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What?! More Harry Potter Limericks!

(A/N: Since of the confusion over the pronunciation of the name Hermione (J.K. Rowling says, "Her-my-o-nee," my friend says "Her-mee-own," and I say "Her-moyn"), I have done three limericks for her. Thank you.)

There once was a girl named Hermione,

She thought all house-elves should be free.

She started a protest,

And who would've guessed,

That the police banished her to Tennessee!

There once was a witch named Hermione,

She knew all that could be known.

She got straight A's,

And a whole lot of praise.

Until she was hit by a cyclone.

Once there was a girl named Hermione,

It was Hogwarts that she had to join,

She was taught Magics,

And other neat tricks.

And that is all there is about Hermione.

There once was a headmaster named Dumbledore,

He was so old he could've fought in every war.

He controls Hogwarts,

And all other sorts.

And that was about Dumbledore.

There once was a man named Mr. Green,

He was known nation-wide for being mean.

Wait, hold on a second,

He's from Clue, I reckon…

You aren't from Harry Potter, Mr. Green!

There once was a phoenix named Fawkes,

He was bigger than the biggest of hawks.

He saved Harry,

From a snake big and scary,

And that is all about Fawkes!

Now, how were those? Good, bad, horrible, great?

Disclaimer: Everything that is Harry Potter related blah blah blah belongs to J.K. Rowling.

Please read and REVIEW!!!!!!!! J I would appreciate it! J

Ok, I admit it, these aren't as great as the other ones, so can ANY of you loyal, royal readers out there give me some IDEAS? Please? J