Title: Stakeout.
Author: Abbey (If that is my real name mwahahahaaaaaa)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They're not mine, never will be, crack-whore, uh, I mean Joss and
co'
own them, you know the rest.
Summary: When you're fighting life-threatening evil every other night and you
get
landed with the boring job of stakeout from a certain whiny female cop. You've
got to
find some way to entertain yourself. This is the fang gang's (make that 2 of the
fang
gang's) way. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Authors notes: I know, I know, I deserve to be lynched for using script form.
Trust me
when I say it was even worse in proper story mode (I wasn't being lazy, I wrote
it out
both ways but all the jokes were lost in the story type. And since this can't
afford to
lose any of the poor attempts of funnies, I left it like this. I never usually
use script
format and will never do it again. Me sowwy.
Authors Notes 2: Wow, the notes are becoming longer then the story. Which brings
to
mind my other apology. I'm sorry for the teeny tiny size this is. Keep in mind
it's just
meant to be a joke story and not a complex character development story.
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"Angel?"
"What?"
"What are we doin'?"
"Watching the building"
"Oh…. why?"
"That's what good guys do"
"Oh…why?"
"Because"
"Wh—"
"If you say 'why' one more time I'll kill you"
/////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 hours later)
"Building's not doing anything"
"It will"
"How do you know?"
"Kate told me"
"Kate…. The same Kate I know?"
"…Good point"
////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 hours and 5 caffeine filled drinks later)
"Dayo. Day-ay-ay-o, Dayo Light and we wanna go home"
"Doyle?"
"Yeah man?"
"Shut up"
"Can I smoke?"
"No"
"Oh… Day Eza day eza day eza—"
"Ok! Ok! Fine, you can smoke"
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 more hours later)
"I'm sittin' in the car"
"De new de new"
"Don't know what to do yeah"
"De new de new"
"The guy has gone out now"
"De new De—What?"
"What?"
"Where?"
"Huh?"
"The guy! When'd he go out?"
"Few minutes ago"
"Damn!"
"Oops."
Fin.
Author: Abbey (If that is my real name mwahahahaaaaaa)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: They're not mine, never will be, crack-whore, uh, I mean Joss and
co'
own them, you know the rest.
Summary: When you're fighting life-threatening evil every other night and you
get
landed with the boring job of stakeout from a certain whiny female cop. You've
got to
find some way to entertain yourself. This is the fang gang's (make that 2 of the
fang
gang's) way. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Authors notes: I know, I know, I deserve to be lynched for using script form.
Trust me
when I say it was even worse in proper story mode (I wasn't being lazy, I wrote
it out
both ways but all the jokes were lost in the story type. And since this can't
afford to
lose any of the poor attempts of funnies, I left it like this. I never usually
use script
format and will never do it again. Me sowwy.
Authors Notes 2: Wow, the notes are becoming longer then the story. Which brings
to
mind my other apology. I'm sorry for the teeny tiny size this is. Keep in mind
it's just
meant to be a joke story and not a complex character development story.
/////////////////////////////////
"Angel?"
"What?"
"What are we doin'?"
"Watching the building"
"Oh…. why?"
"That's what good guys do"
"Oh…why?"
"Because"
"Wh—"
"If you say 'why' one more time I'll kill you"
/////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 hours later)
"Building's not doing anything"
"It will"
"How do you know?"
"Kate told me"
"Kate…. The same Kate I know?"
"…Good point"
////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 hours and 5 caffeine filled drinks later)
"Dayo. Day-ay-ay-o, Dayo Light and we wanna go home"
"Doyle?"
"Yeah man?"
"Shut up"
"Can I smoke?"
"No"
"Oh… Day Eza day eza day eza—"
"Ok! Ok! Fine, you can smoke"
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
(2 more hours later)
"I'm sittin' in the car"
"De new de new"
"Don't know what to do yeah"
"De new de new"
"The guy has gone out now"
"De new De—What?"
"What?"
"Where?"
"Huh?"
"The guy! When'd he go out?"
"Few minutes ago"
"Damn!"
"Oops."
Fin.
