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THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING
SAM: "You have got to be kidding, Colonel."
JACK: "Do I look like I'm kidding, Major?"
SAM: "No, sir."
DANIEL: "Are you sure about this, Jack?"
TEAL'C: "I am also uncertain about this, Colonel O'Neill."
JACK: "Look, would you just drop it. We are doing this, okay?"
SAM: "Whatever."
DANIEL: "Whatever."
JACK: "Don't gang up on me, Carter and Daniel. I'll make you go first."
SAM: "I'll sue."
JACK: "Love to see you try, Major."
DANIEL: "Look. If we're going to do this, then why don't we just do it?"
TEAL'C: "I concur."
JACK: "We have got to educate him on Earth slang."
DANIEL: "Sure, Jack. I just want to make sure of one thing before I die. My coffin is going to be green."
SAM: "Mine's purple."
JACK: "A purple coffin, Carter? And Daniel? We are not going to die, okay?"
DANIEL: "I don't know about that."
TEAL'C: "What are these 'coffins'."
SAM: "I'll explain if we live through this, Teal'c."
JACK: "CARTER!"
SAM: "Okay, okay."
DANIEL: "Um, Jack. Since this was your idea, I think you should go first."
JACK: "Yeah right. Tell me the real reason you want me to go first."
DANIEL: "I want your stereo."
JACK: "WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!"
DANIEL: "Whatever."
SAM: "Whatever."
TEAL'C: "If no one else will go first, then I will go first."
JACK: "Thanks, Teal'c."
SAM: "Why don't we all just go at once?"
JACK: "Good idea, Carter. Let's go."
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
DANIEL: "That was awesome!"
JACK: "And who was thinking we were going to die?"
DANIEL: "A purple coffin, Sam?"
SAM: "You can't talk, Daniel. You wanted green."
DANIEL: "What's wrong with green?"
JACK: "I've seen enough green in my lifetime. Admit it. You were glad I dragged you along."
TEAL'C: "The ferris wheel ride was indeed fun, Colonel O'Neill."
THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING
SAM: "You have got to be kidding, Colonel."
JACK: "Do I look like I'm kidding, Major?"
SAM: "No, sir."
DANIEL: "Are you sure about this, Jack?"
TEAL'C: "I am also uncertain about this, Colonel O'Neill."
JACK: "Look, would you just drop it. We are doing this, okay?"
SAM: "Whatever."
DANIEL: "Whatever."
JACK: "Don't gang up on me, Carter and Daniel. I'll make you go first."
SAM: "I'll sue."
JACK: "Love to see you try, Major."
DANIEL: "Look. If we're going to do this, then why don't we just do it?"
TEAL'C: "I concur."
JACK: "We have got to educate him on Earth slang."
DANIEL: "Sure, Jack. I just want to make sure of one thing before I die. My coffin is going to be green."
SAM: "Mine's purple."
JACK: "A purple coffin, Carter? And Daniel? We are not going to die, okay?"
DANIEL: "I don't know about that."
TEAL'C: "What are these 'coffins'."
SAM: "I'll explain if we live through this, Teal'c."
JACK: "CARTER!"
SAM: "Okay, okay."
DANIEL: "Um, Jack. Since this was your idea, I think you should go first."
JACK: "Yeah right. Tell me the real reason you want me to go first."
DANIEL: "I want your stereo."
JACK: "WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!"
DANIEL: "Whatever."
SAM: "Whatever."
TEAL'C: "If no one else will go first, then I will go first."
JACK: "Thanks, Teal'c."
SAM: "Why don't we all just go at once?"
JACK: "Good idea, Carter. Let's go."
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER
DANIEL: "That was awesome!"
JACK: "And who was thinking we were going to die?"
DANIEL: "A purple coffin, Sam?"
SAM: "You can't talk, Daniel. You wanted green."
DANIEL: "What's wrong with green?"
JACK: "I've seen enough green in my lifetime. Admit it. You were glad I dragged you along."
TEAL'C: "The ferris wheel ride was indeed fun, Colonel O'Neill."
