Some More Harry Potter Limericks

Some More Harry Potter Limericks!

There once was a man named Hagrid,

He kept pets that the world would forbid.

He tamed a Blast-ended Skrewt,

And thought it was quite cute.

But that's what he thought of the Squid.

(Which later gobbled him up!)

There once was a three-headed dog named Fluffy,

Whose teeth were sharp and fur was scruffy.

Then Snape came in,

With a violin!

And Fluffy fell asleep. Poor Fluffy!

There once was a chess master named Ron,

Who was about to move his pawn.

But wait! He thought,

It might get caught!

So instead he mowed his lawn.

(I have no idea why Ron decided to mow his lawn)

There once was a man named Black.

While walking, he fell in a crack.

He found it was really a canyon,

So he called upon his companion.

Who was Remus, of a loyal wolf pack.

There once was a boy named Dudley.

He really wasn't all that cuddly.

He was really fat,

And an annoying brat.

But his Parents still loved Dudley.

My good friend could not remember their screen-name,

They only applied yesterday, how lame!

They said, "I wrote it down,

But a Centaur took it to town!"

It's so unfair to give a Centaur the blame.

(Sorry about that one- I only wrote it because it's TRUE!)

There are many strange things at Hogwarts,

But the strangest of all is the sports!

They play Quiddich,

To catch the Snitch.

It is a game played by all sorts.

There was once a wizard named Malfoy.

He was really quite a spoiled boy.

While boating down the Nile,

He hit Gilligan's Isle.

He got stranded and many people jumped for joy.

(Okay, so maybe Gilligan doesn't live on the Nile.)

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter related things belong to J.K. Rowling and Gilligan belongs to, I'm not sure. But he certainly does not belong to me.

I personally think the other ones are better but hey, these aren't that bad, are they?

Read and Review please!!

And Thank You, Lily, for Allowing me to use You in One of my 'Great' Limericks! (Thank Goodness you finally remembered your name)