cledus T. Judd, Shania Twain, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, Montgomery Gentry and Billy Gilman are the most dangerous. We have to move quickly, they're planning on taking over tomorrow night..."

Duo, being the omnipotent, super cute, super intelligent guy that he is called Humpty Dumpty to put the gundams back together after Quatre had decided to blow them up. (Don't deny it, you know it was Quatre.) In less than an hour, at 12:27 AM, Humpty had finished. "Hey, thanks. Uhm... Ya know, I'm kinda hungry... I feel like having scrambled eggs..." Duo informed Humpty, and soon after, the gundam pilots all sat down to enjoy a nice meal of scrambled eggs. They had enough left overs to last them almost two days, which is a lot, consideing how much Duo eats. Luckily, Duo didn't eat as much eggs as he did everything else.

"Alright, we've got 7 minutes left until 1... Let's go and see what we can do about those evil country music singers." Trowa said, and the gundam pilots ran to their respective gundams, starting them up and then flying towards the CMS' headquarters. Wufei was the first to notice, upon their arrival at the base, that something was wrong. Then he saw what it was. "Hey, look over there!" He yelled, pointing at the air above the base. Then the five gundam pilots all realised the danger they were in when they saw Jo Dee Messina's custom mobile suit. Then they heard her singing. "I want you to burn!" She sang, and then twin flamethrowers blasted flames at the gundams, and one shot hit the Altrons left arm.

Then another mobile suit flew up into the air. "Oh, no! It can't be... Thats the most feared country singer of all... That's... Momma D. Judd!" Quatre spluttered fearfully. The laughter of a 500 pound woman was heard echoing for miles around, coming from the newly arrived mobile suit. "Well, howdy, y'all! Welcome ta Momma D.'s House O' Pain!" The mobilesuit flew towards Sandrock, and then stopped a mobile suits arms length away from it, turned around, and then released a cloud of acidic gas from its... Rear end... Sandrocks shield raised up to block the blow, and was melted away. Luckily, Sandrock suffered no other damage. The deranged laughter of Momma D. was heard once again as she revealed her ultimate weapon....

Uhm... Should be interesting to see where this is taken... Ciao fer now, y'all! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!