Some More Harry Potter
Limericks!
There once
was a man named Hagrid,
He kept
pets that the world would forbid.
He tamed a
Blast-ended Skrewt,
And thought
it was quite cute.
But that's
what he thought of the Squid.
(Which
later gobbled him up!)
There once
was a three-headed dog named Fluffy,
Whose teeth
were sharp and fur was scruffy.
Then Snape
came in,
With a
violin!
And Fluffy
fell asleep. Poor Fluffy!
There once
was a chess master named Ron,
Who was
about to move his pawn.
But wait!
He thought,
It might
get caught!
So instead
he mowed his lawn.
(I have no
idea why Ron decided to mow his lawn)
There once
was a man named Black.
While
walking, he fell in a crack.
He found it
was really a canyon,
So he
called upon his companion.
Who was
Remus, of a loyal wolf pack.
There once
was a boy named Dudley.
He really
wasn't all that cuddly.
He was
really fat,
And an
annoying brat.
But his
Parents still loved Dudley.
My good
friend could not remember their screen-name,
They only
applied yesterday, how lame!
They said,
"I wrote it down,
But a
Centaur took it to town!"
It's so
unfair to give a Centaur the blame.
(Sorry
about that one- I only wrote it because it's TRUE!)
There are
many strange things at Hogwarts,
But the
strangest of all is the sports!
They play
Quiddich,
To catch
the Snitch.
It is a
game played by all sorts.
There was
once a wizard named Malfoy.
He was
really quite a spoiled boy.
While
boating down the Nile,
He hit
Gilligan's Isle.
He got
stranded and many people jumped for joy.
(Okay, so
maybe Gilligan doesn't live on the Nile.)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter related things belong to J.K. Rowling and Gilligan belongs to, I'm not sure. But he certainly does not belong to me.
I personally think the other ones are better but hey, these
aren't that bad, are they?
Read and Review please!!
And Thank You, Lily, for Allowing me to use You in One of my 'Great'
Limericks! (Thank Goodness you finally remembered your name)
