Title: Getting To Know You
Summary: Spike's version. Destiney, since you're so intent on changing the real Spike, I left you
a little something special at the bottom. How do ya like that? PS- To all innocent bystanders, if
you don't understand the second part, it's kind of an inside joke. Destiney is convinced that Spike
is a great vamp, just because he was forced to change by pain, like an animal. She thinks he's
been trained wonderfully, and without the chip, wouldn't feed on humans, or any of that evil
stuff, so I had to make her happy, or course. The customer, or reader, in this case, is always
right. Do you have any bones to pick with me? Let me know at kimmie@quincymail.com
Disclaimer: See first part.
NAME: William the Bloody
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I've got a nice little crypt in the graveyard.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing I'm the reason for the fear etched on the faces of
my victims.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: I might never get to feel the exhilaration in a kill.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Crushed rose petals, human blood, and fear
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Is this bloody
chip in my head, or was it all a terrible dream?
SLAYING- SCARY OR EXCITING: A thrill. Being able to kill something, anything, is what keeps me
alive. So to speak.
FAVORITE FOODS: Now do you really have to ask?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Back when I was a wanker, I preferred vanilla.
STORMS- COOL OR SCARY: Frankly, I don't care what the bloody weather is like. As long as
electricity is still flowing into my telly, I'm happy.
FAVORITE DRINK: See favorite foods.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: No more slayers.
All evil would run rampant, and I'd be able to pick off the bloody ass holes who put this damn
thing into my brain.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: What do you want
me to say, I'd be human again, like that poof Angel? I want this chip out of my mind.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: I've been obsessed nearly centuries with my Dru, but only
humans fall in love. Humans and soul-filled wankers like my sire.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: What the hell is that supposed to mean? If it's my
dinner, hopefully it's half full. Damn thing's usually empty, though.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: I can't even throw a punch at something without evil. My
bloody reputation is suffering, here.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To get the chip out. Then, I'll rip Captain Cardboard limb from
limb, sending the Slayer one piece at a time. Next, I'll start on my sire. He's been pissing the hell
out of me lately, and deserves a little pain. I'll make the Slayer watch.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I'll wake up one morning with a soul, and be all bloody kind
and gentle. Makes me want to be sick thinking about it.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I am evil, and
don't anyone forget it. If you do, when I get this chip out, I'll hunt you down, and it will be
painful.
WHAT OTHER PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE: The Slayer's
sister. She's an ok kid.
DESTINEY'S VERSION @?--
NAME: Spike
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A crypt in the graveyard.
FAVORITE PASTIME: Watching the telly, chatting with humans. They really can be more than
Happy Meals with legs, once you get to know the wankers.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Making someone happy, or being around happy people.
And no, I don't mean the meal type happy.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Knowing all the evil I've caused. Evil is bad, it's wrong!
I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood!
FAVORITE SMELLS: My mommy, lilies of the valley, and Curve for women.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: I need to brush me fangs- Oh, I
mean, teeth.
SLAYING- SCARY OR EXCITING: Scary! I hate all those nasty, drooling demons and evil things.
They are just so cold and merciless.
FAVORITE FOODS: I can't really say, the whole taste thing deprives me, but I like hot chocolate.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both. I can't make up my mind about sweets. I love them all.
STORMS- COOL OR SCARY: Scary! I hate big noises, and the flashes of light are terrible.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd be human, or
at least have a soul like Angel. (He's such a great guy.) Then, maybe Buffy would actually like
me.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I want peace on
Earth. We all have to just get along.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Many times. As a poet, I felt it was a thing I needed for
inspiration, and being as emotion-ridden as I was, I fell for a woman every other week.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half full, because pessimists are just depressing.
Life, or unlife, is so much more pleasant if seen through an optimistic point of view.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: All my awful, soul wrenching deeds. I hate to think about it,
because it hurts my heart.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To be a good person. That's all I ever really wanted. Oh, and
to get in the Slayer's pants. (Whoops, did I say that out loud, I meant to press her pants for her,
you know how she hates wrinkles).
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That I won't be able to –ahem- press her pants.
WHAT DO YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I'm not
bloody evil anymore, damn it!
WHAT OTHER PERSON DO YOU WANT TO SEE FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONAIRE: Everyone,
because I'd love to know them more intimately. Some more than others.
