What?! More
Harry Potter Limericks!
(A/N: Since of the confusion over the pronunciation of the name Hermione (J.K. Rowling says, "Her-my-o-nee," my friend says "Her-mee-own," and I say "Her-moyn"), I have done three limericks for her. Thank you.)
There
once was a girl named Hermione,
She
thought all house-elves should be free.
She
started a protest,
And who
would've guessed,
That
the police banished her to Tennessee!
There
once was a witch named Hermione,
She
knew all that could be known.
She got
straight A's,
And a
whole lot of praise.
Until
she was hit by a cyclone.
Once
there was a girl named Hermione,
It was
Hogwarts that she had to join,
She was
taught Magics,
And
other neat tricks.
And
that is all there is about Hermione.
There
once was a headmaster named Dumbledore,
He was
so old he could've fought in every war.
He
controls Hogwarts,
And all
other sorts.
And
that was about Dumbledore.
There
once was a man named Mr. Green,
He was
known nation-wide for being mean.
Wait,
hold on a second,
He's
from Clue, I reckon…
You
aren't from Harry Potter, Mr. Green!
There
once was a phoenix named Fawkes,
He was
bigger than the biggest of hawks.
He
saved Harry,
From a
snake big and scary,
And
that is all about Fawkes!
Now, how were those? Good, bad, horrible, great?
Disclaimer: Everything that is Harry Potter related blah
blah blah belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Please read and REVIEW!!!!!!!! J I would appreciate it! J
Ok, I admit it, these aren't as great as the other ones,
so can ANY of you loyal, royal readers out there give me some IDEAS? Please? J