Summary: Spike's version. Destiney, since you're so intent on changing the real Spike, I left you
a little something special at the bottom. How do ya like that? PS- To all innocent bystanders, if
you don't understand the second part, it's kind of an inside joke. Destiney is convinced that Spike
is a great vamp, just because he was forced to change by pain, like an animal. She thinks he's
been trained wonderfully, and without the chip, wouldn't feed on humans, or any of that evil
stuff, so I had to make her happy, or course. The customer, or reader, in this case, is always
right. Do you have any bones to pick with me? Let me know at kimmie@quincymail.com
Disclaimer: See first part.
NAME: William the Bloody
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I've got a nice little crypt in the graveyard.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing I'm the reason for the fear etched on the faces of
my victims.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: I might never get to feel the exhilaration in a kill.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Crushed rose petals, human blood, and fear
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Is this bloody
chip in my head, or was it all a terrible dream?
SLAYING- SCARY OR EXCITING: A thrill. Being able to kill something, anything, is what keeps me
alive. So to speak.
FAVORITE FOODS: Now do you really have to ask?
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Back when I was a wanker, I preferred vanilla.
STORMS- COOL OR SCARY: Frankly, I don't care what the bloody weather is like. As long as
electricity is still flowing into my telly, I'm happy.
FAVORITE DRINK: See favorite foods.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: No more slayers.
All evil would run rampant, and I'd be able to pick off the bloody ass holes who put this damn
thing into my brain.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: What do you want
me to say, I'd be human again, like that poof Angel? I want this chip out of my mind.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: I've been obsessed nearly centuries with my Dru, but only
humans fall in love. Humans and soul-filled wankers like my sire.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: What the hell is that supposed to mean? If it's my
dinner, hopefully it's half full. Damn thing's usually empty, though.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: I can't even throw a punch at something without evil. My
bloody reputation is suffering, here.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To get the chip out. Then, I'll rip Captain Cardboard limb from
limb, sending the Slayer one piece at a time. Next, I'll start on my sire. He's been pissing the hell
out of me lately, and deserves a little pain. I'll make the Slayer watch.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I'll wake up one morning with a soul, and be all bloody kind
and gentle. Makes me want to be sick thinking about it.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I am evil, and
don't anyone forget it. If you do, when I get this chip out, I'll hunt you down, and it will be
painful.
WHAT OTHER PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONAIRE: The Slayer's
sister. She's an ok kid.
DESTINEY'S VERSION @?--
NAME: Spike
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A crypt in the graveyard.
FAVORITE PASTIME: Watching the telly, chatting with humans. They really can be more than
Happy Meals with legs, once you get to know the wankers.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Making someone happy, or being around happy people.
And no, I don't mean the meal type happy.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Knowing all the evil I've caused. Evil is bad, it's wrong!
I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood!
FAVORITE SMELLS: My mommy, lilies of the valley, and Curve for women.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: I need to brush me fangs- Oh, I
mean, teeth.
SLAYING- SCARY OR EXCITING: Scary! I hate all those nasty, drooling demons and evil things.
They are just so cold and merciless.
FAVORITE FOODS: I can't really say, the whole taste thing deprives me, but I like hot chocolate.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both. I can't make up my mind about sweets. I love them all.
STORMS- COOL OR SCARY: Scary! I hate big noises, and the flashes of light are terrible.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd be human, or
at least have a soul like Angel. (He's such a great guy.) Then, maybe Buffy would actually like
me.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I want peace on
Earth. We all have to just get along.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Many times. As a poet, I felt it was a thing I needed for
inspiration, and being as emotion-ridden as I was, I fell for a woman every other week.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half full, because pessimists are just depressing.
Life, or unlife, is so much more pleasant if seen through an optimistic point of view.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: All my awful, soul wrenching deeds. I hate to think about it,
because it hurts my heart.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To be a good person. That's all I ever really wanted. Oh, and
to get in the Slayer's pants. (Whoops, did I say that out loud, I meant to press her pants for her,
you know how she hates wrinkles).
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That I won't be able to –ahem- press her pants.
WHAT DO YOU WISH EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I'm not
bloody evil anymore, damn it!
WHAT OTHER PERSON DO YOU WANT TO SEE FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONAIRE: Everyone,
because I'd love to know them more intimately. Some more than others.
